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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:00:49 AM EDT
[#1]
Bang their wives, shoot their dogs, piss on legs to establish dominance?
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:01:40 AM EDT
[#2]
Pretty sure marking fluid gets everywhere...
So does printer toner  Personally though I'd consider setting one of them on fire, because shit like that just annoys the fuck out of me and if you don't nip it in the bud, it'll get out of hand. |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:02:19 AM EDT
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Super glue a suction cup dildo to the roof of their trucks. They won't notice for a while.
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:02:28 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Bang their wives, shoot their dogs, piss on legs to establish dominance? They prolly got some old ass wives  To be fair I get along really good with them so it’s not like they’re doing it because they hate me or anything. ….that I know of
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:02:34 AM EDT
[#5]
Spotting blue under tool box handles. Spotting blue in gloves.
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:02:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Super glue a suction cup dildo to the roof of their trucks. They won't notice for a while. 
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:03:28 AM EDT
[#7]
Having fun with coworkers and hijinks can be fun and helps build comraderie but messing with IMTE is a quality risk. Sure, hide my icons, but mess with my measurement settings and I'll be pissed.
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:04:04 AM EDT
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Quoted: I do aerospace stealthy bomby development shit. We do a lot of .002 max edges so I deburr and inspect my areas parts. The old fucks on the mills think it’s funny when I’m away from my inspection bench they move my microscope setting and chair height and fuck all my shit up. They’ll do every a few times a week and then stop for a month. I haven’t even remotely hinted that I know they’re doing it. Figured they’ll loose the fun in it. The Lathe dudes came over and told me exactly who it is. I need to fuck with these dudes back lol. I got a tub of neverseize at the ready. Come to me great ones of wisdom with retaliation methods. make sure they use your pronouns. |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:04:16 AM EDT
[#9]
You do what you want.
I have been around this type of work shenanigans. It is usually harmless and runs its course quickly. I have also watched two colleagues get fired for pranking one another. One was the lead instigator and the other was the initial victim who retaliated. The retaliation screwed up an expensive work order and then management got involved because the screw up couldn't be fixed without having to report it. Both parties tried to fix the screw up before it got reported. You do what you want but understand any possible consequences. |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:04:45 AM EDT
[#10]
Rainbow bumper stickers.
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:05:02 AM EDT
[#11]
You'd get fired anywhere I've worked for the never seize or bluing shit.
And probably murdered. |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:05:17 AM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Having fun with coworkers and hijinks can be fun and helps build comraderie but messing with IMTE is a quality risk. Sure, hide my icons, but mess with my measurement settings and I'll be pissed. Yea fuckin asshole turn all the knobs out on the eye adjustments and move the eyes apart. Im the only person who uses this microscope too so it’s like a drivers car seat. You can never get it perfectly adjusted again 
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:06:55 AM EDT
[#13]
Glitter....Everything
But you better be ready for a confrontation afterwards. It's the gift that keeps on giving |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:07:24 AM EDT
[#14]
Surprise buttsecks
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:07:45 AM EDT
[#15]
If said assholes wears glasses, and maybe takes them off and on throughout the day, a little dab of grease or your before mentioned antisieze on the nose pieces is always good for a laugh.
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:09:53 AM EDT
[#16]
Watch the man who told you its someone else. Be cautious of him, he may be the one.
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:10:00 AM EDT
[#17]
Put an ad on a gay craigslist page with the guy's house phone number. Mention in the ad that you work nights, so don't call before 9PM.
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:11:05 AM EDT
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I was messed with as an apprentice. The usual grease on my handles, etc.
It was a small shop, so easy to talk to most at one shot. "OK. I'm the FNG. I get it. You've had your fun and I've taken it fine. I'm politely asking yall to knick it off. You won't like how I play". It didn't stop. An electronically fired "firecracker" was staged. The asshole went ballistic. Luckily the other guys told him he asked for it and was even warned. You could take a different course only skipping the IED. Probably wouldn't fly as well today. Go to the supervisor or owner. "If you cant rein in your monkeys, I can go somewhere else. They are costing you money". |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:11:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:11:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Glitter....Everything But you better be ready for a confrontation afterwards. It's the gift that keeps on giving I for some reason am imagining a lathe activated glitter bomb |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:12:03 AM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Spotting blue under tool box handles. Spotting blue in gloves. Came to say this |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:12:23 AM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Watch the man who told you its someone else. Be cautious of him, he may be the one. Good point |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:12:50 AM EDT
[#23]
What a bunch of loosers.
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:14:06 AM EDT
[#24]
Years ago a coworker and I got into a prank war that escalated. I ended it by sneaking his work car keys off of his desk. I got a big ass to go cup and scooped the entire top off of an ant hill and putting it under his work car seat. He started fighting the ants pretty much immediately but I kept feeding them with old banana peals, apple cores and shit like that for a couple of months. The ants ended colonizing both front seats. They’d attack him with fury as soon as he sat down. They had even built a nest around his gas cap at one point. He set off three bug bombs in his car to no avail. He finally gave his home exterminator a 20 to treat his car and they finally died off.
Problem was, sometimes I would ride with him to lunch or to another office. Those ants would attack anyone that sat down in the front seats. |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:14:09 AM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Put an ad on a gay craigslist page with the guy's house phone number. Mention in the ad that you work nights, so don't call before 9PM. Craigslist took down all the sexy ad categories. I have created ads before listing a barn that needs cleaned out. Pool tables, pinball machines, tools. Too much to list. All free. First come, first serve. Bring a truck! |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:14:43 AM EDT
[#26]
No wonder American made products are on the decline when there are grown men fucking with each other’s shit on the job instead of working. I bet you don’t see that kind of thing in China.
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:15:35 AM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Watch the man who told you its someone else. Be cautious of him, he may be the one. ..and he is a rat fuck!  |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:16:07 AM EDT
[#28]
Make some custom stickers for their back bumpers that say "I LOVE FLESH ENEMAS".
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:17:21 AM EDT
[#29]
I had one workplace where we had blow guns and used needle darts
Im not even going to lie there were days I was scared to go to work One jackass even barbed the darts to make them even more painful on extraction Since then all the initiation stuff at work places was cake |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:18:17 AM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Pretty sure marking fluid gets everywhere... So does printer toner Personally though I'd consider setting one of them on fire, because shit like that just annoys the fuck out of me and if you don't nip it in the bud, it'll get out of hand. An acetylene and oxygen filled trash bag works too, but they will bitch at you for the hearing damage. |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:18:18 AM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What a bunch of loosers. What did they loosen? |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:18:38 AM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: No wonder American made products are on the decline when there are grown men fucking with each other’s shit on the job instead of working. I bet you don’t see that kind of thing in China. Easy now. It’s all in good fun. |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:18:39 AM EDT
[#33]
This is how you get work place violence.
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:18:50 AM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: They prolly got some old ass wives To be fair I get along really good with them so it's not like they're doing it because they hate me or anything. .that I know of
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:18:51 AM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I for some reason am imagining a lathe activated glitter bomb  Attached FileYou’d be playing chess if you pranked the lathe guys that ratted out the other dudes. Then pit them against each other. |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:18:57 AM EDT
[#36]
Dildo glued to truck is good. Stealthily put also me sort of rainbow sticker or honk for ghey pride sign on their truck, pro democrat shit.
I have also wondered in the past how to set some fucker up with a rubber with some hand lotion in it, strategically placed where a guys wife would find it. I guess the degree if sinisterness would be in proportion to the person targeted/your hate for them.... |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:19:15 AM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Bang their wives, shoot their dogs, piss on legs to establish dominance? This. I always tell folks, I don’t get even, I win. Had a younger guy a few years back, splash water on me a bunch of times through our work day. He laughed and laughed, called me this and that. Said I was a pussy for doing nothing, I just smiled and kept working. I waited till the end our day and in the break room he was sitting at same table as me, still taking shit. I took my 40oz water bottle and completely covered his whole lap and chest. He sat there in shock for a couple seconds then got up and started yelling he was HOT. Our Sup ( who watched everything happen that day) came in and told him to STFU and go home, told him that he started and I had finished it. Him and I went back and forth a few times before he left. Some people can dish it but can’t take it. |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:19:24 AM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I had one workplace where we had blow guns and used needle darts Im not even going to lie there were days I was scared to go to work One jackass even barbed the darts to make them even more painful on extraction Since then all the initiation stuff at work places was cake Omg lol |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:19:50 AM EDT
[#39]
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentations of their women.
I do not approve of practical jokes in the workplace. I am there to work, not play childish games. Engage in Tomfoolery in my shop and you are counseled once, then fired. Fucking with the gear that checks quality in an aviation machine shop no less, a place of expensive tools and products and you might not get the counseling step. If you are compelled to respond directly, wait until it is Childish Machinist’s product turn to be QA’d after he messes with your instruments, then reject it, even if okay. And again, and again, Finally go to him and explain some dickhead messed with your measuring tools and in doing so knocked it out of spec, so that is why the parts were rejected. Go on to state the cost to correct what happened was a few thousand dollars, and the Production Manager was not happy. |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:20:09 AM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You do what you want. I have been around this type of work shenanigans. It is usually harmless and runs its course quickly. I have also watched two colleagues get fired for pranking one another. One was the lead instigator and the other was the initial victim who retaliated. The retaliation screwed up an expensive work order and then management got involved because the screw up couldn't be fixed without having to report it. Both parties tried to fix the screw up before it got reported. You do what you want but understand any possible consequences. And....in all seriousness....all this. |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:22:16 AM EDT
[#41]
If they drive a pickup(you can crawl under it easier), get some large and long zip ties and zip a bunch onto the driveshaft. They'll make a sound, if long enough to hit the underside of floorboard, that's hard to pinpoint and the owner will need some side cutters/sharp knife to get them off.
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:22:22 AM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What did they loosen? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: What a bunch of loosers. What did they loosen? The OP's microscope settings, duh.  |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:22:45 AM EDT
[#43]
I’m heading to another department. I’m setting my phone up on record lol.
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:22:48 AM EDT
[#44]
Air-can horn made for boating.
Wait for them to use the urinal in the restroom. |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:24:12 AM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yea fuckin asshole turn all the knobs out on the eye adjustments and move the eyes apart. Im the only person who uses this microscope too so it’s like a drivers car seat. You can never get it perfectly adjusted again Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Having fun with coworkers and hijinks can be fun and helps build comraderie but messing with IMTE is a quality risk. Sure, hide my icons, but mess with my measurement settings and I'll be pissed. Yea fuckin asshole turn all the knobs out on the eye adjustments and move the eyes apart. Im the only person who uses this microscope too so it’s like a drivers car seat. You can never get it perfectly adjusted again Sabotaging your workspace is worse than gay sexual harassment. Ask them nicely. Once. To desist. After that. It’s war. Pull no punches. |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:24:42 AM EDT
[#46]
I purchased a roll of the stickiest filament reinforced tape that matched the color of the b pillar trim and then proceeded to tape the doors of the guy's car shut.
When the pranks didn't stop, I just set a can of Great Stuff on the roof. The pranks stopped. |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:24:46 AM EDT
[#47]
You do not present yourself in a manner that would preclude them fucking with you. Nothing personal but there appears to be a lack of respect.
I was a journeyman manual machinist for 12 1/2 years and I have another 12 years as an aerospace inspector. If I left the QC area and somebody changed precision settings on a height gage or a bore gage or whatever we would have a problem. A big fucking problem. |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:24:49 AM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Omg lol A customer suicided there once too. Shot himself. I was kinda reeling from seeing a dude die and next thing I know here come my coworkers with a mangled lead bullet with this substance on it. "we found the bullet" "look its still warm" "omg what is that in the hollowpoint?" One of them took their finger and dipped it in the gooey dark red substance in the hollowpoint and then put it in their mouth. "Omg its good!" Lmao looking back thats fucking hilarious but boy was that a traumatic experience as a whole for me. They found a range bullet and put bbq sauce on it |
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:26:42 AM EDT
[#49]
Bang their sons, that will teach them.
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Posted: 6/23/2022 10:28:04 AM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Spotting blue under tool box handles. Spotting blue in gloves. Or a tiny dot of it on the nose piece of their safety glasses. |
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