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Posted: 7/7/2020 8:57:10 AM EDT
Holy shit, what a nightmare
  The Island of Dr Moreau - The Most Disastrous Movie Ever Made |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 9:11:35 AM EDT
[#1]
While horrible, the visuals in that movie are the stuff of nightmares! |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 9:14:34 AM EDT
[#2]
Worse than Birdemic?
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Posted: 7/7/2020 9:14:51 AM EDT
[#3]
Wasn't Adrienne Barbeau in that one?
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Posted: 7/7/2020 9:16:30 AM EDT
[#4]
I liked the crown filled with ice that Brando wore better.
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Posted: 7/7/2020 9:16:50 AM EDT
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Unpopular opinion, but I can't stand to listen to the Critical Drinker for more than 5 minutes. Too bad, because his reviews are always on point
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Posted: 7/7/2020 9:19:22 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I liked the crown filled with ice that Brando wore better. Dude that was sooo funny. Like, this is how little I give a shit about this movie. And everyone just went with it. Lol |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 9:19:45 AM EDT
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I saw a documentary on that shit-show once. The documentary was far more interesting than the movie itself ever could've been. I love the idea of a director being fired, destroying everything, disappearing into the jungle, only to return again as an extra to spy on production and create trouble. Apparently, many on the set were faithful to Stanley and enabled him to do so. Amazing...
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Posted: 7/7/2020 9:20:03 AM EDT
[#8]
What is the law
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Posted: 7/7/2020 9:46:13 AM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What is the law  No Spill Blood - Oingo Boingo |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 9:48:41 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/7/2020 9:51:48 AM EDT
[#11]
Supposedly Val made his acting so bad in hopes the director would fire him.
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Posted: 7/7/2020 9:52:00 AM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Unpopular opinion, but I can't stand to listen to the Critical Drinker for more than 5 minutes. Too bad, because his reviews are always on point Go away now. |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 9:55:16 AM EDT
[#13]
That’s it. I know what I’m doing today.
Picking up a six pack and watching this movie from start to finish |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 9:58:16 AM EDT
[#14]
That one cat chick was hot though.
ETA: Fairuza Balk |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 9:58:51 AM EDT
[#15]
I haven't seen it since I was a teen but I remember liking it....
 
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Posted: 7/7/2020 9:59:18 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That one cat chick was hot though.  Waterboy barbeque scene. That's her |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 9:59:34 AM EDT
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A movie with Marlon Brando today was a catastrophe? Who could've seen that coming?
Every director that had to deal with that overweight, overrated oaf probably has grounds for justifiable homicide. |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 10:00:43 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: That one cat chick was hot though.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpkAsDrxk4QThat's her Right. She's not traditionally beautiful but she strikes me as the type of lady who does ass to mouth on the first date. |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 10:05:02 AM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Wasn't Adrienne Barbeau in that one? Quote HistoryQuoted: Wasn't Adrienne Barbeau in that one? I don't think so. You might be thinking of Barbara Carrera in the 1977 version which was also crap, but then I never really "got" that story to begin with. Quoted: I saw a documentary on that shit-show once. The documentary was far more interesting than the movie itself ever could've been. I love the idea of a director being fired, destroying everything, disappearing into the jungle, only to return again as an extra to spy on production and create trouble. Apparently, many on the set were faithful to Stanley and enabled him to do so. Amazing... If you like that sort of documentary, see "Hearts of Darkness." It's about the making of Apocalypse Now. Although obviously a far superior film, it's production was an absolute disaster that took 5 years to make. Pretty fascinating. |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 10:07:41 AM EDT
[#20]
I remember liking it because of the weirdness.
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Posted: 7/7/2020 10:10:56 AM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Right. She's not traditionally beautiful but she strikes me as the type of lady who does ass to mouth on the first date.  |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 10:11:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What is the law look look, five finger man...see |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 10:11:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Unpopular opinion, but I can't stand to listen to the Critical Drinker for more than 5 minutes. Too bad, because his reviews are always on point Quote HistoryQuoted: Unpopular opinion, but I can't stand to listen to the Critical Drinker for more than 5 minutes. Too bad, because his reviews are always on point I agree, it is an awful shtick. Quoted: I saw a documentary on that shit-show once. The documentary was far more interesting than the movie itself ever could've been. I love the idea of a director being fired, destroying everything, disappearing into the jungle, only to return again as an extra to spy on production and create trouble. Apparently, many on the set were faithful to Stanley and enabled him to do so. Amazing... That is a great doc.  Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley's Island of Dr. Moreau - Official Trailer - (2015) |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 10:18:18 AM EDT
[#24]
I didn't realize Brando was still alive then. I thought he died in the 80s for some reason. I must have been thinking of Orson Welles.
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Posted: 7/7/2020 10:20:56 AM EDT
[#25]
Another gem from the Drinker:
 Brie Larson Is Here To Save YouTube |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 10:24:11 AM EDT
[#26]
That was hilarious. I am sure Marlan ad libed that to the directors exasperation
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Posted: 7/7/2020 10:28:00 AM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I didn't realize Brando was still alive then. I thought he died in the 80s for some reason. I must have been thinking of Orson Welles.
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Posted: 7/7/2020 10:28:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A movie with Marlon Brando today was a catastrophe? Who could've seen that coming? Every director that had to deal with that overweight, overrated oaf probably has grounds for justifiable homicide. After watching cut scenes and the making of Apocalypse Now. I dont see how he ever worked again. Hours of him just talking to the director and fucking off on a tangent for a 3 minute scene. Throwing coconuts down on the crew in scenes he wasnt in. Drugs and Alcohol binges. |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 10:29:16 AM EDT
[#29]
I wonder if it is on Netflix?
That seems to be the same level of quality of most Netflix movies. |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 10:33:41 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A movie with Marlon Brando today was a catastrophe? Who could've seen that coming? Every director that had to deal with that overweight, overrated oaf probably has grounds for justifiable homicide. one of the worst humans in Hollywood. ohh... we are going to do a sensual love scene. 1 take. actress.. "why is the butter here...." Brando... " I like buttered rolls and asses" actress gets a total surprise of pain anal in the scene and takes it like a champ to keep her career. |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 10:46:32 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/7/2020 10:54:01 AM EDT
[#32]
I didn't know that that was the movie that Austin Powers and South Park spoofed.
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Posted: 7/7/2020 10:54:30 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Go away now. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Unpopular opinion, but I can't stand to listen to the Critical Drinker for more than 5 minutes. Too bad, because his reviews are always on point Go away now. Perfect response.  |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 11:17:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote History |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 11:18:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: one of the worst humans in Hollywood. ohh... we are going to do a sensual love scene. 1 take. actress.. "why is the butter here...." Brando... " I like buttered rolls and asses" actress gets a total surprise of pain anal in the scene and takes it like a champ to keep her career. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: A movie with Marlon Brando today was a catastrophe? Who could've seen that coming? Every director that had to deal with that overweight, overrated oaf probably has grounds for justifiable homicide. one of the worst humans in Hollywood. ohh... we are going to do a sensual love scene. 1 take. actress.. "why is the butter here...." Brando... " I like buttered rolls and asses" actress gets a total surprise of pain anal in the scene and takes it like a champ to keep her career. |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 11:28:44 AM EDT
[#36]
The ORIGINAL version was a great movie.
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Posted: 7/7/2020 11:34:02 AM EDT
[#37]
Yup, it is a remake. Check out the original from 1977.
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Posted: 7/7/2020 11:37:02 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted: Yup, it is a remake. Check out the original from 1977. Not the original. The 1996 version was actually like the 5th to 6th time it's been done on film. |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 11:39:38 AM EDT
[#39]
I kinda want to see this now. Is it any good?
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Posted: 7/7/2020 11:41:46 AM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I saw a documentary on that shit-show once. The documentary was far more interesting than the movie itself ever could've been. I love the idea of a director being fired, destroying everything, disappearing into the jungle, only to return again as an extra to spy on production and create trouble. Apparently, many on the set were faithful to Stanley and enabled him to do so. Amazing... That’s the funniest part of this whole story. |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 11:43:26 AM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: While horrible, the visuals in that movie are the stuff of nightmares! Oh yes. I think I was around 12 years old when I saw it the first time.  The part where The Drinker mentions the crew having wild orgies in the jungle at night. I hope everyone was out of makeup and costumes for that... But somehow I doubt it. 
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Posted: 7/7/2020 11:48:09 AM EDT
[#42]
THE definition of a shit show. Now I know why Tropic Thunder was so good; based on a true story! I've always wanted to bang Fairuza Balk. Shes got a unique sexy look and that big purdy mouth. |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 11:49:28 AM EDT
[#43]
The original wasn't very good, either.
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Posted: 7/7/2020 11:54:38 AM EDT
[#44]
There are few as completely overrated as Brando. Why anyone put up with his bullshit, and continued to hire him knowing it was coming is beyond me. Shitty actor and total asshole
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Posted: 7/7/2020 11:59:42 AM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I kinda want to see this now. Is it any good? I remember it being every bit as bad as the review. Even as a kid when I saw it the first time I went in hoping to see a horror movie and walking out thinking I had just watched an episode of the muppet show. Still, I think with enough beer I’m sure it will be a fun afternoon making fun of it. More so now that I have the backstory
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Posted: 7/7/2020 12:01:13 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: THE definition of a shit show. Now I know why Tropic Thunder was so good; based on a true story! .  Tropic Thunder (7/10) Movie CLIP - I Killed a Panda (2008) HD |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 12:05:05 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That one cat chick was hot though. ETA: Fairuza Balk |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 12:09:53 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That one cat chick was hot though. ETA: Fairuza Balk She was so hot back in the day. I bet she was wild as hell in the sack. |
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Posted: 7/7/2020 12:16:46 PM EDT
[#49]
UHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGHHH...FUCK OFF, Val Kilmer! Love how he never fails to take a shot at Brie Larson
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Posted: 7/7/2020 12:20:23 PM EDT
[#50]
I couldn't watch it due to the awful delivery of the narrator.
I know many Scots people and most speak with a rolling and mellifluous accent and employ beautiful diction. He speaks as though a wild haggis is raping him to death, gasping out words between his clenched teeth as it pauses to thrust ever deeper. |
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