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Posted: 8/23/2022 6:33:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/23/2022 6:44:07 PM EDT
[#1]
Sooooo, THAT'S where I left it!
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Posted: 8/23/2022 6:45:04 PM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Sooooo, THAT'S where I left it! |
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Posted: 8/23/2022 6:47:04 PM EDT
[#3]
Thank goodness they made sure to put "and a" towards the end.
Not sure if I'd want the flashlight back after it was found with a marijuana cigarette butt sex toy. |
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Posted: 8/23/2022 6:47:23 PM EDT
[#4]
Traded a fleshlight for a flashlight.
Maybe he got a girlfriend and a job working in the dark. 
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Posted: 8/23/2022 6:47:37 PM EDT
[#5]
Fleshlight left, Flashlight grabbed.
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Posted: 8/23/2022 6:48:00 PM EDT
[#6]
Need a penny
Take a penny Leave a penny Need a flashlight Take a flashlight Leave a fleshlight |
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Posted: 8/23/2022 6:48:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/23/2022 6:57:14 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Long way from dude. Want us to mail it back to you? Nahhhh. Y'all can HAVE that one! |
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Posted: 8/23/2022 7:04:39 PM EDT
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Back about '91, I gained a flashlight left by someone up to no good.
Had a large mutt that could climb fences, so I had run a cattle electric fence wire all around the yard, including the gate. Then we went across country on a two week vacation. Left the mutt in the back yard, with a wash tub full of food, a faucet running into a pail, and the electric fence unit on. When we pulled into the driveway after the trip, the gate was open, the mutt was sitting there, wagging it's tail inside the open gate. When I went to inspect, there was a mini maglite laying on the ground. Looked like someone wanted to check out the patio door or windows on the back of the house at night, and found out what the mutt had learned... You don't fuck with electric fences 
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Posted: 8/23/2022 7:07:29 PM EDT
[#10]
Because of Arfcom I can't read flashlight, it's fleshlight.
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Posted: 8/23/2022 7:09:26 PM EDT
[#11]
If I were a robber and found a sex toy along with a roach...I wouldn't grab the flashlight.
  Just sayin'. |
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Posted: 8/23/2022 7:11:15 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If I were a robber and found a sex toy along with a roach...I wouldn't grab the flashlight. Just sayin'. Well if you were the robber, it would be YOUR sex toy and roach. Not the homeowner's. |
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Posted: 8/23/2022 7:20:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Back about '91, I gained a flashlight left by someone up to no good. Had a large mutt that could climb fences, so I had run a cattle electric fence wire all around the yard, including the gate. Then we went across country on a two week vacation. Left the mutt in the back yard, with a wash tub full of food, a faucet running into a pail, and the electric fence unit on. When we pulled into the driveway after the trip, the gate was open, the mutt was sitting there, wagging it's tail inside the open gate. When I went to inspect, there was a mini maglite laying on the ground. Looked like someone wanted to check out the patio door or windows on the back of the house at night, and found out what the mutt had learned... You don't fuck with electric fences Sounds like you mutt was not a breed of peace. |
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Posted: 8/23/2022 7:21:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If I were a robber and found a sex toy along with a roach...I wouldn't grab the flashlight. Just sayin'. You don't know how to comprehend what you've read. Just sayin. |
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Posted: 8/23/2022 7:24:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sounds like you mutt was not a breed of peace. The mutt was a big baby, pretty sure the perp ran into the fence wire. |
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Posted: 8/23/2022 8:10:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Back about '91, I gained a flashlight left by someone up to no good. Had a large mutt that could climb fences, so I had run a cattle electric fence wire all around the yard, including the gate. Then we went across country on a two week vacation. Left the mutt in the back yard, with a wash tub full of food, a faucet running into a pail, and the electric fence unit on. When we pulled into the driveway after the trip, the gate was open, the mutt was sitting there, wagging it's tail inside the open gate. When I went to inspect, there was a mini maglite laying on the ground. Looked like someone wanted to check out the patio door or windows on the back of the house at night, and found out what the mutt had learned... You don't fuck with electric fences Mutt did her job. |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 2:27:36 PM EDT
[#17]
Autocorrect
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Posted: 8/24/2022 2:28:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well if you were the robber, it would be YOUR sex toy and roach. Not the homeowner's. I see that now 
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