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Posted: 2/27/2021 1:45:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It would seem that a structural failure of the table would place the male subject in mortal peril. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I got you fam. @GSPatton https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/452491/20210226_220449_jpg-1843039.JPG It would seem that a structural failure of the table would place the male subject in mortal peril. Yeah, that table would have to be built like car lift. |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 1:50:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm surprised he could find where to stick it. Start peeling back layers of fat till you smell shit, then go back two. |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 2:00:58 AM EDT
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Quoted: https://people.com/health/1000-lb-sisters-amy-slaton-c-section-son-gage-birth-miracle-clip-exclusive/ Amy Slaton Opens Up About Her C-Section and 'Miracle' Son's Health on 1000-Lb. Sisters "When he started crying, I started crying," says Amy Slaton on the newest episode of 1000-Lb. Sisters, airing Monday at 10 p.m. ET/9 p.m. CT on TLC And I think she's the sister who has lost weight. Pics in link for the marines in the house.  I will just stick with sticking it in the crazy 
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Posted: 2/27/2021 2:08:06 AM EDT
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This fucking thread . Disgustingly hilarious.
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Posted: 2/27/2021 2:09:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/27/2021 2:10:39 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/27/2021 2:17:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It would seem that a structural failure of the table would place the male subject in mortal peril. But you gotta give it to the table because that is one sturdy mother fucker! |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 2:18:15 AM EDT
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I've had sex with really gross woman
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Posted: 2/27/2021 2:19:23 AM EDT
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Looks like she lost some weight. Good for her
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Posted: 2/27/2021 2:22:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I've had sex with really gross woman But why? |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 2:31:56 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:  https://i.ibb.co/vhYV9d1/60-F1-FCB2-C27-A-4-FF4-9-F04-61-ED0-AB98-E90.webp |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 2:33:04 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: But why? |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 2:33:13 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: But which moist crease is the right one? You know all those folds have to be moist. And smelly. Yeast farm. |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 2:33:17 AM EDT
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And we’re sure it wasn’t done artificially?
Outside of that, the poor kid is going grow up hearing “yo mama jokes” except they’re really not jokes, more this sad truths. |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 2:41:04 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The guy is a fucking hero, really. None of us want to admit it, but it's the truth. How many of you could get it hard enough to bang her in the first place? I sure couldn't. But the guy has some serious staying power. Imagine railing that from behind, and as those musty, unwashed ass cheeks spread apart, the stench wafts up and hits you. I don't give a fuck if you have the constitution of a granite statue and breathe out of your mouth.....you're going to do three things, instantly: - look down, because how could you not at least just see - lose the erection right.fucking.now. - projectile vomit from the stench Hell, the cat would be in the corner, and he'd not only vomit, but probably hiss, scratch and haul ass the fuck out of there like someone threw fire on his nutsack. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/30798/cat_puking-1460908.jpg Maybe it's just the bourbon, but that was the funniest thing I've read in awhile. Bravo! Thank you for that... |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 2:41:04 AM EDT
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Doc probably needed one of these for the c section.
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Posted: 2/27/2021 2:42:55 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: And we're sure it wasn't done artificially? Outside of that, the poor kid is going grow up hearing "yo mama jokes" except they're really not jokes, more this sad truths. |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 2:46:15 AM EDT
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fuck this thread
first time ive said that in 12 years |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 2:47:03 AM EDT
[#19]
 Rod Stewart - Some Guys Have All the Luck (Official Video) |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 2:48:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I draw the line at a woman who weighs more than I do. Shit, I draw the line at a woman who weighs more than HALF of what I do! |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 3:03:57 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Shit, I draw the line at a woman who weighs more than HALF of what I do! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I draw the line at a woman who weighs more than I do. Shit, I draw the line at a woman who weighs more than HALF of what I do! My line is half way between you guy's lines. 
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Posted: 2/27/2021 3:06:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I got you fam. @GSPatton https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/452491/20210226_220449_jpg-1843039.JPG That captures the moment perfectly. |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 3:06:22 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryIs that fat on her forehead or a skeletal deformation? |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 3:21:14 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My line is half way between you guy's lines. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I draw the line at a woman who weighs more than I do. Shit, I draw the line at a woman who weighs more than HALF of what I do! My line is half way between you guy's lines.  |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 5:26:03 AM EDT
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Creepiest MS Paint porn ever.
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Posted: 2/27/2021 5:53:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/27/2021 6:56:16 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is that fat on her forehead or a skeletal deformation? Quote HistoryQuoted: Is that fat on her forehead or a skeletal deformation? I actually watched this show. Its fat. Even the lesser fat sister joked about it. Gettin so big the mass had nowhere else to go. Dont ask me where I found the time or why I watched this show. But I did. Im not proud. Its amazing how someone can get so lazy and so big, blame everyone else for the bad decision's that person makes. Then I realized I was sitting on the couch absolutely entranced at this persons poor choices in life. Why do I care. And what did I gain watching this shit? So yeah, ill watch season 2. |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 7:09:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How the FUCK does someone get a beer belly on their forehead?!?! I haven’t laughed that hard all day ! Thank you ! |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 7:12:27 AM EDT
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I’m sorry for the baby boy. It’s not going to be a normal childhood for him with a basket case for a mom.
None of my business, really, except they really, really seem to want to lay their awful lives bare for us to see. Freak show performers. |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 7:38:22 AM EDT
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Forehead belly.
For when you're so fat, the back of your neck already looks like a pack of fucking Ball Park Franks and the fat just figures it needs to find a new place to hang out.
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Posted: 2/27/2021 8:20:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I actually watched this show. Its fat. Even the lesser fat sister joked about it. Gettin so big the mass had nowhere else to go. Dont ask me where I found the time or why I watched this show. But I did. Im not proud. Its amazing how someone can get so lazy and so big, blame everyone else for the bad decision's that person makes. Then I realized I was sitting on the couch absolutely entranced at this persons poor choices in life. Why do I care. And what did I gain watching this shit? So yeah, ill watch season 2. And there is their formula for success. Dear viewer there is no way your life is as bad as this person on TV, now do you feel better about yourself. |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 8:21:55 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: And there is their formula for success. Dear viewer there is no way your life is as bad as this person on TV, now do you feel better about yourself. Yes........Much.
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Posted: 2/27/2021 8:22:37 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I have watched moments of this show, as well as "My 600 lb. life". I can't take it. None of these ginormous ham planets are getting the food for themselves. Somebody is bringing them the 20 Big Macs a day. It is SO FUCKING DISGUSTING I can't watch. True. Food junkies have enablers just like the drug junkies. Both are disgusting as fuck. |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 8:23:51 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/27/2021 8:28:36 AM EDT
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And it couldn’t have been a dude in their weight class either. When guys get that fat the outtie becomes an innie if you catch my drift. Edema plus fatty tissue buries it. First time I had to help a bariatric (pc speak for morbidly obese to the point they need special hospital equipment) use a urinal I literally had to ask him where I was supposed to hold it cause I couldn’t find see anything.
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Posted: 2/27/2021 8:29:48 AM EDT
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Quoted: https://people.com/health/1000-lb-sisters-amy-slaton-c-section-son-gage-birth-miracle-clip-exclusive/ Amy Slaton Opens Up About Her C-Section and 'Miracle' Son's Health on 1000-Lb. Sisters "When he started crying, I started crying," says Amy Slaton on the newest episode of 1000-Lb. Sisters, airing Monday at 10 p.m. ET/9 p.m. CT on TLC And I think she's the sister who has lost weight. Pics in link for the marines in the house.
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Posted: 2/27/2021 8:34:35 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: And it couldn’t have been a dude in their weight class either. When guys get that fat the outtie becomes an innie if you catch my drift. Edema plus fatty tissue buries it. First time I had to help a bariatric (pc speak for morbidly obese to the point they need special hospital equipment) use a urinal I literally had to ask him where I was supposed to hold it cause I couldn’t find see anything. Invagination is the word you’re looking for. We had a guy who would just stand up on a few blankets and cut loose. The piss would just run out of crevasses and down his legs here and there. |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 8:37:34 AM EDT
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But wait folks.......there is more!
 Tammy Reveals She's Pansexual | 1000-lb Sisters |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 8:37:53 AM EDT
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really defines the term dependapotamus.
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Posted: 2/27/2021 8:44:06 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I actually watched this show. Its fat. Even the lesser fat sister joked about it. Gettin so big the mass had nowhere else to go. Dont ask me where I found the time or why I watched this show. But I did. Im not proud. Its amazing how someone can get so lazy and so big, blame everyone else for the bad decision's that person makes. Then I realized I was sitting on the couch absolutely entranced at this persons poor choices in life. Why do I care. And what did I gain watching this shit? So yeah, ill watch season 2. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Is that fat on her forehead or a skeletal deformation? I actually watched this show. Its fat. Even the lesser fat sister joked about it. Gettin so big the mass had nowhere else to go. Dont ask me where I found the time or why I watched this show. But I did. Im not proud. Its amazing how someone can get so lazy and so big, blame everyone else for the bad decision's that person makes. Then I realized I was sitting on the couch absolutely entranced at this persons poor choices in life. Why do I care. And what did I gain watching this shit? So yeah, ill watch season 2. We just watched the house hunting episode so you can tell the TLC money is starting to hit. That, and they're getting all of their relatives on too. |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 8:45:39 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/27/2021 8:45:41 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My line is half way between you guy's lines. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I draw the line at a woman who weighs more than I do. Shit, I draw the line at a woman who weighs more than HALF of what I do! My line is half way between you guy's lines. So 75%? That’s a good number I agree with your number purveyor of cute Asian girl memes. |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 8:50:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: And it couldn’t have been a dude in their weight class either. When guys get that fat the outtie becomes an innie if you catch my drift. Edema plus fatty tissue buries it. First time I had to help a bariatric (pc speak for morbidly obese to the point they need special hospital equipment) use a urinal I literally had to ask him where I was supposed to hold it cause I couldn’t find see anything. Thank God I was never 1000lb big, but even at a former 330, what you say is quite true about size (thankfully still was able to take care of myself otherwise... no pissing on sheets) Let's just say that now at 190, I feel WAY more confident, not just because of what was lost, but uh.... what was gained...  These girls though.... I can't imagine. I genuinely don't mind a bigger girl, but holy fuck... the guy that could get off to them is frightening. |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 8:57:08 AM EDT
[#44]
Thanks.
Now I can't get that "Oh no, there goes Tokyo" song out of my head. 
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Posted: 2/27/2021 9:00:02 AM EDT
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God damn
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Posted: 2/27/2021 9:04:08 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Invagination is the word you’re looking for. We had a guy who would just stand up on a few blankets and cut loose. The piss would just run out of crevasses and down his legs here and there. The patients I’ve had that are that big are always bed bound. Knees needing replacement and too fat for surgery so pain keeps them from moving or crazy broken leg from a fall that will end up with them never walking again in their life because they are simply so fat they will atrophy too much and continue to gain weight while the bone mends. There should be a thread on food junkies and their bullshit. Like I doubt most realize fire and ems regularly go on calls just to help pick up these sorts of lard asses when they fall and can’t get up but don’t need or refuse medical care afterwards. Or when they call to be hospitalized because they are sick of sitting in a pool of their own piss and shit and can’t ambulate at all but whoever brings them their food can’t or won’t help them in that way. Or when they inevitably go diabetic when they get festering wounds that won’t heal because their blood sugar is constantly so high they can’t heal or fight off infection and the doctors slowly amputate piece after piece off them begging each time for them to make a lifestyle change or at least follow a medicine regimen to manage their blood sugar. A toe here, a slice off the heel there, a chunk of the foot then another. Always trying to remove as little as possible because the amputation wound won’t heal for the same reason as the sores that started the process. Years of this and then they are missing one leg or both still weigh twice as much if not more than me and want to tell woe is me tails like it’s not just as much their fault as an alcoholic frying their liver, or a heroine junky fucking up their heart via infection from a dirty needle. |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 9:26:44 AM EDT
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I was interpreting for an obese deaf patient when the technician was scanning his groin area. After 5 minutes the tech asked the guy if he had a dick cause he couldn’t find it.
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Posted: 2/27/2021 9:33:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryDoes that mean she has sex with her frying pans? |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 9:41:58 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That captures the moment perfectly. Yes, it's quite romantic. I might commission him to do a version on canvas so I can hang it in my bedroom. |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 9:45:33 AM EDT
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Lots of stinky spots there.
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