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Posted: 5/25/2019 9:20:19 PM EDT
The pricks are on the inside
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Reminds of the the difference between a Harley and a Hoover...
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Speaking of BMW, my wife never had any beef with BMW drivers. Never even noticed them.
After driving a Porsche for a few years now, she hates them. Also, after buying a Porsche, she got her FIRST speeding ticket ever, at age 50. lol |
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I was car shopping some years ago. The moment I sat in a BMW I felt like driving recklessly and never using my turn signals. Never had that sensation in any other vehicle I have been in. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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I was car shopping some years ago. The moment I sat in a BMW I felt like driving recklessly and never using my turn signals. Never had that sensation in any other vehicle I have been in. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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I was car shopping some years ago. The moment I sat in a BMW I felt like driving recklessly and never using my turn signals. Never had that sensation in any other vehicle I have been in. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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That was a Corvette joke long ago.
In general I find that Porsche drivers, at least 911 drivers in particular, tend to be the nicest people. It makes sense, because they've got to be happy when they are driving a 911. |
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I wish I could buy a Porsche and magically make it appear to others as a white Toyota Corolla so I could just enjoy it and not draw the attention of every smart@$$ that sees it.
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People that drive German cars are generally racists, and white supremacists. Now watch them come out all angry and deeply deny it, which is powerful evidence of their cover-up.
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People that drive German cars are generally racists, and white supremacists. Now watch them come out all angry and deeply deny it, which is powerful evidence of their cover-up. View Quote |
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I hate the drivers of all of the nice cars that I can't afford.
They must be bad drivers, yeah, that's it. |
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Also, after buying a Porsche, she got her FIRST speeding ticket ever, at age 50. lol View Quote My BMW 335i M-Sport was a go-kart with a rocket engine strapped to it, I'm surprised I got as few tickets as I did. That thing was SO FUN to drive. |
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That was a Corvette joke long ago. In general I find that Porsche drivers, at least 911 drivers in particular, tend to be the nicest people. It makes sense, because they've got to be happy when they are driving a 911. View Quote |
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I have always heard that as a Corvette joke.
Personally, i think Audi drivers are the worst. |
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She gets a high-performance German car, and this surprises her? My BMW 335i M-Sport was a go-kart with a rocket engine strapped to it, I'm surprised I got as few tickets as I did. That thing was SO FUN to drive. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Also, after buying a Porsche, she got her FIRST speeding ticket ever, at age 50. lol My BMW 335i M-Sport was a go-kart with a rocket engine strapped to it, I'm surprised I got as few tickets as I did. That thing was SO FUN to drive. No one likes a quitter. J/K, 335's take a good bit of work to keep up on. They're kinda like a crazy GF who you have a love/hate relationship with. |
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Quoted: I was car shopping some years ago. The moment I sat in a BMW I felt like driving recklessly and never using my turn signals. Never had that sensation in any other vehicle I have been in. View Quote eta: same goes for 87 percent of cars in Pittsburgh...or maybe in both instances, it's the steerage arrivals finally doing well in America |
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Was? No one likes a quitter. J/K, 335's take a good bit of work to keep up on. They're kinda like a crazy GF who you have a love/hate relationship with. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Also, after buying a Porsche, she got her FIRST speeding ticket ever, at age 50. lol My BMW 335i M-Sport was a go-kart with a rocket engine strapped to it, I'm surprised I got as few tickets as I did. That thing was SO FUN to drive. No one likes a quitter. J/K, 335's take a good bit of work to keep up on. They're kinda like a crazy GF who you have a love/hate relationship with. NOW she says, "I never said get rid of that car! what are you talking about??" |
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run-flat tires were $400 apiece, and I popped 3 in one year. Wife said "that's it, we're getting a Toyota." NOW she says, "I never said get rid of that car! what are you talking about??" View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Also, after buying a Porsche, she got her FIRST speeding ticket ever, at age 50. lol My BMW 335i M-Sport was a go-kart with a rocket engine strapped to it, I'm surprised I got as few tickets as I did. That thing was SO FUN to drive. No one likes a quitter. J/K, 335's take a good bit of work to keep up on. They're kinda like a crazy GF who you have a love/hate relationship with. NOW she says, "I never said get rid of that car! what are you talking about??" |
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The BMW joke is in the slogan "The ultimate driving machine". Now if we could only find some ultimate drivers because BMW drivers are rubbish.
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I put pilot super sports on mine and never had an issue with tires after getting rid of my run flats. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Also, after buying a Porsche, she got her FIRST speeding ticket ever, at age 50. lol My BMW 335i M-Sport was a go-kart with a rocket engine strapped to it, I'm surprised I got as few tickets as I did. That thing was SO FUN to drive. No one likes a quitter. J/K, 335's take a good bit of work to keep up on. They're kinda like a crazy GF who you have a love/hate relationship with. NOW she says, "I never said get rid of that car! what are you talking about??" |
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