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Posted: 5/25/2019 9:20:19 PM EDT
The pricks are on the inside
Link Posted: 5/25/2019 9:31:38 PM EDT
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@DK-prof
Link Posted: 5/25/2019 9:33:15 PM EDT
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Reminds of the the difference between a Harley and a Hoover...
Link Posted: 5/25/2019 9:57:30 PM EDT
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... there's a difference?  
Link Posted: 5/25/2019 9:58:07 PM EDT
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That’s a BMW joke, dude.

Always has been.
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I was car shopping some years ago. The moment I sat in a BMW I felt like driving recklessly and never using my turn signals.

Never had that sensation in any other vehicle I have been in.
Link Posted: 5/25/2019 10:01:48 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/25/2019 10:03:29 PM EDT
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I was car shopping some years ago. The moment I sat in a BMW I felt like driving recklessly and never using my turn signals.

Never had that sensation in any other vehicle I have been in.
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That’s a BMW joke, dude.

Always has been.
I was car shopping some years ago. The moment I sat in a BMW I felt like driving recklessly and never using my turn signals.

Never had that sensation in any other vehicle I have been in.
So you’ve never driven a VW?
Link Posted: 5/25/2019 10:04:28 PM EDT
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Yep hmmm
Link Posted: 5/25/2019 10:05:37 PM EDT
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You can't rape a goose in a porcupine.
Link Posted: 5/25/2019 10:06:15 PM EDT
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That's a BMW joke, dude.

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Yarp
Link Posted: 5/25/2019 10:06:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/25/2019 10:07:29 PM EDT
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Yeah, but they wave to each other.

I read that on this site.
Link Posted: 5/25/2019 10:08:44 PM EDT
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Never had that sensation in any other vehicle I have been in.
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That’s a BMW joke, dude.

Always has been.
I was car shopping some years ago. The moment I sat in a BMW I felt like driving recklessly and never using my turn signals.

Never had that sensation in any other vehicle I have been in.
Thought that was in a mustang.
Link Posted: 5/25/2019 10:09:09 PM EDT
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That was a Corvette joke long ago.

In general I find that Porsche drivers, at least 911 drivers in particular, tend to be the nicest people.  It makes sense, because they've got to be happy when they are driving a 911.
Link Posted: 5/25/2019 10:09:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/25/2019 10:11:22 PM EDT
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The jealous person looking at them.
Link Posted: 5/25/2019 10:12:27 PM EDT
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If you read it on the internet, it has to be true.
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Yeah, but they wave to each other.

I read that on this site.
If you read it on the internet, it has to be true.
Just have to question who posted it.
Link Posted: 5/25/2019 10:12:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/25/2019 10:32:43 PM EDT
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So you’ve never driven a VW?
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I have not. Never even seen a VW that interested me.

As for the Mustangs I have looked at. I'm not impressed with the build quality.
Link Posted: 5/25/2019 10:41:25 PM EDT
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I wish I could buy a Porsche and magically make it appear to others as a white Toyota Corolla so I could just enjoy it and not draw the attention of every smart@$$ that sees it.
Link Posted: 5/25/2019 10:46:39 PM EDT
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Jeremy Clarkson said its now Audi drivers.
Link Posted: 5/25/2019 11:13:47 PM EDT
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A Hoover’s dirtbag is on the inside.

*I'm mildly sunburned from riding my ‘99  Road King today, so laugh*
Link Posted: 5/26/2019 1:58:25 AM EDT
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People that drive German cars are generally racists, and white supremacists. Now watch them come out all angry and deeply deny it, which is powerful evidence of their cover-up.
Link Posted: 5/26/2019 7:54:19 AM EDT
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You know, I drive a Taco, and I've been feeling a strong urge to hop in an airplane and bomb U.S. naval installations!
Link Posted: 5/26/2019 7:57:08 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/26/2019 7:57:56 AM EDT
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It's the location of the dirt bag.
Link Posted: 5/26/2019 7:59:54 AM EDT
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I hate the drivers of all of the nice cars that I can't afford.

They must be bad drivers, yeah, that's it.
Link Posted: 5/26/2019 8:05:26 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/26/2019 8:11:20 AM EDT
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Also, after buying a Porsche, she got her FIRST speeding ticket ever, at age 50.  lol
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She gets a high-performance German car, and this surprises her?

My BMW 335i M-Sport was a go-kart with a rocket engine strapped to it, I'm surprised I got as few tickets as I did.  That thing was SO FUN to drive.
Link Posted: 5/26/2019 8:25:57 AM EDT
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I was car shopping some years ago. The moment I sat in a BMW I felt like driving recklessly and never using my turn signals.

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TRY DRIVING AN AVLB around South Korea

nothing like making a  left  and sheering off the second floor of someone's house on a narrow street
Link Posted: 5/26/2019 8:26:38 AM EDT
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One's an animal and one's an automobile?
Link Posted: 5/26/2019 8:34:05 AM EDT
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Huh, funny, just read this in Mopar Action this am...
Link Posted: 5/26/2019 9:00:01 AM EDT
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That’s a BMW joke, dude.

Always has been.
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I always thought it was a Saab joke.
Link Posted: 5/26/2019 9:09:31 AM EDT
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That was a Corvette joke long ago.

In general I find that Porsche drivers, at least 911 drivers in particular, tend to be the nicest people.  It makes sense, because they've got to be happy when they are driving a 911.
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True.  I drive the same no matter what I'm in.  Have had MB, BMW, and 911 turbo.  Same old nice guy in all of them.
Link Posted: 5/26/2019 9:16:32 AM EDT
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I have always heard that as a Corvette joke.

Personally, i think Audi drivers are the worst.
Link Posted: 5/26/2019 9:20:21 AM EDT
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She gets a high-performance German car, and this surprises her?

My BMW 335i M-Sport was a go-kart with a rocket engine strapped to it, I'm surprised I got as few tickets as I did.  That thing was SO FUN to drive.
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Also, after buying a Porsche, she got her FIRST speeding ticket ever, at age 50.  lol
She gets a high-performance German car, and this surprises her?

My BMW 335i M-Sport was a go-kart with a rocket engine strapped to it, I'm surprised I got as few tickets as I did.  That thing was SO FUN to drive.
Was?
No one likes a quitter.

J/K, 335's take a good bit of work to keep up on.
They're kinda like a crazy GF who you have a love/hate relationship with.
Link Posted: 5/26/2019 9:28:38 AM EDT
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Meh....I'd still kill for an air cooled 911.
Link Posted: 5/26/2019 9:33:04 AM EDT
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I was car shopping some years ago. The moment I sat in a BMW I felt like driving recklessly and never using my turn signals.

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I've always figured that lack of turn signals on so many BMWs are an option that weren't ordered

eta: same goes for 87 percent of cars in Pittsburgh...or maybe in both instances, it's the steerage arrivals finally doing well in America
Link Posted: 5/26/2019 9:33:11 AM EDT
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Don’t forget left lane camping like a mother f’er.
Link Posted: 5/26/2019 9:34:03 AM EDT
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Meh....I'd still kill for an air cooled 911.
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Same.Or a 356 Speedster
Link Posted: 5/26/2019 9:45:21 AM EDT
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I was car shopping some years ago. The moment I sat in a BMW I felt like driving recklessly and never using my turn signals.

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Are you certain it wasn't a Mustang?
Link Posted: 5/26/2019 10:43:24 AM EDT
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That’s a BMW joke, dude.

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Maybe in the land of bork bork Bjork...

That is a very old Corvette joke.
Link Posted: 5/26/2019 10:53:22 AM EDT
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Was?
No one likes a quitter.

J/K, 335's take a good bit of work to keep up on.
They're kinda like a crazy GF who you have a love/hate relationship with.
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Also, after buying a Porsche, she got her FIRST speeding ticket ever, at age 50.  lol
She gets a high-performance German car, and this surprises her?

My BMW 335i M-Sport was a go-kart with a rocket engine strapped to it, I'm surprised I got as few tickets as I did.  That thing was SO FUN to drive.
Was?
No one likes a quitter.

J/K, 335's take a good bit of work to keep up on.
They're kinda like a crazy GF who you have a love/hate relationship with.
run-flat tires were $400 apiece, and I popped 3 in one year.  Wife said "that's it, we're getting a Toyota."

NOW she says, "I never said get rid of that car! what are you talking about??"
Link Posted: 5/26/2019 10:56:51 AM EDT
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run-flat tires were $400 apiece, and I popped 3 in one year.  Wife said "that's it, we're getting a Toyota."

NOW she says, "I never said get rid of that car! what are you talking about??"
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Also, after buying a Porsche, she got her FIRST speeding ticket ever, at age 50.  lol
She gets a high-performance German car, and this surprises her?

My BMW 335i M-Sport was a go-kart with a rocket engine strapped to it, I'm surprised I got as few tickets as I did.  That thing was SO FUN to drive.
Was?
No one likes a quitter.

J/K, 335's take a good bit of work to keep up on.
They're kinda like a crazy GF who you have a love/hate relationship with.
run-flat tires were $400 apiece, and I popped 3 in one year.  Wife said "that's it, we're getting a Toyota."

NOW she says, "I never said get rid of that car! what are you talking about??"
I put pilot super sports on mine and never had an issue with tires after getting rid of my run flats.
Link Posted: 5/26/2019 11:01:29 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/26/2019 11:06:48 AM EDT
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The BMW joke is in the slogan "The ultimate driving machine". Now if we could only find some ultimate drivers because BMW drivers are rubbish.
Link Posted: 5/26/2019 12:37:50 PM EDT
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I put pilot super sports on mine and never had an issue with tires after getting rid of my run flats.
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Also, after buying a Porsche, she got her FIRST speeding ticket ever, at age 50.  lol
She gets a high-performance German car, and this surprises her?

My BMW 335i M-Sport was a go-kart with a rocket engine strapped to it, I'm surprised I got as few tickets as I did.  That thing was SO FUN to drive.
Was?
No one likes a quitter.

J/K, 335's take a good bit of work to keep up on.
They're kinda like a crazy GF who you have a love/hate relationship with.
run-flat tires were $400 apiece, and I popped 3 in one year.  Wife said "that's it, we're getting a Toyota."

NOW she says, "I never said get rid of that car! what are you talking about??"
I put pilot super sports on mine and never had an issue with tires after getting rid of my run flats.
every shop in town told me the car must have OEM run-flats, I didn't learn differently until I sold it.
Link Posted: 5/26/2019 12:40:17 PM EDT
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You have to trade in half your brain to buy a BMW, it’s a prerequisite.
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