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Posted: 9/3/2019 11:35:04 PM EDT
What not paying attention mother fucker decided that Americans need to be wearing tighter pants?

I want to wear baggy trousers.

I want you to be wearing baggy trousers too.

People are talking about licensing guns. I think we need to license yoga pants.

Slim Fit. Why don't they just call it too tight?
Link Posted: 9/3/2019 11:36:25 PM EDT
[#1]
Rock it, Steve! Let em know!

Skinny jeans for men should be banned.
Link Posted: 9/3/2019 11:36:55 PM EDT
[#2]
I am having a real hard time finding slacks that I can wear with my cowboy boots.
Link Posted: 9/3/2019 11:40:50 PM EDT
[#3]
If you're not tall, wearing relaxed fit makes you look like a sad clown.
Link Posted: 9/3/2019 11:43:52 PM EDT
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I am having a real hard time finding slacks that I can wear with my cowboy boots.
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Truth.  I want some decent weight khakis without that stupid stretchy fat-guy expand-o-waist waistband.

Just gimme some decent, standard britches.
Link Posted: 9/3/2019 11:45:29 PM EDT
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All my trousers contain spandex. You ain’t livin’ till you try it.

Never going back again.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 12:21:21 AM EDT
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If you're not tall, wearing relaxed fit makes you look like a sad clown.
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This is especially true for those of us cursed with bitch-hips
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 12:22:23 AM EDT
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This is literally the most old man thread ever
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 12:25:06 AM EDT
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It lets me know the OP is NOT a man bun sporting, latte sipping soy boy.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 12:26:01 AM EDT
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I was in a store recently, and a couple just a tad older than me were visibly annoyed after the husband tried on pants.

I mentioned to the lady, that it was REALLY hard to find pants for men these days.

She about split a seam laughing.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 12:29:12 AM EDT
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Sorry we’re not all sporting chicken legs.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 1:11:20 AM EDT
[#11]
I want my JNCOs back dammit.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 10:55:31 AM EDT
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So far I've bought two slim fit XL shirts for summer wear. And, they fit nearly like Medium. Almost.

YMMV Wont make that mistake again.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 11:17:27 AM EDT
[#13]
Trousers? Wtf? Do you wear them when riding in your horseless carraige to keep warm?
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 11:24:57 AM EDT
[#14]
I'm with ya OP.  If you do squats more than twice a year, you can't find pants that fit anymore.  Not enough room in the legs / seat, and the rise is way to short and all up in your junk.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 11:27:19 AM EDT
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Slim fit is just the old normal size.

"Normal size" is just for the newer generation of fat asses.  Vanity sized to soothe egos.

Truth.

ETA: unless you actually work out, then you need an athletic cut.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 11:32:23 AM EDT
[#16]
In this thread fat people yell at the sky
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 11:32:53 AM EDT
[#17]
Found a picture of OP +30 lbs

Link Posted: 9/4/2019 11:36:10 AM EDT
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Slim fit is just the old normal size.

"Normal size" is just for the newer generation of fat asses.  Vanity sized to soothe egos.

Truth.

ETA: unless you actually work out, then you need an athletic cut.
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Came here to post the same.

Tried on a Tommy Bahama shirt once. Normally I’m a large. The small fit a little loose in the waist. Their slacks were three inches bigger than the number, so fat guys could wear a 34.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 11:36:48 AM EDT
[#19]
My pants are so tight my mohel uses me in his ads.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 11:37:15 AM EDT
[#20]
What's a trouser snake?
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 11:37:58 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/4/2019 11:37:59 AM EDT
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When I retire I am buying several pairs of bib overalls.  That will be my daily go to.   What's not to like they never fall down.  All sorts of pockets.  Maybe even get them in camo so I am ready to go hunting at a moments notice.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 11:38:35 AM EDT
[#23]
Here you go old man.

Amazon Product
  • Pleat-front denim pant with side-entry pockets and welted back pockets
  • Zip fly with button closure

Make sure you get some new tube socks to wear with your sandals, too.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 11:39:47 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/4/2019 11:41:17 AM EDT
[#25]
The designers finally succeeded in getting men to wear mom jeans.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 11:43:40 AM EDT
[#26]
OP needs more room in his pants for his front butt and his pockets for Wether’s Originals.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 11:52:14 AM EDT
[#27]
OP, just wear them with a cucumber in there and the ladies won't know.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 11:54:24 AM EDT
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I'm with ya OP.  If you do squats more than twice a year, you can't find pants that fit anymore.  Not enough room in the legs / seat, and the rise is way to short and all up in your junk.
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This is why about all I wear anymore are jeans.  I get sick of not being able to find anything that fits.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 11:55:00 AM EDT
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By slim fit you mean pants that actually fit and don’t look like something a homeless person would wear.

Slim fit is just regular fit.

We now have skinny fit, slim fit, and slovenly fat ass.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 11:57:57 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/4/2019 11:59:57 AM EDT
[#31]
Are you a big o' fat person?

Link Posted: 9/4/2019 12:00:32 PM EDT
[#32]
OP is a fat guy in pleated trousers.

Probably cuffs too.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 12:03:33 PM EDT
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I'm with ya OP.  If you do squats more than twice a year, you can't find pants that fit anymore.  Not enough room in the legs / seat, and the rise is way to short and all up in your junk.
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Try Black Label jeans from Cinch.  Perfect for muscular asses and quads.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 12:03:43 PM EDT
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What not paying attention mother fucker decided that Americans need to be wearing tighter pants?

I want to wear baggy trousers.

I want you to be wearing baggy trousers too.

People are talking about licensing guns. I think we need to license yoga pants.

Slim Fit. Why don't they just call it too tight?
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Enjoy looking like a slob
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 12:04:00 PM EDT
[#35]
We talking slim fit/ normal fit, or we talking skinny jeans? Huge difference.

I hate baggy pants, I realize how stupid I looked now.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 12:04:31 PM EDT
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Slim Fit, suit separates are the only suits that fit me in a normal way.

Off-the-rack, if you are a 42R suit, the trousers will be 36" waist.

That's just pathetic.
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Yup, I have to get separates or made to order.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 12:05:03 PM EDT
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OP, just wear them with a cucumber in there and the ladies won't know.
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I use a potato so it doesn't get soggy as fast.

On bad days I put it in the back instead of the front, but it seems to help me be alone on the bus.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 12:09:42 PM EDT
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Slim Fit, suit separates are the only suits that fit me in a normal way.

Off-the-rack, if you are a 42R suit, the trousers will be 36" waist.

That's just pathetic.
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Tailors exist. They aren’t just a rumor relegated to a separate subforum.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 12:11:20 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/4/2019 12:12:22 PM EDT
[#40]
Carhartt b01 double knee.
Made in USA.
Fits perfect if you are in reasonable shape.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 12:13:09 PM EDT
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In this thread fat people yell at the sky
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Link Posted: 9/4/2019 12:13:57 PM EDT
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This.

I can't find pants slim enough. Unless I want to wear some flavor of jeans that is.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 12:15:55 PM EDT
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Slim Fit, suit separates are the only suits that fit me in a normal way.

Off-the-rack, if you are a 42R suit, the trousers will be 36" waist.

That's just pathetic.
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Yes, exactly. I’m a 42 in a jacket and a 28” waist so I have to buy separates to be tailored.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 12:17:26 PM EDT
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I use a potato so it doesn't get soggy as fast.

On bad days I put it in the back instead of the front, but it seems to help me be alone on the bus.
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Link Posted: 9/4/2019 12:19:48 PM EDT
[#45]
[MCHammerGIF]
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 12:23:58 PM EDT
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I found OP

Link Posted: 9/4/2019 12:28:44 PM EDT
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If you're not tall, wearing relaxed fit makes you look like a sad clown.
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Who gives a flying fuck what I look like.
I want to be comfortable, not look like some goofy model.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 12:29:01 PM EDT
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I had my work uniform taken to the tailors because it was a tad loose. Waist was good, thighs and calves were a bit baggy.

It came back fitting like it was spray painted on.  I was pissed. I think the tailor was thinking I'm gay or something.  What self respecting red blooded american male wears nut-crushers?
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 12:32:28 PM EDT
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I'm old but I like skinny fit jeans and pants because I've got skinny legs. They're perfect on me.
Link Posted: 9/4/2019 12:44:43 PM EDT
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I'm with ya OP.  If you do squats more than twice a year, you can't find pants that fit anymore.  Not enough room in the legs / seat, and the rise is way to short and all up in your junk.
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Not true. The simple fact is too many people are too fat for the correct style of pants. 90% of the population should have no issues fitting into a levi 501 style, but too lazy, too ignorant, too whatever and blame it on the cut.
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