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Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:13:08 PM EDT
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Is there a Devil and an Angel on each shoulder?  Who's winning?
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:13:37 PM EDT
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Not a member and sitting on a deck by the river of a good American bistro
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What good American bistro has its own river?

Also...this

Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:14:49 PM EDT
[#3]
ask her if she likes guns, ammo, Trump, Chili with or without....the regular SOP
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:14:55 PM EDT
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OP, are you foing?
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I am guessing OP is too new to get that reference.
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:15:08 PM EDT
[#5]
Blind Date? I would recommend You go back to Your place and not His. You never know.
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:15:53 PM EDT
[#6]
dupe tacular
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:18:00 PM EDT
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Conestoga restaurant, Lancaster county
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Haven’t been there in years.
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:19:24 PM EDT
[#8]
Lafawnduh?
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:20:42 PM EDT
[#9]
You're dating a blind woman? Good lord man, how hedious are you?

Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:24:04 PM EDT
[#10]
Describe your date
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:25:19 PM EDT
[#11]
Are you hot? Post pics
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:27:54 PM EDT
[#12]
How much is she charging you?
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:31:00 PM EDT
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I am guessing OP is too new to get that reference.
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OP, are you foing?
I am guessing OP is too new to get that reference.
2016 isn't too new to get that reference
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:33:04 PM EDT
[#14]
9 or 45,
beans or no beans,
who's got the bigger penis,
age, weight, cup size,

GET OFF YOUR PHONE AND ENJOY THE DATE!
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:34:53 PM EDT
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GET OFF YOUR PHONE AND ENJOY THE DATE!
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No, no, no. OP should stay on the phone. It would be interesting if he just typed comments during the date and see if she didn't mind. Take a couple photos too.
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:36:23 PM EDT
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Are you hot? Post pics
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Better listen to the girl, last I hears she has a thing for sharp knives and can get stabby......
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:36:30 PM EDT
[#17]
OP currently having kidney removed.
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:37:30 PM EDT
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Describe your date
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Desperate with extremely low standards
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:39:11 PM EDT
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What good American bistro has its own river?

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https://s9.postimg.cc/kh6f99lsf/kidney.jpg
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The good lord saw fit to give me two.

Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:40:06 PM EDT
[#20]
Does the OP expect sexual compensation on a scale that is tied to how much he spends on the date?
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:41:09 PM EDT
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The good lord saw fit to give me two.  


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Indeed.

Psh, that's only gonna cost me one kidney?  Done. 
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:42:34 PM EDT
[#22]
Go to a hotel, don’t take him/her to your house.
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:43:18 PM EDT
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Better listen to the girl, last I hears she has a thing for sharp knives and can get stabby......
Plot twist - I am the date. Sent by Aimless to neutralize a threat.
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:48:19 PM EDT
[#24]
She is going to text you 65,000 times
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:51:56 PM EDT
[#25]
sitting here la-la waiting on my ya-ya, uh-huh
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:53:56 PM EDT
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He fent

RIP
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:54:55 PM EDT
[#27]
Who will do the pegging tonight?
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:57:58 PM EDT
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She can also draw it....
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 6:59:43 PM EDT
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Plot twist - I am the date. Sent by Aimless to neutralize a threat.
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Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 7:01:30 PM EDT
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You swipe for 80 hours? And he is your only hit?
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Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 7:03:59 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/9/2018 7:08:46 PM EDT
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Every time that commercial comes on we do the nasally, "My name is Courtneeeeeeey, call meeeeeeeeee" at each other until one of us breaks.
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 7:10:12 PM EDT
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Better listen to the girl, last I hears she has a thing for sharp knives and can get stabby......
Plot twist - I am the date. Sent by Aimless to neutralize a threat.
So, will there be narrative art? This is just calling for your attention...
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 7:11:24 PM EDT
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Is she a female?
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 7:12:39 PM EDT
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sitting here la-la waiting on my ya-ya, uh-huh
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@Hollywood_Shooter I understood that reference.

And I'm in my late 30's
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 7:14:40 PM EDT
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@Hollywood_Shooter I understood that reference.

And I'm in my late 30's
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you're an old soul
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 7:19:58 PM EDT
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Stood up, huh?
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 7:23:45 PM EDT
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you're an old soul
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I was raised on classics, and have all of them now (which I will keep till my dieing days).
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 7:25:51 PM EDT
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Roux doesn't know the day of the week, must be 5 lol
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Dinner on a Tuesday at 5?

OP must be 60+ years old
Roux doesn't know the day of the week, must be 5 lol
I've been in the woods by myself the past few days.
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 7:33:53 PM EDT
[#40]
Are you manscaped and wearing date underwear?  Is your homer bucket hidden if she comes back to the basement?
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 7:34:02 PM EDT
[#41]
Has she got big thighs?

If yes

Breed her!
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 7:34:33 PM EDT
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If she's blind then you're probably in luck...
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 7:36:54 PM EDT
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Is she a female?
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Is she close to body temperature?
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 7:40:45 PM EDT
[#44]
How is your supply off roofies?
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 7:44:54 PM EDT
[#45]
Did you remember chloroform?
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 7:46:27 PM EDT
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1) don't ask her if the rag smells like chloroform

2) where are swipe page pics?

ETA: beat by seconds
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 7:51:57 PM EDT
[#47]
Did you flog the dolphin, you know spank the monkey. Is that hair gel?
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 7:52:14 PM EDT
[#48]
His name was... what was his name again?
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 7:54:21 PM EDT
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She’s so fucking hot. I have no idea why a smokin’ hot extroverted blonde flight attendant would need online dating, but there she is.
Link Posted: 5/9/2018 8:01:48 PM EDT
[#50]
I don't know why I'm here. But I am.
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