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ask her if she likes guns, ammo, Trump, Chili with or without....the regular SOP
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Blind Date? I would recommend You go back to Your place and not His. You never know.
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You're dating a blind woman? Good lord man, how hedious are you?
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9 or 45,
beans or no beans, who's got the bigger penis, age, weight, cup size, GET OFF YOUR PHONE AND ENJOY THE DATE! |
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Quoted: What good American bistro has its own river? Also...this https://s9.postimg.cc/kh6f99lsf/kidney.jpg View Quote |
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Does the OP expect sexual compensation on a scale that is tied to how much he spends on the date?
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Better listen to the girl, last I hears she has a thing for sharp knives and can get stabby...... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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Every time that commercial comes on we do the nasally, "My name is Courtneeeeeeey, call meeeeeeeeee" at each other until one of us breaks.
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Plot twist - I am the date. Sent by Aimless to neutralize a threat. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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Are you manscaped and wearing date underwear? Is your homer bucket hidden if she comes back to the basement?
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Blind date just sat down. View Quote If she's blind then you're probably in luck... |
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1) don't ask her if the rag smells like chloroform
2) where are swipe page pics? ETA: beat by seconds |
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Did you flog the dolphin, you know spank the monkey. Is that hair gel?
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She’s so fucking hot. I have no idea why a smokin’ hot extroverted blonde flight attendant would need online dating, but there she is.
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