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8/7/2020 2:17:46 AM EDT
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A lot of those whores abort babies left and right.  Even more fucked up.  If she had “no kids” because of 4 abortions, she would be a worse piece of shit, but able to hide it.
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8/7/2020 3:19:16 AM EDT
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Fat arms, once it starts, it never stops.
8/7/2020 5:47:00 AM EDT
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I still have standards, low they may be. But my hand looks better than her.
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Yeah but is your hand J Lo hot?
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8/7/2020 6:16:28 AM EDT
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A lot of those whores abort babies left and right.  Even more fucked up.  If she had “no kids” because of 4 abortions, she would be a worse piece of shit, but able to hide it.



This is the sad truth, I have seen it IRL.
8/7/2020 7:43:53 AM EDT
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With all that baggage it won’t be long before she will be happy if she can just find someone willing to come over and pull her hair and smack her on the ass for a couple hours.
8/7/2020 7:54:45 AM EDT
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@RDak

no, that's not unusual for POF

the number of kids is an outlier (and her being pregnant but already single again), but her attitude is pretty common
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no, that's not unusual for POF

the number of kids is an outlier (and her being pregnant but already single again), but her attitude is pretty common

That is sad and INSANE.
8/7/2020 7:59:40 AM EDT
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Plenty of busting material here

https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/

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8/7/2020 8:02:27 AM EDT
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thot
8/7/2020 8:41:07 AM EDT
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Q:  What do you call a man who is 35yo, good-looking, pleasant, good personality, decent body, with a job?
A:  Already taken by a good woman who wasn't a Cock Carousel whore from 18-35yo.

So I cruised that subreddit.  Jesus, after reading some of the women's stuff posted, I really weep for Western Civilization...
8/7/2020 9:41:29 AM EDT
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I’ll play. Meet her online dating 6 years ago. 10 years younger then me and a successful business owner (medical spa)....

https://i.imgur.com/drtd8ny.jpg

For you dudes into prego women.....

https://i.imgur.com/JFcCjho.jpg

Post first child....

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Post pics of your wife or Gf.

I’ll play. Meet her online dating 6 years ago. 10 years younger then me and a successful business owner (medical spa)....

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For you dudes into prego women.....

https://i.imgur.com/JFcCjho.jpg

Post first child....

https://i.imgur.com/NDMkh0Z.jpg

You win
8/7/2020 9:43:49 AM EDT
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What is POF?


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It's the sequel to the classic video game Harpoon Simulator.
8/7/2020 9:44:18 AM EDT
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Plenty of Whales
8/7/2020 9:44:23 AM EDT
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How many other children did she have that she already ate?
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8/7/2020 9:45:34 AM EDT
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Q:  What do you call a man who is 35yo, good-looking, pleasant, good personality, decent body, with a job?
A:  Already taken by a good woman who wasn't a Cock Carousel whore from 18-35yo.

So I cruised that subreddit.  Jesus, after reading some of the women's stuff posted, I really weep for Western Civilization...
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Eh, not a whole lot different than the men who passed over the good girls in favor of being ponies on the cock carousel, then waking up in their thirties and wondering where all the good girls are while dragging the anchor of multiple crazy ex’s, a child or three, and crippling financial debt from their bad decisions.

Introspection and honest self assessment are sorely lacking, but playing around, denying consequences, and refusing to grow up are in abundance.
8/7/2020 10:21:41 AM EDT
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Q. What do you say to the 40 year-old guy who has never been married and has no kids?

A. Dude, is that the Porsche that goes 200 miles per hour?




My wife hates that joke.
8/7/2020 10:27:26 AM EDT
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Eh, not a whole lot different than the men who passed over the good girls in favor of being ponies on the cock carousel, then waking up in their thirties and wondering where all the good girls are while dragging the anchor of multiple crazy ex's, a child or three, and crippling financial debt from their bad decisions.

Introspection and honest self assessment are sorely lacking, but playing around, denying consequences, and refusing to grow up are in abundance.
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Q:  What do you call a man who is 35yo, good-looking, pleasant, good personality, decent body, with a job?
A:  Already taken by a good woman who wasn't a Cock Carousel whore from 18-35yo.

So I cruised that subreddit.  Jesus, after reading some of the women's stuff posted, I really weep for Western Civilization...

Eh, not a whole lot different than the men who passed over the good girls in favor of being ponies on the cock carousel, then waking up in their thirties and wondering where all the good girls are while dragging the anchor of multiple crazy ex's, a child or three, and crippling financial debt from their bad decisions.

Introspection and honest self assessment are sorely lacking, but playing around, denying consequences, and refusing to grow up are in abundance.

That's not fair. You can't just reverse things like this.
8/7/2020 10:28:46 AM EDT
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symptoms of maplefever beetus, some combination of:
craving ketchup chips
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craving Timmies
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Bro, are the pickings really that slim in Canadia?


No, that’s one if the worst examples in Canada...


IVe seen Canadian women, they’re fine


Seeing some of the girls on dating sites in canada by my coast? Absolutely will admit I caught the maplefever pretty good.




@Foxnews_FTW

don't get the beetus, bud!




symptoms of maplefever beetus, some combination of:
craving ketchup chips
craving bagged milk
craving Timmies
craving poutine
saying eh



For real though, in the girl's profile she talked about liking hockey, and "occassionally a few eh's will slip out".

She was on the sites for a few years holding out for Mr.Perfect
8/7/2020 10:33:40 AM EDT
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Pass
8/7/2020 10:37:50 AM EDT
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Holyshitcow! I have bigger tits than she does. That's a Top Tier Narcissist right there. A disaster that keeps happening over and over. Run, Forrest, RUN!
8/7/2020 10:39:28 AM EDT
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Q:  What do you call a man who is 35yo, good-looking, pleasant, good personality, decent body, with a job?
A:  Already taken by a good woman who wasn't a Cock Carousel whore from 18-35yo.

So I cruised that subreddit.  Jesus, after reading some of the women's stuff posted, I really weep for Western Civilization...
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Q:  What do you call a man who is 35yo, good-looking, pleasant, good personality, decent body, with a job?
A:  Already taken by a good woman who wasn't a Cock Carousel whore from 18-35yo.

So I cruised that subreddit.  Jesus, after reading some of the women's stuff posted, I really weep for Western Civilization...


Some scary shit.
8/7/2020 10:48:31 AM EDT
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She's definitely a scarier example, but it is shocking and saddening how many seemingly nice ladies do the same thing, and say essentially the same things. And then once they have handicapped themselves in the market (and in life), they will continue to attract sub-standard males, and make the worst inferences about other males based off of that population.

Young women need to be reminded repeatedly: the absolute worst thing you can do to yourself or your future kids is have them with someone who won't make a good father, or try to raise them without a father.

And young men need to be brought up to realize what damage they can do if they refuse to grow up, or engage in repeated "pump and dump".

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Parents need to teach their kids about sexual economics.  Girls are raised to believe that they've been liberated by birth control and the welfare state and can fuck at will without consequence.  Then they go and give away and destroy all of their value, and end up like the girl in the OP.
8/7/2020 10:54:51 AM EDT
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Eh, not a whole lot different than the men who passed over the good girls in favor of being ponies on the cock carousel, then waking up in their thirties and wondering where all the good girls are while dragging the anchor of multiple crazy ex’s, a child or three, and crippling financial debt from their bad decisions.

Introspection and honest self assessment are sorely lacking, but playing around, denying consequences, and refusing to grow up are in abundance.
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Q:  What do you call a man who is 35yo, good-looking, pleasant, good personality, decent body, with a job?
A:  Already taken by a good woman who wasn't a Cock Carousel whore from 18-35yo.

So I cruised that subreddit.  Jesus, after reading some of the women's stuff posted, I really weep for Western Civilization...

Eh, not a whole lot different than the men who passed over the good girls in favor of being ponies on the cock carousel, then waking up in their thirties and wondering where all the good girls are while dragging the anchor of multiple crazy ex’s, a child or three, and crippling financial debt from their bad decisions.

Introspection and honest self assessment are sorely lacking, but playing around, denying consequences, and refusing to grow up are in abundance.

True.
8/7/2020 10:55:37 AM EDT
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Q:  What do you call a man who is 35yo, good-looking, pleasant, good personality, decent body, with a job?
A:  Already taken by a good woman who wasn't a Cock Carousel whore from 18-35yo.

So I cruised that subreddit.  Jesus, after reading some of the women's stuff posted, I really weep for Western Civilization...


Some scary shit.


I always get a kick out of posting these screenshots of the dumpster fire profiles
8/7/2020 10:55:48 AM EDT
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Q. What do you say to the 40 year-old guy who has never been married and has no kids?

A. Dude, is that the Porsche that goes 200 miles per hour?




My wife hates that joke.
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that 40yo guy who rejects marriage and kids is missing out.
8/7/2020 10:56:34 AM EDT
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I always get a kick out of posting these screenshots of the dumpster fire profiles
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Q:  What do you call a man who is 35yo, good-looking, pleasant, good personality, decent body, with a job?
A:  Already taken by a good woman who wasn't a Cock Carousel whore from 18-35yo.

So I cruised that subreddit.  Jesus, after reading some of the women's stuff posted, I really weep for Western Civilization...


Some scary shit.


I always get a kick out of posting these screenshots of the dumpster fire profiles


I have to wonder if the most extreme of them are fake, made up to troll via shock value.
8/7/2020 11:00:48 AM EDT
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Lunch lady arms
8/7/2020 11:07:53 AM EDT
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I have to wonder if the most extreme of them are fake, made up to troll via shock value.
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Q:  What do you call a man who is 35yo, good-looking, pleasant, good personality, decent body, with a job?
A:  Already taken by a good woman who wasn't a Cock Carousel whore from 18-35yo.

So I cruised that subreddit.  Jesus, after reading some of the women's stuff posted, I really weep for Western Civilization...


Some scary shit.


I always get a kick out of posting these screenshots of the dumpster fire profiles


I have to wonder if the most extreme of them are fake, made up to troll via shock value.



In my experience, if the profiles are long enough (if the site/app format permits it), they get easier to spot

If you're on long term, it's very common to watch the demands decrease over the years
8/7/2020 11:08:29 AM EDT
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Q:  What do you call a man who is 35yo, good-looking, pleasant, good personality, decent body, with a job?
A:  Already taken by a good woman who wasn't a Cock Carousel whore from 18-35yo.

So I cruised that subreddit.  Jesus, after reading some of the women's stuff posted, I really weep for Western Civilization...

Eh, not a whole lot different than the men who passed over the good girls in favor of being ponies on the cock carousel, then waking up in their thirties and wondering where all the good girls are while dragging the anchor of multiple crazy ex’s, a child or three, and crippling financial debt from their bad decisions.

Introspection and honest self assessment are sorely lacking, but playing around, denying consequences, and refusing to grow up are in abundance.

True.


I have one employee with three different child support disbursements. And two with two. A few others with one. These don’t include the kids with the women they are currently with, or those with children now over 18 yo with CS closed out.

Non ever married (besides one employee with one withholding for two kids). Non financially secure (obviously).
8/7/2020 11:12:45 AM EDT
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I have to wonder if the most extreme of them are fake, made up to troll via shock value.
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Q:  What do you call a man who is 35yo, good-looking, pleasant, good personality, decent body, with a job?
A:  Already taken by a good woman who wasn't a Cock Carousel whore from 18-35yo.

So I cruised that subreddit.  Jesus, after reading some of the women's stuff posted, I really weep for Western Civilization...


Some scary shit.


I always get a kick out of posting these screenshots of the dumpster fire profiles


I have to wonder if the most extreme of them are fake, made up to troll via shock value.

I worked Labor & Delivery long enough to meet a number of women whose profiles could look remarkably similar.
8/7/2020 11:44:39 AM EDT
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Makeup and angles:

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8/7/2020 12:09:56 PM EDT
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that 40yo guy who rejects marriage and kids is missing out.
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Q. What do you say to the 40 year-old guy who has never been married and has no kids?

A. Dude, is that the Porsche that goes 200 miles per hour?




My wife hates that joke.

that 40yo guy who rejects marriage and kids is missing out.


given the way things are, can you blame that guy?
8/7/2020 12:10:34 PM EDT
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4 kids and three cats that come first in her life. Bro, if you wont, i will! Simp kingdom unite!
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SIMPING IS KING SHIT

8/7/2020 12:27:59 PM EDT
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given the way things are, can you blame that guy?
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Q. What do you say to the 40 year-old guy who has never been married and has no kids?

A. Dude, is that the Porsche that goes 200 miles per hour?




My wife hates that joke.

that 40yo guy who rejects marriage and kids is missing out.


given the way things are, can you blame that guy?



So I kind of think that's one of the ugliest hardest truths of being a man. Whether it's accomplishment, height, strength, good genetics, being gifted with resources from prior generations?

Women want a man who is not beaten down by the world, but instead, conquers it. That is what they want from us.
That's why the asshole Chad that is mean to other guys is still intresting to her. If he's tall and confident, athletic, what this says to her as that he can protect himself - he can protect her, you can protect her, and the strong children they would have

Women are wired (thanks to thousands of years of evolution) to have an instinct that says, "at some point I will be pregnant, and I'll have a hard time running away from danger or fighting for 9 months, and I wasn't that great at it before. After that I will have to feed this child for several years."

They cannot take the risk of a weak man or weak genes.
That's why they would rather be the side piece for some ultra Chad, then go on a single date with a simp.

Women don't like whining, other men don't like whining, it's why you will see guys in divorce threads get blamed by other men for all the ills in the marriage, even if the wife is at fault
(It's also kind of social poison to blame women for anything too loud, in anything other than anonymous male spaces.
Only here can you be full contact about a woman's bag behavior, you have to tiptoe if you do it in public,  And Or perhaps blame the bad behaviors of men we've never met a 100 years ago)


What I'm trying to say is, for men life is about struggle and mastery, if you aren't somebody, at least look like you could be. And once you can pass that fitness test women will notice.

Essentially, if you want to have a woman, you are not allowed to quit or signal that you would quit.
Which means for us, here, in this time? Like all men before us, we have to say, "yeah the world looks hard, and we are going to conquer it."
Given the choice between the conqueror and the conquered, women will always choose the first one.

And while the picture is bleak, and there are less high quality women today than there were once, and how horrible influences poison young women or tell them to behave poorly and consider it a virtue? (Sex in the City)

There are a few good ones out there left, to get one you have to be the best man you can be. And you are not allowed to signal that you're quitting, if you want to succeed at the dating game

8/7/2020 12:34:10 PM EDT
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My wife hates that joke.

that 40yo guy who rejects marriage and kids is missing out.


I am married, but have no kids.


And my Porsche only goes about 195 mph.  
8/7/2020 12:36:47 PM EDT
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8/7/2020 12:48:00 PM EDT
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I am married, but have no kids.


And my Porsche only goes about 195 mph.  
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My wife hates that joke.

that 40yo guy who rejects marriage and kids is missing out.


I am married, but have no kids.


And my Porsche only goes about 195 mph.  


Ok there's my cue. I'm out.
8/7/2020 12:49:55 PM EDT
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Not a foreign concept, but it does require you to plan your life out at least 10 minutes in advance.  That's a huge responsibility!  The irony is that kids are a massive responsibility and if you can't plan to buy a box of condoms at WalMart, how in the hell are you supposed to prepare meals for a kid for 18 years?
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Wait until they complain about hunger, take them to McDonalds. What's to plan?
8/7/2020 12:52:15 PM EDT
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Ok there's my cue. I'm out.
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Q. What do you say to the 40 year-old guy who has never been married and has no kids?

A. Dude, is that the Porsche that goes 200 miles per hour?




My wife hates that joke.

that 40yo guy who rejects marriage and kids is missing out.


I am married, but have no kids.


And my Porsche only goes about 195 mph.  


Ok there's my cue. I'm out.



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This! Smash and move on.
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Well, she puts out, and you can't knock her up. So, there"s that....

This! Smash and move on.


is that called the smash-n-dash?
8/7/2020 12:55:51 PM EDT
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Eh, not a whole lot different than the men who passed over the good girls in favor of being ponies on the cock carousel, then waking up in their thirties and wondering where all the good girls are while dragging the anchor of multiple crazy ex’s, a child or three, and crippling financial debt from their bad decisions.

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Q:  What do you call a man who is 35yo, good-looking, pleasant, good personality, decent body, with a job?
A:  Already taken by a good woman who wasn't a Cock Carousel whore from 18-35yo.

So I cruised that subreddit.  Jesus, after reading some of the women's stuff posted, I really weep for Western Civilization...

Eh, not a whole lot different than the men who passed over the good girls in favor of being ponies on the cock carousel, then waking up in their thirties and wondering where all the good girls are while dragging the anchor of multiple crazy ex’s, a child or three, and crippling financial debt from their bad decisions.

Introspection and honest self assessment are sorely lacking, but playing around, denying consequences, and refusing to grow up are in abundance.


and not all women that fuck alot of guys are that bad, there are women out there that just like sex. kinda like most guys...right?
8/7/2020 1:08:24 PM EDT
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I am married, but have no kids.


And my Porsche only goes about 195 mph.  
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A. Dude, is that the Porsche that goes 200 miles per hour?




My wife hates that joke.

that 40yo guy who rejects marriage and kids is missing out.


I am married, but have no kids.


And my Porsche only goes about 195 mph.  


LOL slowpoke, my Caddy goes 199mph.
8/7/2020 1:12:27 PM EDT
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What does “patterns me” mean in the previous meme?
8/7/2020 1:16:26 PM EDT
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Holy smokes that subreddit is brutal.

29/31 by Garfunkel and Oates


It's like an incel forum, but about women.

In r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen you can smell the cat piss, panic, and building despair.

In r/incels you can smell the ammonium nitrate with a subtle bouquet of musty army surplus stores.

Both are frightening
8/7/2020 1:21:27 PM EDT
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Holy smokes that subreddit is brutal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-gfxjAaZg0

It's like an incel forum, but about women.

In r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen you can smell the cat piss, panic, and building despair.

In r/incels you can smell the ammonium nitrate with a subtle bouquet of musty army surplus stores.

Both are frightening
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Holy smokes that subreddit is brutal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-gfxjAaZg0

It's like an incel forum, but about women.

In r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen you can smell the cat piss, panic, and building despair.

In r/incels you can smell the ammonium nitrate with a subtle bouquet of musty army surplus stores.

Both are frightening

Since the Reddit purge I rarely visit it anymore. Im surprised that sub didn't get nuked
8/7/2020 1:21:27 PM EDT
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My wife hates that joke.

that 40yo guy who rejects marriage and kids is missing out.


I am married, but have no kids.


And my Porsche only goes about 195 mph.  


I let my sugar momma buy the Porsches.
8/7/2020 1:25:18 PM EDT
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What does “patterns me” mean in the previous meme?
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I just assumed it's when you spank her hard enough to leave hand prints on her ass.

8/7/2020 1:25:36 PM EDT
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Danger hair!      That should tell you everything you need to know.   Combine that w/ the text and it means avoid, or use a burner phone and don't let her see your vehicle, house, or drivers license.
8/7/2020 1:39:37 PM EDT
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hit it while the bun is in the oven and then eject so you're not on the line.

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