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8/7/2020 1:46:05 PM EDT
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LOL slowpoke, my Caddy goes 199mph.
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Q. What do you say to the 40 year-old guy who has never been married and has no kids?

A. Dude, is that the Porsche that goes 200 miles per hour?




My wife hates that joke.

that 40yo guy who rejects marriage and kids is missing out.


I am married, but have no kids.


And my Porsche only goes about 195 mph.  


LOL slowpoke, my Caddy goes 199mph.


My Maserati does 185.


8/7/2020 1:48:45 PM EDT
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Holy smokes that subreddit is brutal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-gfxjAaZg0

It's like an incel forum, but about women.

In r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen you can smell the cat piss, panic, and building despair.

In r/incels you can smell the ammonium nitrate with a subtle bouquet of musty army surplus stores.

Both are frightening
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Holy smokes that subreddit is brutal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-gfxjAaZg0

It's like an incel forum, but about women.

In r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen you can smell the cat piss, panic, and building despair.

In r/incels you can smell the ammonium nitrate with a subtle bouquet of musty army surplus stores.

Both are frightening


Imagine the smell:

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8/7/2020 1:56:38 PM EDT
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8/7/2020 1:58:06 PM EDT
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Q:  What do you call a man who is 35yo, good-looking, pleasant, good personality, decent body, with a job?
A:  Already taken by a good woman who wasn't a Cock Carousel whore from 18-35yo.

So I cruised that subreddit.  Jesus, after reading some of the women's stuff posted, I really weep for Western Civilization...
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Q:  What do you call a man who is 35yo, good-looking, pleasant, good personality, decent body, with a job?
A:  Already taken by a good woman who wasn't a Cock Carousel whore from 18-35yo.

So I cruised that subreddit.  Jesus, after reading some of the women's stuff posted, I really weep for Western Civilization...


So that is was a thread about chicks like in the OP? Or is that supposed to be women writing that stuff.
8/7/2020 2:05:19 PM EDT
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When I saw your pic I thought the only thing missing was Live, Laugh Love ...

But then I saw it!

Before my current girlfriend I briefly dated a woman with a Dance like nobody's watching lower back tattoo. It went from dimple to dimple just above her ass.

Don't get me wrong, I prefer women who are feisty and headstrong. That said, if you fall to pieces when you see a mouse, a snake in the campsite, a large spider, or a bear trying to open the cooler you aren't as strong as you think you are. If you want me to deal with it, fine.

Just spare me the emotional incontinence over a freaking field mouse though.
8/7/2020 2:11:03 PM EDT
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That math tho.  
8/7/2020 2:11:53 PM EDT
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I can’t stop looking at that reddit forum. These are great.

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8/7/2020 2:14:38 PM EDT
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That math tho.  
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Lol ya something is off there.
8/7/2020 2:17:25 PM EDT
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So she got married when she was 12?

You know what, nevermind. I don't need to know what started the dumpster fire. I'm cool just enjoying the glow.
8/7/2020 2:18:24 PM EDT
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8/7/2020 2:19:38 PM EDT
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She constantly has a headache because she’s obese

Maybe get healthy and get help for your mental illness
8/7/2020 2:21:17 PM EDT
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I let my sugar momma buy the Porsches.
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Q. What do you say to the 40 year-old guy who has never been married and has no kids?

A. Dude, is that the Porsche that goes 200 miles per hour?




My wife hates that joke.

that 40yo guy who rejects marriage and kids is missing out.


I am married, but have no kids.


And my Porsche only goes about 195 mph.  


I let my sugar momma buy the Porsches.


You are definitely doing it the right way.  

... although my wife does make more money than me, so at least I've got that going for me.  She's working hard right now in the other room ... she just fired three people today, and is now talking to the "surviving" 20 employees in her group.  I think the subtext is "get your shit together!"  
8/7/2020 2:30:32 PM EDT
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I let my sugar momma buy the Porsches.
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My wife hates that joke.

that 40yo guy who rejects marriage and kids is missing out.


I am married, but have no kids.


And my Porsche only goes about 195 mph.  


I let my sugar momma buy the Porsches.


CHAD
8/7/2020 2:30:50 PM EDT
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You are definitely doing it the right way.  

... although my wife does make more money than me, so at least I've got that going for me.  She's working hard right now in the other room ... she just fired three people today, and is now talking to the "surviving" 20 employees in her group.  I think the subtext is "get your shit together!"  
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A. Dude, is that the Porsche that goes 200 miles per hour?




My wife hates that joke.

that 40yo guy who rejects marriage and kids is missing out.


I am married, but have no kids.


And my Porsche only goes about 195 mph.  


I let my sugar momma buy the Porsches.


You are definitely doing it the right way.  

... although my wife does make more money than me, so at least I've got that going for me.  She's working hard right now in the other room ... she just fired three people today, and is now talking to the "surviving" 20 employees in her group.  I think the subtext is "get your shit together!"  


8/7/2020 2:31:09 PM EDT
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Having an attractive significant other who isn't fat is a far more believable claim.
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Having an attractive significant other is not a prerequisite to identifying fat unattractive people.
8/7/2020 2:32:16 PM EDT
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given the way things are, can you blame that guy?
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A. Dude, is that the Porsche that goes 200 miles per hour?




My wife hates that joke.

that 40yo guy who rejects marriage and kids is missing out.


given the way things are, can you blame that guy?

I'm that guy, but largely due to my physical limitations. Women aren't much interested in a fat cripple. So I go it alone and embrace glorious 2D waifus rather than 3D sloots.
8/7/2020 2:32:31 PM EDT
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Q:  What do you call a man who is 35yo, good-looking, pleasant, good personality, decent body, with a job?
A:  Already taken by a good woman who wasn't a Cock Carousel whore from 18-35yo.

So I cruised that subreddit.  Jesus, after reading some of the women's stuff posted, I really weep for Western Civilization...
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Q:  What do you call a man who is 35yo, good-looking, pleasant, good personality, decent body, with a job?
A:  Already taken by a good woman who wasn't a Cock Carousel whore from 18-35yo.

So I cruised that subreddit.  Jesus, after reading some of the women's stuff posted, I really weep for Western Civilization...

The guys aren't much better. Colossal, world altering butthurt is the theme.
8/7/2020 2:32:56 PM EDT
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CHAD
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Q. What do you say to the 40 year-old guy who has never been married and has no kids?

A. Dude, is that the Porsche that goes 200 miles per hour?




My wife hates that joke.

that 40yo guy who rejects marriage and kids is missing out.


I am married, but have no kids.


And my Porsche only goes about 195 mph.  


I let my sugar momma buy the Porsches.


CHAD


8/7/2020 2:35:13 PM EDT
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The dating game looks solid these days
8/7/2020 2:38:16 PM EDT
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https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/

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https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/181987/FA89D102-3718-4985-85D4-83AF696D0665_jpe-1536539.JPG


red flag after red flag in that profile
8/7/2020 2:45:32 PM EDT
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Eh, not a whole lot different than the men who passed over the good girls in favor of being ponies on the cock carousel, then waking up in their thirties and wondering where all the good girls are while dragging the anchor of multiple crazy ex’s, a child or three, and crippling financial debt from their bad decisions.

Introspection and honest self assessment are sorely lacking, but playing around, denying consequences, and refusing to grow up are in abundance.
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It's completely different. Men and women are different. We deal in different types of relationship currency. "good girls" shouldn't want young immature men.  "Good" girls want educated men with a good career, a stable home environment, an interesting life and it doesn't hurt if he's put in a solid 10-years in the gym too. Those desirable male traits take time to build or acquire.

The desirable 35 year old bachelor didn't pass over the good girls on his way there. He is finally for the first time in his life worthy of the best girls.
8/7/2020 2:46:46 PM EDT
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That's not fair. You can't just reverse things like this.
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well you can. But it completely ignores the differences between the sexes and what each brings to the table.
8/7/2020 3:03:57 PM EDT
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It's completely different. Men and women are different. We deal in different types of relationship currency. "good girls" shouldn't want young immature men.  "Good" girls want educated men with a good career, a stable home environment, an interesting life and it doesn't hurt if he's put in a solid 10-years in the gym too. Those desirable male traits take time to build or acquire.

The desirable 35 year old bachelor didn't pass over the good girls on his way there. He is finally for the first time in his life worthy of the best girls.
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Eh, not a whole lot different than the men who passed over the good girls in favor of being ponies on the cock carousel, then waking up in their thirties and wondering where all the good girls are while dragging the anchor of multiple crazy ex’s, a child or three, and crippling financial debt from their bad decisions.

Introspection and honest self assessment are sorely lacking, but playing around, denying consequences, and refusing to grow up are in abundance.


It's completely different. Men and women are different. We deal in different types of relationship currency. "good girls" shouldn't want young immature men.  "Good" girls want educated men with a good career, a stable home environment, an interesting life and it doesn't hurt if he's put in a solid 10-years in the gym too. Those desirable male traits take time to build or acquire.

The desirable 35 year old bachelor didn't pass over the good girls on his way there. He is finally for the first time in his life worthy of the best girls.


Why shouldn't a "good" guy want a well educated woman with a good career, a stable home, and in good shape?
8/7/2020 3:19:11 PM EDT
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Men can desire whatever they want.
8/7/2020 3:34:05 PM EDT
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It's completely different. Men and women are different. We deal in different types of relationship currency. "good girls" shouldn't want young immature men.  "Good" girls want educated men with a good career, a stable home environment, an interesting life and it doesn't hurt if he's put in a solid 10-years in the gym too. Those desirable male traits take time to build or acquire.

The desirable 35 year old bachelor didn't pass over the good girls on his way there. He is finally for the first time in his life worthy of the best girls.
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Eh, not a whole lot different than the men who passed over the good girls in favor of being ponies on the cock carousel, then waking up in their thirties and wondering where all the good girls are while dragging the anchor of multiple crazy ex’s, a child or three, and crippling financial debt from their bad decisions.

Introspection and honest self assessment are sorely lacking, but playing around, denying consequences, and refusing to grow up are in abundance.


It's completely different. Men and women are different. We deal in different types of relationship currency. "good girls" shouldn't want young immature men.  "Good" girls want educated men with a good career, a stable home environment, an interesting life and it doesn't hurt if he's put in a solid 10-years in the gym too. Those desirable male traits take time to build or acquire.

The desirable 35 year old bachelor didn't pass over the good girls on his way there. He is finally for the first time in his life worthy of the best girls.

I’m sure it makes you feel better to think so.

ETA: the 35 year old bachelor with a string of bad decisions weighing him down is no different than a woman with the same bad decisions weighing her down. He’s still saddled with bad decisions and a ton of baggage that any future prospect is going to have to deal with.
8/7/2020 3:42:00 PM EDT
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It's completely different. Men and women are different. We deal in different types of relationship currency. "good girls" shouldn't want young immature men.  "Good" girls want educated men with a good career, a stable home environment, an interesting life and it doesn't hurt if he's put in a solid 10-years in the gym too. Those desirable male traits take time to build or acquire.

The desirable 35 year old bachelor didn't pass over the good girls on his way there. He is finally for the first time in his life worthy of the best girls.
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Eh, not a whole lot different than the men who passed over the good girls in favor of being ponies on the cock carousel, then waking up in their thirties and wondering where all the good girls are while dragging the anchor of multiple crazy ex’s, a child or three, and crippling financial debt from their bad decisions.

Introspection and honest self assessment are sorely lacking, but playing around, denying consequences, and refusing to grow up are in abundance.


It's completely different. Men and women are different. We deal in different types of relationship currency. "good girls" shouldn't want young immature men.  "Good" girls want educated men with a good career, a stable home environment, an interesting life and it doesn't hurt if he's put in a solid 10-years in the gym too. Those desirable male traits take time to build or acquire.

The desirable 35 year old bachelor didn't pass over the good girls on his way there. He is finally for the first time in his life worthy of the best girls.


It's really not different. The only reason it feels different is that society allows the blame of men in this case. We're still catching up with women.

So in your example of the 35 yo desirable guy. Eventually he came to the conclusion imma POS. I better get myself together. Much of the leftist anti- patriarchy thinking that prevails in culture. Actively works to prevent this in women.

But men who represent this idea of the bad decision collector are still real. We are just more able to call them out so exaggerated examples like this thread appear less common.
8/7/2020 3:46:46 PM EDT
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People of either sex are often drawn to the wrong people for various reasons. Many men are blinded to obvious personality traits that all but ensure an unhappy union simply bcause a woman is attractive. The woman may be manipulative, immature, selfish, and a host of other traits that doom any chance of a long lasting loving marriage. Women may choose a man because he has money or good looks and suffer the same fate for the same reasons. Then there are those of either sex that grew up with abusive and/or an alcoholic parent or parents. They will have inherited a number of traits and reactionary behaviors that are very hard to overcome and get to a place where a good relationship or marriage is possible. To go into detail is beyond the scope of a post on arfcom.
8/7/2020 3:56:14 PM EDT
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So in your example of the 35 yo desirable guy. Eventually he came to the conclusion imma POS. I better get myself together. Much of the leftist anti- patriarchy thinking that prevails in culture. Actively works to prevent this in women.
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Uh, not really.  My point was that the 35yo desirable guy found happiness with a good woman 5-10 years before, a good woman who said "I'd rather have a guy I really like who is good to me and has a future, instead of having all the guys who want to pump-and-dump me."
8/7/2020 3:59:07 PM EDT
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There's a simp on here for her
8/7/2020 4:18:28 PM EDT
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You are definitely doing it the right way.  

... although my wife does make more money than me, so at least I've got that going for me.  She's working hard right now in the other room ... she just fired three people today, and is now talking to the "surviving" 20 employees in her group.  I think the subtext is "get your shit together!"  
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When the accountants at my wife's previous employer started calling her the executioner, I got her an axe like this.
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Uh, not really.  My point was that the 35yo desirable guy found happiness with a good woman 5-10 years before, a good woman who said "I'd rather have a guy I really like who is good to me and has a future, instead of having all the guys who want to pump-and-dump me."
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So in your example of the 35 yo desirable guy. Eventually he came to the conclusion imma POS. I better get myself together. Much of the leftist anti- patriarchy thinking that prevails in culture. Actively works to prevent this in women.
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Uh, not really.  My point was that the 35yo desirable guy found happiness with a good woman 5-10 years before, a good woman who said "I'd rather have a guy I really like who is good to me and has a future, instead of having all the guys who want to pump-and-dump me."


My quote was directly for StevenH. He mentioned a bachelor becoming worthy. If you had to become worthy that means at one point you weren't.

I thought the crux of all this is that we have women questing for a man they find worthy. Without the introspection to ask if they are worthy themselves.
8/7/2020 4:49:25 PM EDT
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My Maserati does 185.


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Didn't you lose your license though?
8/7/2020 4:50:55 PM EDT
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Neck tattoo: kids are "mixed"

8/7/2020 4:54:36 PM EDT
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Yes, so unfortunately he cannot drive.  Now he rides in the back.
8/7/2020 4:55:51 PM EDT
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She is not, good Sir.
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Came to post this
8/7/2020 4:58:00 PM EDT
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Yes, so unfortunately he cannot drive.  Now he rides in the back.
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Security is a paramount concern thus his doors are barred from attack.
8/7/2020 5:09:30 PM EDT
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GUILTY
8/7/2020 5:12:04 PM EDT
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Hey, if ya can hook up at least ya won’t knock her up.
8/7/2020 5:18:50 PM EDT
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Like that guy who claimed he owned a chain of strip clubs. Nope, turned out he was a janitor. Or the fellow who claimed he had a 1000 ft2 bathroom.
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I installed a directv setup in a bathroom once.  Had a couch & arm chair.  Room was at least 400sq ft.

CSB, I know.
8/7/2020 5:31:18 PM EDT
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She's not bad looking you guys. And in her early 20's. If she didn't have 3 kids and wasn't pregnant don't tell me you wouldn't consider her. I mean, when you're not screwing supermodels on your yachts Airbus A380 as the average GD'er does 24/7.
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8/7/2020 5:31:51 PM EDT
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I am married, but have no kids.


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Ha! Loser....
8/7/2020 5:35:31 PM EDT
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That's fucking hilarious and spot on.


ETA: it should be a bed, instead of a recliner. Most single women I know spend all of their time at home in their bedroom, meals, tv, facebook, etc.
8/7/2020 5:48:06 PM EDT
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OP have you asked her about anal yet?
8/7/2020 6:04:09 PM EDT
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Didn't you lose your license though?
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Didn't you lose your license though?


Yep, now I don't drive. I have a limo, ride in the back.
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That math tho.  
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With some people, you can’t make up Jerry Springer drama better than their real life.

My SIL has been married for 10 years and has been single for 7 of those because she hasn’t seen or heard from her husband in that time. She thinks he is in UAE. Apparently it can be hard and very expensive to divorce someone in some states if you can’t find them. In the end, it would have been easier to get a death certificate for him, than for her to divorce him.
8/7/2020 6:22:42 PM EDT
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Didn't you lose your license though?

now he can't drive

ETA: beaten like Ike on Tina
8/7/2020 8:09:56 PM EDT
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Life's been good to me so far...??? (4:30 ish mark guitar riff)
8/7/2020 8:45:21 PM EDT
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That's prudent, because as a well-known and talented artist, he has many admirers, some of whom have grown impatient for his next exhibition.
8/7/2020 9:25:45 PM EDT
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I can't remember seeing a whale the last time I visited an aquarium...
8/7/2020 9:52:02 PM EDT
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just found a similar profile

>visibly pregnant in both her profile pics
>username refers to her being a mom
>"not looking for another strike, I want a homerun!"
>self description: "I don't know what to say but I believe in making my man happy, enjoying life and I love kids."
>has a bachelor's degree and is an educator

should I FO????

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