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Originally Posted By 1775: Double blow job. If the wife isn't in the mood can the sister consent? Does the sister have to consent all the time? Can only 1 tit be fondled and 1 ass cheek grabbed? Also, unrelated question... do they both get paid a salary since they both teach? They can't have different classes since they're literally joined at the hip. So many questions View Quote Do they file joint tax returns? |
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Originally Posted By nickforney
This subforum has filled up with a bunch of worthless fudds and I feel less and less that this is any kind of community I want to be a part of. |
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Originally Posted By TurtlesAlltheWayDown: Puts my “problems” into perspective. View Quote When you think about how everything has to be 'spot on' when we are conceived, it's a wonder we don't all have something wrong with us. I'll give them credit, they're working with what they've been given and aren't giving up. |
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One controls.the right and one controls the left.....man my problems insignificant compared
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I wish them the best, but this situation is like a Pirate with a Parrot that wont shut up.
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Who has the most Wins, Gravity or Darwin ?
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Did I just kill another thread?
We are in the middle of a Communist Revolution in the USA. There is no voting our way out of this. |
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1, 2
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A winner never quits, and a quitter never wins. Get comfortable being uncomfortable.
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I wonder if there is a 3rd wall or a double second?🤔🤔
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A winner never quits, and a quitter never wins. Get comfortable being uncomfortable.
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Originally Posted By Terriblis: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/551902/OIP1_jpg-3171306.JPG View Quote More like 1.5 or 1.25 |
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Crap Magnet Extraordinaire
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Hehehehe
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Not a day passes over the earth, but men and women of no note do great deeds, speak great words, and suffer noble sorrows. Charles Reade
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Chance your wife has a headache that day just doubled.
Sure a weird situation. |
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“It seems to be a law of nature, inflexible and inexorable, that those who will not risk cannot win.”
“I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast; for I intend to go in harm's way.” John Paul Jones |
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Originally Posted By EastRiverSD: Probably the only time in my life I'll use the pronouns they/them View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By EastRiverSD: Originally Posted By scottfire1957: You could easily find this out yourself. THEY did not simply appear last week ya know. Millions of words have been written about THEM. Probably the only time in my life I'll use the pronouns they/them God damn it, that's what I came here to say. |
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I wish them nothing but the best going forward. They are doing what they can to make the best of their situation they were born into. I hope they are really happy with their choice of husband.
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It's true no matter who you are, the worst thing you can do for someone is give them something for nothing. - 3rdpig
Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Heinlein |
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Originally Posted By TheLookingGlass: I pray to Jesus they get an only fans one day. That is the one only fans I would actually pay for. View Quote Just to let you know, you are praying to the wrong Deity for that. Try the one that was kicked out of Heaven instead to more closely match your desires. |
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It's true no matter who you are, the worst thing you can do for someone is give them something for nothing. - 3rdpig
Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Heinlein |
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On Wednesdays we wear steel.
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Don't piss off old people. The older we get, the less "Life in Prison" is a deterrent.
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Originally Posted By Iowaredneck: Do they file joint tax returns? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Iowaredneck: Originally Posted By 1775: Double blow job. If the wife isn't in the mood can the sister consent? Does the sister have to consent all the time? Can only 1 tit be fondled and 1 ass cheek grabbed? Also, unrelated question... do they both get paid a salary since they both teach? They can't have different classes since they're literally joined at the hip. So many questions Do they file joint tax returns? Interestingly, their situation results in them paying less income tax. They both get paid at a reduced rate because they can only do the job of one person. So, they're making more money than a single person but paying less (joint) taxes than a single person. |
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"Moral principles do not depend on a majority vote. Wrong is wrong, even if everybody is wrong. Right is right, even if nobody is right.” - Fulton J. Sheen
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A winner never quits, and a quitter never wins. Get comfortable being uncomfortable.
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Chang and Eng, the famous 19th century "Siamese" twins, married and had many children:
In 1839, after a decade of financial success, the twins quit touring and settled near Mount Airy, North Carolina. They became American citizens, bought slaves, married local sisters, and fathered 21 children, several of whom accompanied them when they resumed touring. Chang and Eng's respective families lived in separate houses, where the twins took alternating three-day stays. After the Civil War, they lost part of their wealth and their slaves. Eng died hours after Chang at the age of 62. An autopsy revealed that their livers were fused in the ligament connecting their sternums. View Quote https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chang_and_Eng_Bunker Chang and Eng were the source of the term "Siamese twins". |
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"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."
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Originally Posted By DrMark: That's the part of the story that you find odd? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By DrMark: Originally Posted By PewPewPew1212: "The sisters are both teaching fifth grade in Minnesota." - Rachel Paula Abrahamson Seriously? That's the part of the story that you find odd? Attached File |
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“This warship is sinking, but I still believe in anchors.” - Listener, “Wooden Heart”
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Brings new definition to ettin her out
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China delenda est
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What happens when the one wants to be Trans? Do they both vote ?
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