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Posted: 3/9/2020 4:40:08 AM EDT
Good lord, hun, you've done so much good for the world. Just don't.
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/dolly-parton-playboy-cover-75-birthday "Well, I don't plan to retire," Parton told the outlet. "I just turned 74 and I plan to be on the cover of Playboy magazine again."
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Posted: 3/9/2020 4:49:14 AM EDT
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Hef would be rolling over in his grave. |
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Posted: 3/9/2020 4:50:15 AM EDT
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They stopped doing nudes a few years ago.
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Posted: 3/9/2020 5:01:52 AM EDT
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Don't care if they're 74, I still want to see them.
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Posted: 3/9/2020 5:11:30 AM EDT
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Don't care if they're 74, I still want to see them. |
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Posted: 3/9/2020 5:15:58 AM EDT
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They're real, and they're spectacular.
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Posted: 3/9/2020 5:16:51 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/9/2020 6:38:25 AM EDT
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Just flipped on “Steel Magnolias” a few weeks ago when I saw it on the guide.
Fuck I miss how hot she was! Now she looks like a bird. I still would though. |
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Posted: 3/9/2020 6:40:40 AM EDT
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Don't care if they're 74, I still want to see them. |
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Posted: 3/9/2020 6:41:15 AM EDT
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Depends.
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Posted: 3/9/2020 6:41:17 AM EDT
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Back in the 1970's a friend's Mother was a photog assistant in Manhattan for a well known photographer. They did a shoot with Dolly back then and she helped her change costumes. She had one comment about Dolly's boobs. She simply said that they were magnificent, truly magnificent.
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Posted: 3/9/2020 6:44:12 AM EDT
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Back in the 1970's a friend's Mother was a photog assistant in Manhattan for a well known photographer. They did a shoot with Dolly back then and she helped her change costumes. She had one comment about Dolly's boobs. She simply said that they were magnificent, truly magnificent. 
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Posted: 3/9/2020 6:46:05 AM EDT
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Don't care if they're 74, I still want to see them. |
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Posted: 3/9/2020 6:49:00 AM EDT
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Yep. I've been haunted since my youth. I need closure. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Don't care if they're 74, I still want to see them. |
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Posted: 3/9/2020 6:49:42 AM EDT
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The Guernz
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Posted: 3/9/2020 6:50:49 AM EDT
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They're real, and they're spectacular. |
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Posted: 3/9/2020 6:51:02 AM EDT
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I would enjoy seeing her naked.
But then again that’s my fetish |
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Posted: 3/9/2020 6:52:24 AM EDT
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Is this worse than the trans centerfold?
And Dolly, no, do you have a daughter, maybe offer her up, but no, that is in the past. |
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Posted: 3/9/2020 7:02:10 AM EDT
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Real Expensive.... She has bolt ons. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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They're real, and they're spectacular.  The only thing that needs to be natural us the lady parts on the bottom.
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Posted: 3/9/2020 7:04:34 AM EDT
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They stopped doing nudes a few years ago. But don't let that stop this thread. 
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Posted: 3/9/2020 7:04:59 AM EDT
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Don't care if they're 74, I still want to see them. |
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Posted: 3/9/2020 7:05:17 AM EDT
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My rule about plastic surgery bood. If I can touch 'em.... they're real enough to me. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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They're real, and they're spectacular.  
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Posted: 3/9/2020 7:05:22 AM EDT
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Real Expensive.... She has bolt ons. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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They're real, and they're spectacular. |
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Posted: 3/9/2020 7:07:46 AM EDT
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Always considered her husband the luckiest man in the world.
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Posted: 3/9/2020 7:07:57 AM EDT
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They stopped doing nudes a few years ago. Also Parton doing the cover =/= her being nude within the mag unless she intends to do that too.
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Posted: 3/9/2020 7:12:23 AM EDT
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They reverted back when sales tanked. They still went full sjw and had a tranny centerfold. Also Parton doing the cover =/= her being nude within the mag unless she intends to do that too.Quote HistoryQuoted:
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They stopped doing nudes a few years ago. Also Parton doing the cover =/= her being nude within the mag unless she intends to do that too.
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Posted: 3/9/2020 7:38:01 AM EDT
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Christy Brinkley maybe.
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Posted: 3/9/2020 7:38:02 AM EDT
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‘It would be such a hootER" Fixed it.
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Posted: 3/9/2020 7:45:27 AM EDT
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Relax boys. Photoshop has this.
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Posted: 3/9/2020 7:47:32 AM EDT
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Is Playboy still a thing?
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Posted: 3/9/2020 7:47:55 AM EDT
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They stopped doing nudes a few years ago. |
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Posted: 3/9/2020 8:00:44 AM EDT
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I still wonder if I could break her hip within the 30 seconds I'd last??
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Posted: 3/9/2020 8:05:27 AM EDT
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Fuck it... I'd look...
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Posted: 3/9/2020 8:06:55 AM EDT
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Is this worse than the trans centerfold? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hef would be rolling over in his grave.
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Posted: 3/9/2020 8:07:52 AM EDT
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Depends. |
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Posted: 3/9/2020 8:08:46 AM EDT
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It's not like anyone cares about playboy anymore anyways.
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Posted: 3/9/2020 8:10:00 AM EDT
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Don't care if they're 74, I still want to see them. 
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Posted: 3/9/2020 8:10:35 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: GTFO! They did THAT?!? 
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Posted: 3/9/2020 8:14:21 AM EDT
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Dolly likes to gull people.
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Posted: 3/9/2020 8:17:15 AM EDT
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It ain't your Daddy's Playboy anymore. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: GTFO! They did THAT?!? 
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Posted: 3/9/2020 8:18:46 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/9/2020 8:19:34 AM EDT
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It ain't your Daddy's Playboy anymore. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: GTFO! They did THAT?!? |
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Posted: 3/9/2020 8:19:36 AM EDT
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Meh, Dolly should have posed nude back in her prime...
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Posted: 3/9/2020 8:22:32 AM EDT
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Well, if the centerfold is to include her bosoms, it will only show from her feet to her knees these days.
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Posted: 3/9/2020 8:24:28 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/9/2020 8:27:06 AM EDT
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Nothing like them ole lady "floppers," eh? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Nothing like them ole lady "floppers," eh? |
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Posted: 3/9/2020 8:28:27 AM EDT
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Well, if the centerfold is to include her bosoms, it will only show from her feet to her knees these days. Quoted: Nothing like them ole lady "floppers," eh? Quoted: Especially when she lays on her back and they take up both sides of the bed. Kinda like a titty version of a T-1000 flowing to conform with the mattress. |
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Posted: 3/9/2020 8:30:23 AM EDT
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Don't care if they're 74, I still want to see them. |
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Posted: 3/9/2020 8:32:00 AM EDT
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It's the cover of the magazine, she will have a lot of support
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Posted: 3/9/2020 8:35:32 AM EDT
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Still require photographic proof Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Well, if the centerfold is to include her bosoms, it will only show from her feet to her knees these days. Quoted: Nothing like them ole lady "floppers," eh? Quoted: Especially when she lays on her back and they take up both sides of the bed. Kinda like a titty version of a T-1000 flowing to conform with the mattress. The supporting connective tissue breaks down. This is a scientific fact we're talking here. 
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Posted: 3/9/2020 8:36:22 AM EDT
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when celebrities start trying to remain relevant across multiple markets at a time in their life when they should exit the stage gracefully they become really annoying.
If she wants to wig split the dickme chicks while wearing a tube top that's something her fans have earned. |
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