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Posted: 11/29/2023 6:55:07 PM EST
I've always been fond of

Jive Ass Turkey.
VP
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 6:57:07 PM EST
[#1]
Bitches leave.

It works for so many things.
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:00:26 PM EST
[#2]
Take the money and run.
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:00:55 PM EST
[#3]
She's gone from suck to blow.
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:01:29 PM EST
[#4]
Go fuck yourself
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:01:57 PM EST
[#5]
I'd buy that for a dollar
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:03:14 PM EST
[#6]
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:03:49 PM EST
[#7]
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:03:52 PM EST
[#8]
Get fucked.
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:04:04 PM EST
[#9]
That's slicker than cum on a gold toof.
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:04:28 PM EST
[#10]
I use “oh for fuck sake” daily.
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:04:54 PM EST
[#11]
Stop it, you fuck stick.
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:05:08 PM EST
[#12]
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Same.
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:05:11 PM EST
[#13]
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:05:20 PM EST
[#14]
Silence is golden.

Also:

Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:05:45 PM EST
[#15]
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Same.
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Same.


...me too

Fucktard and window licker are some other favorites.
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:06:06 PM EST
[#16]
Piss off
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:06:13 PM EST
[#17]
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Yep

Also "aw what the fuck" probably 10 times a day.
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:07:56 PM EST
[#18]
Fresh out of fucks.

Long version:

Behold my field of fucks and see that it is barren.
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:08:18 PM EST
[#19]
“They can fuck straight off”

“Who gives two fucks”

When folks keep saying if this, or if that, I usually respond with “if, if , if. If my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle”
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:08:56 PM EST
[#20]
FAFO and “eat a bowl of dicks”
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:08:59 PM EST
[#21]
Nyet tovarisch.  That was my response to beggars in San Francisco.
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:09:17 PM EST
[#22]
We know you have a choice, and it looks like you made the wrong one. (South Park)

This time for sure! (Rocky and Bullwinkle)

That was fun. (Mike_314)
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:10:27 PM EST
[#23]
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But Duct tape is silver.
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:11:18 PM EST
[#24]
I’m bout red assed over it!
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:11:44 PM EST
[#25]
"Life's too short to drive boring cars" (I have this on a shirt)
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:12:44 PM EST
[#26]
Your mom likes it
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:12:59 PM EST
[#27]
"That ain't going anywhere!"
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:13:29 PM EST
[#28]
Two wrongs is just the beginning.
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:16:33 PM EST
[#29]
"Give them a rubber mallet and they could break an anvil."

My Dad's favorite:

Q: "What're you doing, Dad?"

A: "Sewing buttons on ice cream."

That always cracked me up as a kid.
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:16:48 PM EST
[#30]
Bitches be crazy
You can't make this shit up
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:17:40 PM EST
[#31]
"its one hundred and fuck you degrees outside."
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:18:54 PM EST
[#32]

Tu no eres mi mamá.

Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:20:18 PM EST
[#33]
When someone speaks to me in a condescending tone explaining the painfully obvious, I blankly stare at them and say, "I'm only mildly retarded."
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:20:26 PM EST
[#34]
It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear...
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:20:44 PM EST
[#35]




Any and every use of Cunt:

Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:20:52 PM EST
[#36]
Well, dip my balls in sweet cream and squat me down in a kitchen full of kittens.
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:22:36 PM EST
[#37]
Oh my days.

Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:23:12 PM EST
[#38]
That's going to leave a mark.

That right there is like a ruby in a goat's ass.
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:25:04 PM EST
[#39]
Harder than woodpecker lips.
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:26:01 PM EST
[#40]
I don't feel tardy
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:26:14 PM EST
[#41]
Goody gumdrops
I gotta piss like a race horse
Aim high in life, but watch out for flying boxes
Bongalistemaehl (that you Eddy Vedder into song lyrics when you don't know them)
Then I'll sometimes just blab out random crap, like someone will ask a question and I'll just go "because you were butt-fucking a monkey on the side of the highway."
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:27:13 PM EST
[#42]
Im NO tourist (Rambo 3) if you didn't know.
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:29:01 PM EST
[#43]
You use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:29:41 PM EST
[#44]
Well that was unfortunate.


An often used phrase in my life.
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:30:25 PM EST
[#45]
Suck my big, black dick!
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:30:48 PM EST
[#46]
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I prefer "bitches, come"
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:35:08 PM EST
[#47]
Fucked up as a football bat
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:38:19 PM EST
[#48]
I use one for a few folks in the company I work for and even one on my team, "I wonder how they find their way to work in the morning"?
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:40:19 PM EST
[#49]
I'm not saying your're stupid - you're just unlucky at thinking.
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 7:42:08 PM EST
[#50]
Calling someone a Cum Dumpster. No upside.
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