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Posted: 11/29/2023 7:55:07 PM EDT

I've always been fond of

Jive Ass Turkey.

Posted: 11/29/2023 7:57:07 PM EDT

[#1]

Bitches leave.

It works for so many things.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:00:26 PM EDT

[#2]

Take the money and run.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:00:55 PM EDT

[#3]

She's gone from suck to blow.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:01:29 PM EDT

[#4]

Go fuck yourself

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:01:57 PM EDT

[#5]

I'd buy that for a dollar

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:03:14 PM EDT

[#6]

"that'll make a turd"

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:03:49 PM EDT

[#7]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:03:52 PM EDT

[#8]

Get fucked.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:04:04 PM EDT

[#9]

That's slicker than cum on a gold toof.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:04:28 PM EDT

[#10]

I use “oh for fuck sake” daily.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:04:54 PM EDT

[#11]

Stop it, you fuck stick.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:05:08 PM EDT

[#12]

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Same.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:05:11 PM EDT

[#13]

Beauty is only a light switch away.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:05:20 PM EDT

[#14]

Silence is golden.

Also:

Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:05:45 PM EDT

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I use “oh for fuck sake” daily.

Same.

...me too

Fucktard and window licker are some other favorites.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:06:06 PM EDT

[#16]

Piss off

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:06:13 PM EDT

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Yep

Also "aw what the fuck" probably 10 times a day.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:07:56 PM EDT

[#18]

Fresh out of fucks.

Long version:

Behold my field of fucks and see that it is barren.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:08:18 PM EDT

[#19]

“They can fuck straight off”

“Who gives two fucks”

When folks keep saying if this, or if that, I usually respond with “if, if , if. If my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle”

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:08:56 PM EDT

[#20]

FAFO and “eat a bowl of dicks”

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:08:59 PM EDT

[#21]

Nyet tovarisch. That was my response to beggars in San Francisco.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:09:17 PM EDT

[#22]

We know you have a choice, and it looks like you made the wrong one. (South Park)

This time for sure! (Rocky and Bullwinkle)

That was fun. (Mike_314)

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:10:27 PM EDT

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But Duct tape is silver.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:11:18 PM EDT

[#24]

I’m bout red assed over it!

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:11:44 PM EDT

[#25]

"Life's too short to drive boring cars" (I have this on a shirt)

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:12:44 PM EDT

[#26]

Your mom likes it

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:12:59 PM EDT

[#27]

"That ain't going anywhere!"

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:13:29 PM EDT

[#28]

Two wrongs is just the beginning.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:16:33 PM EDT

[#29]

"Give them a rubber mallet and they could break an anvil."

My Dad's favorite:

Q: "What're you doing, Dad?"

A: "Sewing buttons on ice cream."

That always cracked me up as a kid.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:16:48 PM EDT

[#30]

Bitches be crazy
You can't make this shit up

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:17:40 PM EDT

[#31]

"its one hundred and fuck you degrees outside."

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:18:54 PM EDT

[#32]

Tu no eres mi mamá.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:20:18 PM EDT

[#33]

When someone speaks to me in a condescending tone explaining the painfully obvious, I blankly stare at them and say, "I'm only mildly retarded."

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:20:26 PM EDT

[#34]

It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear...

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:20:44 PM EDT

[#35]

Any and every use of Cunt:

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:20:52 PM EDT

[#36]

Well, dip my balls in sweet cream and squat me down in a kitchen full of kittens.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:22:36 PM EDT

[#37]

Oh my days.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:23:12 PM EDT

[#38]

That's going to leave a mark.

That right there is like a ruby in a goat's ass.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:25:04 PM EDT

[#39]

Harder than woodpecker lips.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:26:01 PM EDT

[#40]

I don't feel tardy

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:26:14 PM EDT

[#41]

Goody gumdrops
I gotta piss like a race horse
Aim high in life, but watch out for flying boxes
Bongalistemaehl (that you Eddy Vedder into song lyrics when you don't know them)
Then I'll sometimes just blab out random crap, like someone will ask a question and I'll just go "because you were butt-fucking a monkey on the side of the highway."

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:27:13 PM EDT

[#42]

Im NO tourist (Rambo 3) if you didn't know.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:29:01 PM EDT

[#43]

You use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:29:41 PM EDT

[#44]

Well that was unfortunate.

An often used phrase in my life.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:30:25 PM EDT

[#45]

Suck my big, black dick!

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:30:48 PM EDT

[#46]

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Bitches leave.

It works for so many things.

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I prefer "bitches, come"

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:35:08 PM EDT

[#47]

Fucked up as a football bat

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:38:19 PM EDT

[#48]

I use one for a few folks in the company I work for and even one on my team, "I wonder how they find their way to work in the morning"?

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:40:19 PM EDT

[#49]

I'm not saying your're stupid - you're just unlucky at thinking.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:42:08 PM EDT

[#50]

Calling someone a Cum Dumpster. No upside.

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