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Posted: 7/30/2023 9:48:17 AM EDT
Photos: Obama Emerges With A Bruised Eye And Bandaged Fingers Days After The Mysterious Death Of His Personal Chef

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Former President Barack Obama has been pictured hitting the links. In contrast, former first lady Michelle Obama played some tennis near their Martha's Vineyard estate, for the first time since the death of their beloved sous chef.

The couple said they are mourning the loss of their chef Tafari Campbell, who tragically drowned after falling off his paddle board on Edgartown's Great Pond near the Obamas' summer property on Sunday.

Since then, Barack, 61, and Michelle, who were not home at the time of the accident, have been keeping a low profile as they continue their annual family summer vacation at the idyllic summer colony.

Dressed in a green polo shirt and white shorts, Barack Obama was seen engaged in a round of golf at the exclusive Vineyard Golf Club. The former president, noticeably bearing bandaged fingers, which causes speculations online.
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I don't think Obama was the one who killed him. Looking at the chief I think he was in way better shape and way younger.

But something strange happened there...

https://defiantamerica.com/photos-obama-emerges-with-a-bruised-eye-and-bandaged-fingers-days-after-the-mysterious-death-of-his-personal-chef/
Link Posted: 7/30/2023 9:50:13 AM EDT
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DoggoDaddy strikes again.
Link Posted: 7/30/2023 9:51:32 AM EDT
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Holding someone underwater causes them to flail and you could get hurt as well.
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Taping your fingers is a thing on your non glove hand while golfing.

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No means no bro
Link Posted: 7/30/2023 9:52:48 AM EDT
[#5]
Michael whooped his ass for letting the chef see his dick. Wookie strength
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Taping your fingers is a thing on your non glove hand while golfing.

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Yup golfers have also been known to give themselves black eyes to help with performance.
Link Posted: 7/30/2023 9:55:13 AM EDT
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The cook got caught  soaking Michele’s sausage!

The original sausage king of Chicago could not let that go!
Link Posted: 7/30/2023 9:55:50 AM EDT
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That fucker didn't hold anyone underwater. He couldn't drown a kitten.
Link Posted: 7/30/2023 9:56:17 AM EDT
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I guess like football players, but that have markers.
Link Posted: 7/30/2023 9:56:31 AM EDT
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Holy shit does that site have AIDS.

I think they need more pop-ups.
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@intheburbs

Pc: Brave browser with ublock origin

Android: Firefox browser with ublock origin

iOS: suffering and torment for an eternity.
Link Posted: 7/30/2023 10:01:51 AM EDT
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I think he played a trick on Mike O the sasquatch with some Jack's Links Beef Jerky and Mike threw him in to the water.
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Michael kicked his ass.
Link Posted: 7/30/2023 10:03:45 AM EDT
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The police reported that someone was paddlebording with the deceased chef, but did not identify them.  They did say it was not Barack, Michele or their children.  I've seen a few conspiracy theories that it was Sasha, who was home at the time.
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He looks like Chubbs from Happy Gilmore.
Link Posted: 7/30/2023 10:08:08 AM EDT
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First they weren't there
Then they were there
Then the water was 8 feet deep
Now it's 3 feet deep
Then there was another paddle boarder
Still another paddle boarder, unnamed
First the call came from down the road
Then it came from their residence

Anyone who doesn't question the tomfuckery in this whole affair lays awake at night hoping for a chance to suck Michelle's dick.
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Big mike got angry...
Link Posted: 7/30/2023 10:12:34 AM EDT
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He couldn't hold a turtle underwater.
Link Posted: 7/30/2023 10:13:19 AM EDT
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SpammoDaddy bringing you those shady source links to make that spamming cash!
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Yup golfers have also been known to give themselves black eyes to help with performance.
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Taping your fingers is a thing on your non glove hand while golfing.

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Yup golfers have also been known to give themselves black eyes to help with performance.


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Link Posted: 7/30/2023 10:14:31 AM EDT
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Honestly, the taped fingers is a golf thing and the black eye is just from adrenochrome drinking. So many celebs and politicians have showed up with black eyes, it's normal
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Hammermill thread
Link Posted: 7/30/2023 10:59:17 AM EDT
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Michelle killed the chef and then roughed up FBO when he didn't fix supper.
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cuts down on glare.
Link Posted: 7/30/2023 11:02:48 AM EDT
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Michael whooped his ass for letting the chef see his dick. Wookie strength
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Michelle caught Barrack sucking off the chef.
Link Posted: 7/30/2023 11:05:41 AM EDT
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Fbho
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On the next episode.....

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Bet they had words but I wouldn't credit Bathhouse Barry with delivering the fatal blow.  Could be Big Mike. He's got the upper body strength.

I wonder what the Secret Service says?  Oh wait, they're the same bozos who can't figured out that the #1 (surviving son) forgot his nose candy in the Whine Haus.
Link Posted: 7/30/2023 11:09:36 AM EDT
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Michelle caught Barrack sucking off the chef.
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Michelle caught Barrack sucking off the chef.

Not sure who Michelle is, I only know of Michael, baracks tranny "wife"
Link Posted: 7/30/2023 11:12:19 AM EDT
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The Chef knew something because Obama told him.  Chef got killed and Obama was given a "reminder."
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Not sure who Michelle is, I only know of Michael, baracks tranny "wife"
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Michelle caught Barrack sucking off the chef.

Not sure who Michelle is, I only know of Michael, baracks tranny "wife"

Same, same.
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My first thought, when I saw the chef's pic, was that FBO wouldn't want his girls dating a black guy.
Link Posted: 7/30/2023 11:17:57 AM EDT
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Somebody didn't let Big Mike win.

Link Posted: 7/30/2023 11:18:54 AM EDT
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He found their human skin suits hanging up as they were out frolicking in the water after dark in their lizard forms.  They couldn't let that get out.
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I can believe this.
Link Posted: 7/30/2023 11:20:42 AM EDT
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Yup golfers have also been known to give themselves black eyes to help with performance.
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Taping your fingers is a thing on your non glove hand while golfing.

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Yup golfers have also been known to give themselves black eyes to help with performance.


Maybe he didn’t have eye black handy.

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Link Posted: 7/30/2023 11:20:45 AM EDT
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Mikie took exception with his dalliances with the chef.
Link Posted: 7/30/2023 11:24:10 AM EDT
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He's also wearing a glove on his other hand, probably to hide the missing finger he sacrificed to Pelosi.
Link Posted: 7/30/2023 11:27:21 AM EDT
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LOL.

Tape on the non-glove hand. It happens.

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I don’t know about the black eye but I do know golfers sometimes tape their fingers.

Older pic of FBHO. Same fingers and tape location.

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DoggoDaddy strikes again.
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The cancer that is killing ar15.com.
Link Posted: 7/30/2023 11:32:16 AM EDT
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The Chef knew something because Obama told him.  Chef got killed and Obama was given a "reminder."
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This is probably the most correct take so far.
Link Posted: 7/30/2023 11:42:00 AM EDT
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Even if he did kill him...........you really think they are going to touch the magic negro...!!!!!!
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His right leg looks very jacked up also.

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