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Posted: 2/25/2019 10:01:05 PM EDT
First time I've ever donated blood,  it went well. I'm Donating mostly because of higher Hemoglobin with TRT.

Well I was feeling great afterwards shopping at Costco, got home  and decided to do the deed with the wife. Well about 20 minutes in I woke up on the floor of the bedroom with the worst headache ever. I legit thought I was stroking out. It took me almost 10 minutes to get my ass up and back in the saddle to finish my job. Shit was not enjoyable but I made it happen.

And just because I cannot look weak in front of the wife,I went ahead and knocked out round 2 30 minutes after round 1.

Consider this your warning.

TLDR: Don't Have Sex after donating blood. And No pics of wife.

ETA:That is all

Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:02:53 PM EDT
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She wasn’t curious or concerned why you were passed out on the floor?
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:03:21 PM EDT
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OP got the magic stick
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:04:04 PM EDT
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I rost.  

This
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:04:23 PM EDT
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FPNI

Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:04:55 PM EDT
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You sure that's not 2 minutes in?
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:05:17 PM EDT
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Well...she was leaning over the bed asking if I was ok and wanted water.If I was stroking for real I don't think I would have been able to make it to the hospital for TPA in time

Maybe she thought it was just a bomb ass nut and I fell off the bed I dunno.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:06:03 PM EDT
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While the first post in such a thread should be demanding pics, this is a solid response.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:06:07 PM EDT
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It's a chance I'm willing to take.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:06:14 PM EDT
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Le Petit Mort, or more likely

Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:06:16 PM EDT
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First time I've ever donated blood,  it went well. I'm Donating mostly because of higher Hemoglobin with TRT.

Well I was feeling great afterwards shopping at Costco, got home  and decided to do the deed with the wife. Well about 20 minutes in I woke up on the floor of the bedroom with the worst headache ever. I legit thought I was stroking out. It took me almost 10 minutes to get my ass up and back in the saddle to finish my job. Shit was not enjoyable but I made it happen.

And just because I cannot look weak in front of the wife,I went ahead and knocked out round 2 30 minutes after round 1.

Consider this your warning.

TLDR: Don't Have Sex after donating blood. And No pics of wife.

ETA:That is all

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any other questions? sure, have you accepted the fact that kia is your automotive lord and savior?

i kid
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:06:58 PM EDT
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It must not feel any different to her when he is in her or out of her.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:07:30 PM EDT
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I've never had a bad reaction from it.  I donated blood then went straight to work hauling 3" rigid conduit up 10 flights of stairs for a couple hours straight without an issue.

My wife, on the other hand, gets absolutely destroyed from it.  She's the one sitting in the chair for 30 minutes after with a cookie in one hand and juice box in the other.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:07:47 PM EDT
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So the moral of the story is don't give blood ?  
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:07:54 PM EDT
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And his kickstand is too short to keep him from rolling out of bed!
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:09:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:11:31 PM EDT
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OP passed out 3 minutes in and his wife didn't think anything was out of the ordinary.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:11:31 PM EDT
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I do remember hitting it doggy style, and this massive headache coming on amazingly fast. Figured I'd power through it. Last thing I remembered....
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:12:35 PM EDT
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Why?  Are you curious when you're asleep?
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:12:35 PM EDT
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True story bro.

No need to lie about getting laid, especially passing out like a bitch.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:15:22 PM EDT
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"Goddamit! Get your ass back up here and finish!"
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:15:28 PM EDT
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That's how I see it
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:16:48 PM EDT
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Not really. He probably faints all the time.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:24:41 PM EDT
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She was probably stretching it out with a huge black dildo and OP passed out from an anxiety attack because she wouldn't let him watch.  
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:27:04 PM EDT
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Yeah, but did you get free orange juice?
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:27:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:27:49 PM EDT
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Lol I did get free orange juice
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:28:13 PM EDT
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Narrator voice: He didnt power through it..
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:30:25 PM EDT
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Sometimes I get a real bad headache during vigorous exercise. Lasts for awhile after.
Wonder if i'm close to passing out?
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:30:47 PM EDT
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She was probably stretching it out with a huge black dildo and OP passed out from an anxiety attack because she wouldn't let him watch.  
Posted just to provide some Tunes for this Shit show!!
Can't fix'd the pix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J06yQb4lbPk
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:30:51 PM EDT
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Since there's no pics we'll just assume the wife is one of the Somali imports from the Twin Falls area.....

So you're banging Utmalli-sh' from behind and you pass out for 10 minutes on the floor and she just looks at you? No concern? No trying to figure out if you're ok?

Hmmmm.....

Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:31:19 PM EDT
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This guy is my spirit animal lol
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:31:36 PM EDT
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8 seconds in and the OP passes out
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:35:46 PM EDT
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And then “Are we done yet?” followed by “I’m going into the kitchen, you want anything?”
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:36:13 PM EDT
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Yeah, nope.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:37:17 PM EDT
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 Follow up question OP. Did she even realize you had ceased operations?
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:39:24 PM EDT
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Inflatable wives don't tend to be very inquisitive or talkative.  A major selling point.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:40:54 PM EDT
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Lol

this thread is hilarious I'm happy my life fails can be used to brighten someone's day
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:43:02 PM EDT
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So don’t engage in a strenuous activity requiring a lot of blood that specifically isolates a large volume of blood after significantly reducing the amount of blood I have? Thanks for the heads up.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:43:41 PM EDT
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Use this as a life lesson. Always let her cowgirl and/or reverse cowgirl. Makes life easier.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:43:48 PM EDT
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Dude has sex and couldn't get it up.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:44:23 PM EDT
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How much fucking blood did you give?

I weighed about eight pounds as a skinny-ass teenager, and lost my virginity the same day I gave blood. I did not pass out.

You may have something else going on.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:45:39 PM EDT
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Well...she was leaning over the bed asking if I was ok and wanted water.If I was stroking for real I don't think I would have been able to make it to the hospital for TPA in time

Maybe she thought it was just a bomb ass nut and I fell off the bed I dunno.
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She wasn't curious or concerned why you were passed out on the floor?
Well...she was leaning over the bed asking if I was ok and wanted water.If I was stroking for real I don't think I would have been able to make it to the hospital for TPA in time

Maybe she thought it was just a bomb ass nut and I fell off the bed I dunno.
“I doubt it”

Sternly,
Texas trash dump alley man
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:45:58 PM EDT
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Lol
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I've never had a bad reaction from it.  I donated blood then went straight to work hauling 3" rigid conduit up 10 flights of stairs for a couple hours straight without an issue.

My wife, on the other hand, gets absolutely destroyed from it.  She's the one sitting in the chair for 30 minutes after with a cookie in one hand and juice box in the other.
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Pics of juice box?
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:49:33 PM EDT
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it's the new version of auto erotic asphyxiation.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:51:58 PM EDT
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i kid
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funny
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:54:38 PM EDT
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She was probably stretching it out with a huge black dildo and OP passed out from an anxiety attack because she wouldn't let him watch.  
If OP passed out, it was likely because she was using the huge black dildo to stretch OP out.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:58:16 PM EDT
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Probably, most people vastly overestimate the amount of time they have sex due to the one track focus on the act.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 11:02:06 PM EDT
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How much fucking blood did you give?

I weighed about eight pounds as a skinny-ass teenager, and lost my virginity the same day I gave blood. I did not pass out.

You may have something else going on.
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