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Link Posted: 9/10/2023 12:32:46 AM EDT
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I don't see a single spice on any of these last three images.

So yeah, I'm going with bland.
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 12:38:17 AM EDT
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op showed pics of food that looks like it needs a shit ton of salt and pepper
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 12:43:38 AM EDT
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You say they don't do spices, the first pic you show has pepper on the eggs

If they didn't do that, you did, which proves that it is indeed bland

Edit: that bacon looks like microwaved turkey jerky
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 12:45:51 AM EDT
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This wonderful braised ox cheek that I had in Edinburgh was completely flavorless. I don't normally photograph food but I did this because I couldn't believe how lacking in flavor it was.

https://i.postimg.cc/RZBkK9MC/img-1-1689394904834.webp

My brit friend hypothesizes that Americans have becomes so used to so much salt in our food that elsewhere seems flavorless.
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Americans do use too much salt and we think a lack of peppers (heat) means no spice.  There are a ton of spices in English food, they just aren’t all salt and pepper…
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 12:46:53 AM EDT
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Thorazine thread
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 12:57:04 AM EDT
[#6]
In heaven:
The chefs are Italian
The police are English
The engineers are German

In hell:
The chefs are English
The police are German
The engineers are Italian
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 12:57:36 AM EDT
[#7]
No one ever-

We should go out to a nice British restaurant for dinner!
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 12:58:07 AM EDT
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But nachos and cheese whiz at a sporting event is somehow better????
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 1:09:25 AM EDT
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British food is dogshit.

Every time I've been with UK troops in the US they want to eat at Texas Roadhouse every day.
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 1:12:33 AM EDT
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I’ve been to mainland Europe and it’s the same.

Link Posted: 9/10/2023 1:13:37 AM EDT
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That looks bland and nasty, especially with the beans in pissy shit water from a can that they pour on everything.

They even pour beans on pizza.

Link Posted: 9/10/2023 1:21:13 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/10/2023 1:22:51 AM EDT
[#13]
FadedSun is using reverse psychology on yall. As usual.
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 1:23:44 AM EDT
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British have good hangover food.

Hearty, greasy, but no overwhelming flavors to upset the boose-ravaged stomach.

So yes, bland is the standard.
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 1:25:12 AM EDT
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England conquered the entire goddamn world in the search for spices, then failed to use any of them.




Wrong.

They conquered the entire known world for money.

They didn't give a single solitary fuck about how they made that money.
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 1:36:27 AM EDT
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Pretty ironic.  The country literally controlled the spice trade world fucking wide but the odds of finding a British cook that knows fuck all about spices is nearly zero.  

When you understand that salt, and by extension, MSG are flavor enhancers it’s easy to know why the food in the USA has more flavor.  Another thing to remember is when eating airplane food it has tons more sodium than any restaurant because they are fighting with the fact your taste buds don’t work the same at the higher altitude.  

Link Posted: 9/10/2023 1:50:12 AM EDT
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Looks like pictures of food from a nursing home brochure.
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 1:54:33 AM EDT
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FadedSun is using reverse psychology on yall. As usual.
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Everything ShadedBum says is like a poof of wind-driven popcorn fart, psychology be damned.
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 2:00:38 AM EDT
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This wonderful braised ox cheek that I had in Edinburgh was completely flavorless. I don't normally photograph food but I did this because I couldn't believe how lacking in flavor it was.

https://i.postimg.cc/RZBkK9MC/img-1-1689394904834.webp

My brit friend hypothesizes that Americans have becomes so used to so much salt in our food that elsewhere seems flavorless.
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Disagree with blaming it on salt!

We are lucky in the fact that, we have been improving on bland British food, for centuries now!
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 2:02:37 AM EDT
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That looks bland and nasty, especially with the beans in pissy shit water from a can that they pour on everything.

They even pour beans on pizza.

https://i.imgur.com/LRzJdMa.jpg
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British folk aren’t the only ones who put stupid stuff on pizza.

Allow me to introduce you to Ohio
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 2:09:13 AM EDT
[#21]
But how does this affect Ukraine???
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 2:10:40 AM EDT
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You’re just not looking at it right.

Every nation has a “signature” dish and how they prepare the majority of their foods. The folks in the UK, being primarily island farmers and livestock herders don’t do spices (there’s takeaway for that). It’s all primarily cooked in gravy or other sauce (the spiciest
Being mint sauce served with lamb).

English food is delicious and to proclaim its bland is ignorant.

https://i.postimg.cc/hPMVCsjH/IMG-5093.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/N02Tjw4c/IMG-5099.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/T1Jnvqc5/IMG-5100.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/4ygp0FpT/IMG-5101.jpg

It’s not bland at all. You just need to open
Your horizons.

End rant

Side note: some of the best restaurants in the world are in London.

And yes, they serve French food
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Where'd the china come from?
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 2:18:20 AM EDT
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Yeah, virtually the entire professional culinary world disagrees with that sentiment.  And anyone else with a palate.
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 2:20:33 AM EDT
[#24]
Not going as expected
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 2:26:53 AM EDT
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Aside from the mashed potatoes, that shit looks like it's pretty bland. Those beans don't look good, and they're on top of an egg?
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 2:34:13 AM EDT
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Great question.

No clue
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 2:38:52 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/10/2023 2:46:23 AM EDT
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Pasties are good stuff. So are fish and chips. That's pretty much my only experience with English food (not counting "American" food that has its roots in English cuisine).

Oh, and English muffins aren't bad either.

Link Posted: 9/10/2023 2:47:18 AM EDT
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In the whole of the history of human consciousness, never has a personal opinion been wrong, but yours just was, OP
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 2:50:17 AM EDT
[#30]
I love me a full English with Marmite or Vegemite
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Beans in tomato sauce with cheddar on toast is also decent.
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 2:51:19 AM EDT
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Can we have kippers for breakfast, mummy dear, mummy dear.
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 3:09:39 AM EDT
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Fish and chips are excellent.  Other than that, not a fan.
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How can anyone not like roast beef and Yorkshire pudding?

Or bangers and mash

Or Cornish pasties?

Or sausage rolls?
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 3:20:38 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/10/2023 3:21:40 AM EDT
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The folks in the UK, being primarily island farmers and livestock herders don’t do spices
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Wtf was their entire empire for then? Taking spices and giving them to other people?
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 3:36:19 AM EDT
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How can anyone not like roast beef and Yorkshire pudding?

Or bangers and mash

Or Cornish pasties?

Or sausage rolls?
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Stop, I’m hungry now
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 3:37:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/10/2023 5:25:19 AM EDT
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It's been just shy of 40 years since I spent about a month there.

I had some really tasty stuff that has stuck in my mind ever since. So many great curries and other Indian food, great Italian from places where only one or two people working there could communicate with the customers, those kinds of things.

Otherwise, it's where I learned to ask for ketchup to make the beans edible in the signature English breakfast and to look upon the pickle in country pub Ploughman's Lunch with suspicion. Some of those things were far from bland.
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 5:28:40 AM EDT
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OP, do you have any positions that aren't completely wrong?
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 5:54:25 AM EDT
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The Brits boil meat for Chrissake.

Sane people don't do that shit.
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Sous vide?
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 6:01:05 AM EDT
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I don't recognise any of the horrible shit on these pages.
Honestly, the nearer to London you are, the shit tier the food is, and always has been.
I'm off to my local pub for Sunday lunch and a few pints.
Here's the menu.
https://www.chefandbrewer.com/pubs/lancashire/spread-eagle/menu
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 6:02:45 AM EDT
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The Germans should have dropped cookbooks

And you should drop that American flag from your avatar ukrbro
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 6:27:48 AM EDT
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Pretty ironic.  The country literally controlled the spice trade world fucking wide but the odds of finding a British cook that knows fuck all about spices is nearly zero.  

When you understand that salt, and by extension, MSG are flavor enhancers it’s easy to know why the food in the USA has more flavor.  Another thing to remember is when eating airplane food it has tons more sodium than any restaurant because they are fighting with the fact your taste buds don’t work the same at the higher altitude.  

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It's not that different from what we all eat around Thanksgjving... most "traditional" American food is bland too.


Link Posted: 9/10/2023 6:28:54 AM EDT
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That looks bland and nasty, especially with the beans in pissy shit water from a can that they pour on everything.

They even pour beans on pizza.

https://i.imgur.com/LRzJdMa.jpg
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Better than pineapple
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 6:29:05 AM EDT
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Yeah, virtually the entire professional culinary world disagrees with that sentiment.  And anyone else with a palate.
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Ironic then that by size the UK has far more Michelin stars than the US.

Link Posted: 9/10/2023 6:51:29 AM EDT
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Why do they put beans on their eggs?

Never have understood that one.
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 7:55:21 AM EDT
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OP said that's because they were farmers that lived on an island and couldn't afford salt and pepper
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News flash - islands are surrounded by salt.  You just have to boil off the water.
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 8:00:22 AM EDT
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There are a million Chinese take out places in the US.

The are a million pizza and hoagie take out places in the US.

There are plenty of other ethnic food take out places in the US.

AFAIK there are few if any British food take out places.

Arthur Treachers was popular for a while,  but I have no idea how it compared to a real British fish and chip place.
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Yep, Brit food is bleh. Now meat pies in Scotland can be very good.
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 8:37:22 AM EDT
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They built an empire that circled the globe to control the flow of spices yet, none of them seems to have made it to the home island…

ETA: Beat by the last post on Page 1.
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 8:41:20 AM EDT
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That all looks fucken terrible
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Ayup
Link Posted: 9/10/2023 8:49:03 AM EDT
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Ironic then that by size the UK has far more Michelin stars than the US.

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Yeah, virtually the entire professional culinary world disagrees with that sentiment.  And anyone else with a palate.


Ironic then that by size the UK has far more Michelin stars than the US.


But not for Brit food.
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