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Posted: 1/23/2021 4:05:51 PM EDT

That's amazing it can show my resume to Perspective employers and my car is white because I'm wacist too

Posted: 1/23/2021 4:08:40 PM EDT

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My steering wheel has alcantera. What is it like to be poor?

Posted: 1/23/2021 4:10:07 PM EDT

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Pretty sure thats the cruise control ya wanker

Posted: 1/23/2021 4:11:03 PM EDT

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0/10

Posted: 1/23/2021 4:13:42 PM EDT

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Attached File

Posted: 1/23/2021 4:14:24 PM EDT

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Op is the guy speeding up and slowing down 10mph every minute on the freeway.

Posted: 1/23/2021 4:17:18 PM EDT

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they made a spelling error.

Posted: 1/23/2021 4:23:42 PM EDT

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Company car, no choice in options

Posted: 1/23/2021 4:24:39 PM EDT

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I raffed.

That was a good dad joke

Posted: 1/23/2021 4:24:48 PM EDT

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You should return it, OP. They mistakenly fit it with a turn signal switch

Posted: 1/23/2021 4:28:13 PM EDT

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Well played sir

Posted: 1/23/2021 4:29:10 PM EDT

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If you own an 8 series you get an eggshell business card (with watermark) feature.

Posted: 1/23/2021 4:35:15 PM EDT

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That's not a BMW. It has a turn signal stalk.

Posted: 1/23/2021 4:36:26 PM EDT

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Must be why I saw one with the plate “job ofr”

Posted: 1/23/2021 4:40:17 PM EDT

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Company car has a built in job application feature. What a mindfuck.

Posted: 1/23/2021 4:43:50 PM EDT

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That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail.

Posted: 1/23/2021 4:45:53 PM EDT

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Alcantara is cheap

Posted: 1/23/2021 4:45:56 PM EDT

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But is the lettering going to be Silian Rail?

Posted: 1/23/2021 4:51:12 PM EDT

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Alcantara is cheap

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Alcantara is cheap

Boom headshot

Posted: 1/23/2021 4:52:23 PM EDT

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Alcantara is cheap

Also a pain to keep clean

Posted: 1/23/2021 4:54:02 PM EDT

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i didn't know, i would love an M8 someday, i had a 650 grande coupe before too

Posted: 1/23/2021 4:57:01 PM EDT

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And kia’s are high end? I remember your “I don’t make a lot of money” threads a couple years ago. Keep it moving bud

Posted: 1/23/2021 5:08:51 PM EDT

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You talking to me?

Just saying that Alcantara is cheap

No really, its like 70% polyester

I find it quite uncomfortable too but thats just me

Posted: 1/23/2021 5:09:33 PM EDT

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Do you have power of attorney? You gotta have power of attorney. Power of attorney is sooo much easier than standard.

Posted: 1/23/2021 5:10:50 PM EDT

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That is fair. Well they put it on high end cars? At least VW does on lambo’s and Audi RS models. I cover my steering wheel with a $20 Amazon cover anyway.

Posted: 1/23/2021 5:15:14 PM EDT

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Alcantara? What’s it like to hold on to sandpaper after a couple of years? Or do you just like the look of fast without ever driving it?

Posted: 1/23/2021 5:15:36 PM EDT

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That is fair. Well they put it on high end cars? At least VW does on lambo’s and Audi RS models. I cover my steering wheel with a $20 Amazon cover anyway.

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Why do they use it in high end stuff?

2 big reasons

One is that it is quite durable and two it is super ... tacky? I mean in the texture since, your grip is assured with it, your hands just will not slip, which is why it has been a main stay for racing steering wheels and seats for 3 decades now

Posted: 1/23/2021 5:19:51 PM EDT

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I have a personal driver. What’s it like to be poor?

Posted: 1/23/2021 5:22:12 PM EDT

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What model?

I’m sure UK market ones have a “CV” button on the other side of the wheel, instead.

Posted: 1/23/2021 5:22:24 PM EDT

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I guess they know a BMW driver is always on the job hunt because they make poor choices. I dunno

Posted: 1/23/2021 5:22:26 PM EDT

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Is:

"Hooked on Phonics worked for me" still a thing?

Speed

Posted: 1/23/2021 5:28:09 PM EDT

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I had a 640 coupe. Beautiful car.

Been sort of looking at the M8 as well. Guess it's the replacement for the M6. All the reviews say the gran coupe is actually a nicer looking car than the coupe - something about an odd body line on the two door. I'm withholding judgment until I see the coupe in person, 'cause I really don't want (or need) a four door sedan, even if it does turn 600hp.

Looks pretty damn nice to me. Now they just need a manual tranmission...

Posted: 1/23/2021 5:33:03 PM EDT

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That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail.

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If you own an 8 series you get an eggshell business card (with watermark) feature.

That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail.

Posted: 1/23/2021 5:34:29 PM EDT

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i didn't know, i would love an M8 someday, i had a 650 grande coupe before too

M8 Comp
Very nice!

Posted: 1/23/2021 5:37:52 PM EDT

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So did my old 93 Acura RL OP....

Posted: 1/23/2021 5:39:15 PM EDT

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Brag post

Posted: 1/23/2021 5:41:15 PM EDT

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In this thread we find out who doesn’t know the difference between résumé and resume.

Posted: 1/23/2021 5:42:12 PM EDT

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OP, pics of the new ride? Congratulations!

@armoredsaint

Posted: 1/23/2021 5:48:04 PM EDT

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Hell yeah OP I also drive a Mini Cooper. Good choice

Posted: 1/23/2021 5:49:18 PM EDT

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Don't know why, but I'd have guessed you a large car driver.

Posted: 1/23/2021 5:50:24 PM EDT

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Daily is a Mini Cooper
Also own the best vehicle to ever grace americsn roads, ram 2500
Wife drives a Tahoe.

Like large vehicles but for a daily mpg is life

Posted: 1/23/2021 5:52:23 PM EDT

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IM

Posted: 1/23/2021 5:56:15 PM EDT

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It's just a lowly 330 2021. Got it delivered today from fleet and it looked like it's been sitting outside for a month and trashed

need to wash it but it's too cold here.

@Butternut

Posted: 1/23/2021 5:56:44 PM EDT

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I thought you had a Ford Intercepter

Posted: 1/23/2021 5:57:29 PM EDT

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That’s there incase you accidentally use the cancel feature next to it.

Posted: 1/23/2021 6:02:14 PM EDT

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You're not supposed to drink and drive OP......

Posted: 1/23/2021 6:23:29 PM EDT

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It's just a lowly 330 2021. Got it delivered today from fleet and it looked like it's been sitting outside for a month and trashed

need to wash it but it's too cold here.

@Butternut
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Looks sweet! Nice score. Ima big fan of white cars now.

Posted: 1/23/2021 6:24:39 PM EDT

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"Perspective employers", huh?

I have the feeling that you're gonna need all the help you can get.

Posted: 1/23/2021 6:30:48 PM EDT

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M8 Comp
Very nice!

https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/2020-bmw-m8-competition-coupe-112-1570575779.jpg?crop=0.881xw:0.663xh;0.0529xw,0.231xh&resize=1200:*

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If you own an 8 series you get an eggshell business card (with watermark) feature.

i didn't know, i would love an M8 someday, i had a 650 grande coupe before too

M8 Comp
Very nice!

https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/2020-bmw-m8-competition-coupe-112-1570575779.jpg?crop=0.881xw:0.663xh;0.0529xw,0.231xh&resize=1200:*

Current BMWs are so ugly, thankfully they reintroduced the 8 series to inject some sexy into the lineup.

I’ve loved the original E31 since the day it was introduced.