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Posted: 6/6/2023 9:27:57 AM EDT
This is 100% true story. Witnessed and told by yours truly.

My neighbor Walter is 83 years old. Left his successful business to his kids. Has a wife a few years younger than him who still helps the kids with clerical/books type stuff at the business.

I’ve noticed the past 6 or so months him leaving and coming back early with these young girls. I talked with him when he knew I saw him and said oh my niece was over yada ya.

Come to find out he’s been going to t this shithole bar and picking up these 20 something crack whores. He’s been buying them groceries and dope and banging them in his house.

Wife found out finally and threw his ass out. He was living in this motel with like 6 of these chicks. They found him a few weeks ago with a needle in his arm dead.

Fucking dude went out with a bang at 83 years old doing blow and fucking an orgy of crack whores.

God bless ya Walt, you dirty old bastard.
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:29:21 AM EDT
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????
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:29:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:30:14 AM EDT
[#3]
There's worse ways to go. God Speed.
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:30:44 AM EDT
[#4]
Humm…… that’s one way to go
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:30:48 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:31:02 AM EDT
[#6]
Gotta go sometime.  83 is a good run.
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:31:16 AM EDT
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This is 100% true story. Witnessed and told by yours truly.

My neighbor Walter is 83 years old. Left his successful business to his kids. Has a wife a few years younger than him who still helps the kids with clerical/books type stuff at the business.

I’ve noticed the past 6 or so months him leaving and coming back early with these young girls. I talked with him when he knew I saw him and said oh my niece was over yada ya.

Come to find out he’s been going to t this shithole bar and picking up these 20 something crack whores. He’s been buying them groceries and dope and banging them in his house.

Wife found out finally and threw his ass out. He was living in this motel with like 6 of these chicks. They found him a few weeks ago with a needle in his arm dead.

Fucking dude went out with a bang at 83 years old doing blow and fucking an orgy of crack whores.

God bless ya Walt, you dirty old bastard.
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Boss
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:31:40 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:32:04 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:33:12 AM EDT
[#11]
That beats being catatonic and having someone wipe your ass during your final years.
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:33:26 AM EDT
[#12]
Bet he was offed by one of the ho's.  Or all of them.
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:34:12 AM EDT
[#13]
No saying it is right, but I understand.
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:34:23 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:34:40 AM EDT
[#15]
Crack whores were giving him the gum job he couldnt get at home.
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:37:38 AM EDT
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Like Joe Biden
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:38:43 AM EDT
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That beats being catatonic and having someone wipe your ass during your final years.



Like Joe Biden


In a world of Joes be a Hunter?  
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:38:56 AM EDT
[#18]
Dude was 83 and had better T levels than the whole MGTOW movement.
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:39:00 AM EDT
[#19]
Wow?
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:40:25 AM EDT
[#20]
FNY.
Neil Young - Needle And The Damage Done [Unplugged]
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:40:35 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:42:43 AM EDT
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Pour one for your homie, Walt.
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:43:16 AM EDT
[#23]
Sounds like hookers and heroine to me.
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:43:30 AM EDT
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“Oh man, he never got to….He’s good.  That was a good out.”
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:44:49 AM EDT
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Not the way I want to go, but I understand
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:45:54 AM EDT
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Fucking dude went out with a bang at 83 years old doing blow and fucking an orgy of crack whores.

God bless ya Walt, you dirty old bastard.
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Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:46:36 AM EDT
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And do you want to die slowly over 6 months in a shitty “nursing home” lowing in your shitty diaper that the staff doesn’t “notice “ for 3 days at a time?
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:47:36 AM EDT
[#29]
So those chicks are all available again?

Pics?
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:48:10 AM EDT
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Like Joe Biden

Joe likes ’em little younger. Sounds more like Hunter to me
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:48:15 AM EDT
[#31]
Epic. Better than eating Jell-O.
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:48:19 AM EDT
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Hell of a lot better than going out lying in a nursing home in a diaper full of your own shit.  

Good for him.
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:49:31 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:49:32 AM EDT
[#34]
Sounds like the crack whores killed their goose that laid golden eggs. Back to the pavement, girls!
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:50:07 AM EDT
[#35]
Kun N go, next!

Sign me up please!
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:50:34 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:55:14 AM EDT
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This Bud’s for you Walt!

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Avatar fits...
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:55:30 AM EDT
[#39]
Imagine setting your kids up with a business. Supporting your wife throughout life

Then die being a dishonorable druggie to your family

Sad really
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:58:06 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/6/2023 9:59:25 AM EDT
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At least Walt didn't get cockblocked by his own daughter after bringing home a tranny.
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 10:00:09 AM EDT
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Used to have a senior manager that was well past his prime.. got some sort of brain tumor that fucked with whatever part of his brain stored the common sense and inhibitions.

Would be openly looking for hookers on craigslist on his office laptop, then would take off for a few hours at lunch everyday to go bang hookers and come back with a costco hot dog.

He finally did it right in the middle of a meeting with the owner, and she called his wife to come pick him up and they semi-retired him until he got brain/tumor surgery.

They let him come back post surgery but he was never quite right.
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 10:02:40 AM EDT
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Used to have a senior manager that was well past his prime.. got some sort of brain tumor that fucked with whatever part of his brain stored the common sense and inhibitions.

Would be openly looking for hookers on craigslist on his office laptop, then would take off for a few hours at lunch everyday to go bang hookers and come back with a costco hot dog.

He finally did it right in the middle of a meeting with the owner, and she called his wife to come pick him up and they semi-retired him until he got brain/tumor surgery.

They let him come back post surgery but he was never quite right.
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Definitely something wrong with someone that can eat hot dogs for lunch every day.
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 10:04:45 AM EDT
[#44]
My Man Blue!!!


Link Posted: 6/6/2023 10:09:34 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/6/2023 10:12:03 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/6/2023 10:13:19 AM EDT
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So, blow works better than Viagra?
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 10:14:40 AM EDT
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I'd rather fly to Thailand or Colombia to bang hookers in my golden years.
Cost of living is lower so you'll have prettier hookers and die in a nice hotel.
Link Posted: 6/6/2023 10:15:26 AM EDT
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