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Posted: 1/23/2021 9:12:12 AM EDT
I watch a lot of movies with the kids.  A lot of them are probably not appropriate for them and my wife tells me that.  So I’ve been watching more wholesome movies lately.  I wanted to watch Three Amigos but without watching The Magnificent Seven (original), they would lose some context so we watched that first. I’ve seen the Seven Samurai on which it is based but don’t own it.  Anyway, this scene from The Three Amigos cracked me up.

Three Amigos (8/12) Movie CLIP - Lip Balm? (1986) HD
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In-famous?
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You shot the invisible swordsman!

Would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 9:14:52 AM EDT
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Lip balm?
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 9:15:02 AM EDT
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One of my favorite kid friendly movies, we watch it entirely to much when they are around.
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What is a plethora?
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 9:20:59 AM EDT
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A classic and a good funny movie.

The "do you know what a plethora is?" scene is my favorite. I always thought it was funny in some B western when some bad guy or Indian who was portrayed as poorly educated and illiterate uses some big word, and clearly the writers and directors of this movie shared that opinion
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Exactly.  That’s the type of humor I love and no swearing in the movie!
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 9:24:18 AM EDT
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& we’ll... Prune the hedges!.... of many villages!!!
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I’d like to continue to work for free Mr. Flugelman.
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 9:25:51 AM EDT
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Love that movie, just comedians having fun
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 9:27:14 AM EDT
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El Guapo

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"Sew very old one, sew like the wind!"
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 9:37:00 AM EDT
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Great movie.


"U Want To Die With A Mannn's Gun, Not A Sissy Gun Like This"

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You son of a motherless goat
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One of the best renditions of Jesusita en Chihuahua I have seen.  

The Saturday after thanksgiving we play Three Amigos and Nacho Libre while eating tamales and tacos and decorate our tree and the house.  Fun times.
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What does that mean,"In-famous"?
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 10:24:27 AM EDT
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It's a mail plane.

How can you tell?
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Why ontime1969?
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Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 10:27:43 AM EDT
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We be shot up!

“Tell me Carmen, do you know what ‘foreplay’ is?  Good!  Neither does El Guapo.”
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 10:31:13 AM EDT
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If you are a regular in the 8000 thread you get GIFed into everything! Great movie! @sasquatch76 @Skywarp2203 @nickmemphis

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"Its a sweater!!'
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 10:33:02 AM EDT
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It’s a sweater!

ETA:  Dammit!
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Are Gringos falling from the sky???

I miss my El Guapo Avatar
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In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of an El Guapo avatar might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 10:45:39 AM EDT
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Sew! Sew like the wind!
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 11:16:52 AM EDT
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My kids liked the desert song scene with the animals.
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El guapo is tempting for the upcoming name change.
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Why ontime1969?



You told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has "no idea" what it means to have a plethora.
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 1:01:05 PM EDT
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Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
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Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?



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Exactly.  That’s the type of humor I love and no swearing in the movie!
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Not really a cuss word but the only part I would kind of cringe at with my young daughters.

Three Amigos: I'll fill you so full of lead that you'll be using your dick for a pencil!
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 1:29:13 PM EDT
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That's what I thought this thread was going to be about.

Classic scene.  Well done.
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 1:35:18 PM EDT
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[standing in the street in their skivvies and spats]

"Boys, I know show business. Something always turns up!"

*dingding*

"Telegram for the Three Amigos"
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 1:56:50 PM EDT
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I love the looks on their faces

Link Posted: 1/23/2021 1:58:24 PM EDT
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He said "gorilla", not "guerrilla". "Guer", "go"...  Huge difference!
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Not really a cuss word but the only part I would kind of cringe at with my young daughters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNSTulISYVA
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Exactly.  That’s the type of humor I love and no swearing in the movie!


Not really a cuss word but the only part I would kind of cringe at with my young daughters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNSTulISYVA


Yeah, I did catch that one word.
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 2:00:02 PM EDT
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That's what I thought this thread was going to be about.

Classic scene.  Well done.
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My kids liked the desert song scene with the animals.


That's what I thought this thread was going to be about.

Classic scene.  Well done.


Oops!  That was a great scene as well!
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 2:02:28 PM EDT
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I remember when I was a little kid, I didn't like that scene. Because the other two guys were so thirsty, and Chevy Chase wasted his water. I felt so bad for them.  


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Not really a cuss word but the only part I would kind of cringe at with my young daughters.

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What do you mean?
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 2:09:00 PM EDT
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There's a little.


"Tomorrow I will take men with me, find these three gringos, open their stomachs, grab their intestines, and squeeze the shit out of them!"
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 2:10:19 PM EDT
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I like the one who's not so smart.



At the end,when Lucky Day tells her "I'll come back one day"...
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 2:10:34 PM EDT
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https://shirt.woot.com/offers/were-more-than-famous?ref=cnt_ctlg_dgn_23
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 2:12:35 PM EDT
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You can see it's little balls.
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 2:16:20 PM EDT
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The "plethora" scene always cracks up my dad and he's 90!
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“Lips would be fine”
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This is a great idea.  I will watch this with my kids!
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 2:57:25 PM EDT
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"Look up here"
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 4:29:30 PM EDT
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As we get further away from knowledge about reading telegrams the joke "STOP THE INFAMOUS EL GUAPO" is lost on most younger people.
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