you and two buddies are an intelligence gathering unit for the CIA in Ukraine. your particular task has been completed and the CIA wants you all to return to CONUS in 1 month for other duties. they don't care what you do in the meantime as long as you don't get caught.

all three of you are in a bar in Kiev wondering what to do for a month.

between the three of you, you know many SF and intelligence operators from several countries, Ukranian commando units that have been trained for years by US SF, and contacts in the highest levels of the Ukrainian government willing to supply money and material with no questions asked.

the Kremlin is a building complex on 68 acres just north of the Moscow River, 320 miles from the Ukranian border.

how would you blow up the Kremlin?

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I wouldn't.

Unless I had some kind of magical, unprecedented weapon and if I did I would take out the Chinese communist government and a few others all at the same time.

We would sit there at the bar thinking about how boring OPs life must be to even think of this shit up and laugh at him because he lives in a Hollywood fantasy life

Then order another round of brews and hope OP gets some pussy soon before he starts jacking off to GI Joe dolls

Nice try.  Do your own homework.

I wouldn't go looking for work when I don't have assigned jobs. And certainly not work that could lead to a nuclear exchange between the US and Russia.

Nice try OP.

Or should I say... Vlad

you could say the same thing about half the posts on GD so what's your point?

Not today KGB man.

I’d hire the FBI!  They have top men!

Red Mercury.

It's already there.

Ask the Frog

Twilight 2000 sucks.  Play a better rpg.

I've been.  Somehow everyone that I met knew I was American before I spoke.  I'd just stay at the bar.