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Posted: 11/18/2022 11:11:11 PM EDT
I'll start us off with two.

1. Guam is not a raft.

Guam will Capsize and Tip Over into the ocean Hank Johnson


2. There is no such thing as heat seeking bullets.

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Link Posted: 11/18/2022 11:16:17 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/18/2022 11:17:32 PM EDT
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Let’s hurry up and pass this bill so we can find out what’s in it
Link Posted: 11/18/2022 11:18:37 PM EDT
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George Bush's "Fool Me Once" Gaffe
Link Posted: 11/18/2022 11:19:21 PM EDT
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Was gonna be pissed if Guam was not #1
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It's the perfect example of just how stupid the voters can be.
Link Posted: 11/18/2022 11:20:19 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/18/2022 11:24:28 PM EDT
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And here's everyone's favorite "show them socialist titties" retard from NYC.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez - 7 Dumb Quotes - AOC Fails Again & Again

Link Posted: 11/18/2022 11:25:59 PM EDT
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You have to pass the bill first , then you find out what's in it.


Link Posted: 11/18/2022 11:27:18 PM EDT
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Anything Biden has ever said.
Link Posted: 11/18/2022 11:27:37 PM EDT
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Senator Barbara Boxer: "Don't Call Me Ma'am" - General Michael Walsh
Link Posted: 11/18/2022 11:28:36 PM EDT
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Me too.  That guy is one dumb fuck.
Link Posted: 11/19/2022 1:01:11 AM EDT
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Grab 'em by the pussy.  You can do anything!
Link Posted: 11/19/2022 1:36:00 AM EDT
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the shoulder thing that goes up
Link Posted: 11/19/2022 2:29:10 AM EDT
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from the mouth of the turd  "the federal government is going to take on the added debt so the taxpayer doesn't have to."

he got re elected as prime minister

Link Posted: 11/19/2022 2:42:35 AM EDT
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“I like taking the guns early.”
Link Posted: 11/19/2022 3:14:54 AM EDT
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"We are the ones we have been waiting for."
Link Posted: 11/19/2022 3:18:23 AM EDT
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One of our old Governors was notorious for idiotic statements…

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Link Posted: 11/19/2022 3:53:11 AM EDT
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Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee, D-Texas, who asked NASA scientists whether they could drive the Mars rover to where Neil Armstrong placed the American flag.
Link Posted: 11/19/2022 4:01:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/19/2022 4:13:31 AM EDT
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With subtitles so you know what the fuck she's saying

Corrine Brown - Go Gata (with Subtitles)

Link Posted: 11/19/2022 4:37:30 AM EDT
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"The policeman is not here to create disorder. The policeman is here to preserve disorder."

Mayor Richard J. Daley (Chicago)

"I didn't know that [the Colorado magazine ban and private sales ban] was going to be such a big deal. What the f%%% did you want from me?"

Governor (now Senator) John "Howdy Doody-looking motherfucker" Hickenlooper (Colorado)


Link Posted: 11/19/2022 4:41:19 AM EDT
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Instant classic.

Link Posted: 11/19/2022 5:26:07 AM EDT
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How has this not been posted yet?

Anti-Gun Senator Kevin De Leon Makes a Fool of Himself


Y’all slacking.
Link Posted: 11/19/2022 5:27:33 AM EDT
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NY Governor Hoochie declaring that its her job as governor to keep residents safe.
Please point to the relevant case law that deemed that was part of her job description
Link Posted: 11/19/2022 5:36:23 AM EDT
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These are just funny.

Things That Go “Bing” With President Trump
Link Posted: 11/19/2022 6:14:15 AM EDT
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"I don’t know if you know, but vampires are some cool people, are they not? But let me tell you something that I found out: a werewolf can kill a vampire. Did you know that? I never knew that. So, I don’t want to be a vampire any more. I want to be a werewolf.”
Link Posted: 11/19/2022 6:16:10 AM EDT
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"The eight-year assault on your Second Amendment freedoms has come to a crashing end"
Link Posted: 11/19/2022 7:17:06 AM EDT
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Anything Biden has ever said.
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I know it's a bit vague BUT -


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Link Posted: 11/19/2022 7:47:28 AM EDT
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And thanks to his insightful questioning , Guam did not tip over .
Link Posted: 11/19/2022 7:51:03 AM EDT
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How has this not been posted yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJmFEv6BHM0

Y’all slacking.
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That's a good 'un but I still think hank johnson's is the best because his is just total stupidity.
Link Posted: 11/19/2022 8:03:01 AM EDT
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Fool me once: shame on you

Fool me twice…,,we won’t be fooled again!

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Link Posted: 11/19/2022 8:31:33 AM EDT
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"The eight-year assault on your Second Amendment freedoms has come to a crashing end"
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“I like taking the guns early.”

"The eight-year assault on your Second Amendment freedoms has come to a crashing end"




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Link Posted: 11/19/2022 8:37:46 AM EDT
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‘Lock her up’

‘Mexico will pay for the wall’

“We’re going to go to Washington. We’re going to drain the swamp,”
Link Posted: 11/19/2022 8:38:45 AM EDT
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‘Lock her up’

‘Mexico will pay for the wall’

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"Because you'd be in jail"
Link Posted: 11/19/2022 10:31:42 AM EDT
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If you post the stupidest comments from every politician.
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"Because you'd be in jail"
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‘Lock her up’

‘Mexico will pay for the wall’

“We’re going to go to Washington. We’re going to drain the swamp,”

"Because you'd be in jail"





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Link Posted: 11/19/2022 12:20:16 PM EDT
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the volume of excrement coming out of politicians mouths in the past few years has increased dramatically





Link Posted: 11/19/2022 12:35:13 PM EDT
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After that rant the correct reply was "Yes ma'am."
Link Posted: 11/19/2022 12:40:41 PM EDT
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These are just funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgwr9r36zIU
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Link Posted: 11/19/2022 12:42:40 PM EDT
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This. Thanks, Donnie. Fucking dumbass.
Link Posted: 11/19/2022 12:45:32 PM EDT
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I came for the "you have to pass it first before knowing whats in it" one

Also, don't confuse stupidest with just an outright lie. There is a difference
Link Posted: 11/19/2022 12:48:13 PM EDT
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Like it or not, it's the truth, plenty of women out there that are willing to prostitute themselves to be near that fame and fortune......I know many women hate to admit that fact.
Link Posted: 11/19/2022 12:48:42 PM EDT
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“We’ll have those Xxxxxxs voting Democrat for 200 years.”

           LBJ

Stupid…no, wait! It was f’ing brilliant!
Link Posted: 11/19/2022 12:51:00 PM EDT
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Don’t forget this little gem from Nancy “I’m married to hammer man” Pelosi
Pelosi: "We Have to Pass the Bill So That You Can Find Out What Is In It"
Link Posted: 11/19/2022 12:54:11 PM EDT
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Alot of our imports come from other countries....

Or from piglosi...we didn't raise taxes, we eliminated a tax cut that was in place.
Link Posted: 11/19/2022 1:00:26 PM EDT
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QFT
Link Posted: 11/19/2022 1:13:48 PM EDT
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Our best and brightest are too smart to get mixed up in the mess,so we end up with the idiots that couldn't function in the real world.

fucking Guam flipping over

Link Posted: 11/19/2022 1:20:55 PM EDT
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Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee, D-Texas, who asked NASA scientists whether they could drive the Mars rover to where Neil Armstrong placed the American flag.
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She pretty much personifies the government of the U.S.A. right there...perfect.
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