Leslie Nielsens best lines from The Naked Gun

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Posted: 5/26/2022 10:16:34 PM EDT

Nobody can deliver lines like him...

Leslie Nielsen's Greatest Naked Gun Lines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeN7D1x-phc

Posted: 5/26/2022 10:17:31 PM EDT

[#1]

Nice post...

Posted: 5/26/2022 10:29:08 PM EDT

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you cannot help but stop and watch any of the Naked Gun movies or TV shows.

brilliant lines and delivery.

Posted: 5/26/2022 10:39:53 PM EDT

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Thanks, OP, needed that.

Posted: 5/26/2022 10:43:14 PM EDT

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Like a midget at a urinal, I'd have to be on my toes.

Posted: 5/26/2022 10:51:17 PM EDT

[#5]

He is surely one of my favorite actors.

Posted: 5/26/2022 10:53:58 PM EDT

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Surely you didn't just post that.

Posted: 5/26/2022 10:59:40 PM EDT

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And don’t call me Shirley!

Posted: 5/26/2022 11:46:12 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/26/2022 11:48:30 PM EDT

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The scene with Nordburgs wife at the hospital

Posted: 5/26/2022 11:49:11 PM EDT

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Nice beaver.

Posted: 5/26/2022 11:49:23 PM EDT

[#11]

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out

Posted: 5/26/2022 11:51:23 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/26/2022 11:51:26 PM EDT

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When I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards......... That's my policy.

Posted: 5/26/2022 11:55:16 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/26/2022 11:55:59 PM EDT

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That may not amount to a hill of beans, but this our hill, and these are our beans!

Posted: 5/27/2022 12:02:25 AM EDT

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They need to make movies like this again.

Posted: 5/27/2022 12:09:22 AM EDT

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One of the best.

Posted: 5/27/2022 12:09:24 AM EDT

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She just had it stuffed.

Posted: 5/27/2022 12:09:39 AM EDT

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Those were great flicks.

Police Squad was better.

Posted: 5/27/2022 12:18:54 AM EDT

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Man, I loved the Naked Gun movies as a kid, then I saw Police Squad and nearly broke a rib laughing.

Bring back the 80s please, peak everything.

Posted: 5/27/2022 12:29:52 AM EDT

[#21]

Great stuff.

Posted: 5/27/2022 12:41:43 AM EDT

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Posted: 5/27/2022 1:12:19 AM EDT

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Frank Drebin goes to the harbor, and then bribes the Pier 32 foreman for information. The foreman bribes Frank right back for more of the story.

Frank makes $20.00!

Posted: 5/27/2022 1:12:49 AM EDT

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Double post....

Posted: 5/27/2022 3:16:32 AM EDT

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"I'm sorry I can't be more optimistic, Doctor, but we've got a long road ahead of us. It's like having sex. It's a painstaking and arduous task that seems to go on and on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens."

Posted: 5/27/2022 3:18:47 AM EDT

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It’s been awhile, but was that before or after swimming in the raw sewage he loves?

Posted: 5/27/2022 6:00:32 AM EDT

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The scene where he is asking questions of the dock hand at the port is gold.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (9/10) Movie CLIP - Maybe This'll Help (1988) HD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTh9qpzhunE

Posted: 5/27/2022 6:07:31 AM EDT

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Greatest Line in the History of Comedy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRva7z8pvwc

Before the Naked Gun

Posted: 5/27/2022 6:15:02 AM EDT

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One of the best.

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The scene with Nordburgs wife at the hospital

One of the best.

Mrs. Nordberg:
Oh, my poor Nordberg! He was such a good man, Frank. He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing?
Ed:
It's hard to tell.
Frank:
[being blunt]
A roving gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover...
[Wilma sobs]

Ed:
Frank, get a hold of yourself!
Frank:
A good cop, needlessly cut down and ambushed by some cowardly hoodlum.
Ed:
That's no way for a man to die.
Frank:
[being blunt]
Ah, you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
Mrs. Nordberg:
[Wilma sobs again]
Oh... Frank! Oh, this is terrible!
Ed:
Don't you worry, Wilma. Your husband is going to be all right. Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind.
Frank:
[being blunt]
He's right, Wilma. But I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards.
[Wilma sobs again]

Ed:
What I'm trying to say is that, Wilma, as soon as Nordberg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad.
Frank:
[being blunt]
Unless he's a drooling vegetable. But I think that's only common sense.

Posted: 5/27/2022 6:17:53 AM EDT

[#30]

He was hilarious in these roles!

Posted: 5/27/2022 6:18:06 AM EDT

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Thanks, i just had it waxed.

Posted: 5/27/2022 6:24:57 AM EDT

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I lived next door to his brother for a little bit in Kona.

Posted: 5/27/2022 7:24:40 AM EDT

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I haven't had this much sex since I was a boy scout leader!

I mean, at the time, I was having lots of sex.

Posted: 5/27/2022 12:52:08 PM EDT

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Movies were great but don't forget about the tv series .

Hilarious that each episode would end with them freezing on place while the crook ran off confused or shit happened in background.

Posted: 5/27/2022 3:09:28 PM EDT

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Movies were great but don't forget about the tv series .

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Or the beginning of each episode where the announcer would say, "Today's episode: The Smell of Fear," but the text on the screen would say something different, like "Crime Doesn't Pay."