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Posted: 5/12/2024 5:47:52 PM EDT
No one still knows exactly how it works, only that it was made so the king could pleasure two women at once.
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FL, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 5:48:38 PM EDT
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Stormy Daniels?
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Posted: 5/12/2024 5:49:24 PM EDT
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"S*x Chair" would be a damn fine name for my Norwegian black speed metal band.
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Posted: 5/12/2024 5:50:42 PM EDT
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It's pretty obvious how it works.
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NY, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 5:50:43 PM EDT
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I've seen enough "documentaries" to know how to do that without any added furniture.
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Posted: 5/12/2024 5:51:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Ambush151: It's pretty obvious how it works. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 5:51:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mech2007: I've seen enough "documentaries" to know how to do that without any added furniture. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 5:52:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mech2007: I've seen enough "documentaries" to know how to do that without any added furniture. The more funiture, the better. It's good to have options. |
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TX, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 5:52:56 PM EDT
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TX, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 5:53:09 PM EDT
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Missionary (in stirrups) above, Doggie. Just beneath, "blocks - like in track to keep traction. It wouldn't be "technically " at the same time, but in the same session.
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Posted: 5/12/2024 5:53:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: thread needs moar MS paint. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By Ambush151: It's pretty obvious how it works. Plenty of it out there. Safe pic of a pussy on the chair. 
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FL, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 5:53:59 PM EDT
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Really? Any straight man with an imagination can figure out how that works.
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Posted: 5/12/2024 5:54:01 PM EDT
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He was a fat ass.
He friends called him "Tum Tum" behind his back. Maybe he was too fat to fuck without the chair. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 5:57:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Kingstrider: Really? Any straight man with an imagination can figure out how that works. If you say so, because the bottom part looks like it was designed for some unfortunate lady to receive a fat steamer on her face but remain comfortable while it occurs |
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FL, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 5:59:22 PM EDT
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That looks uncomfortable.
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TN, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:03:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Ambush151: It's pretty obvious how it works. Simple mechanics and an understanding of the human body |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:04:21 PM EDT
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But did his stepmother or stepsister get stuck in it?
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:06:19 PM EDT
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Doggie on the bottom, chow down on the top.
Simple. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:06:39 PM EDT
[#18]
Corey Chase will still get stuck in it
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:07:43 PM EDT
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The hardest part of figuring out how to use the chair is finding "2" willing women. Yeah right, as if,
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:09:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By AA717driver: Doggie on the bottom, chow down on the top. Simple. That's what my mind saw. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:09:49 PM EDT
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Beaver pics not loading..
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USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:12:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: chair needs moar kimmy grainger and leah gotti. Kimmy Grainger, yes please. Off to explore Leah Gotti. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:12:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By d16man: Plenty of it out there. Safe pic of a pussy on the chair. https://wp.inews.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Photo-17-10-2017-20-12-29.jpg 
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:20:01 PM EDT
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I like the dual brannock devices
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:23:40 PM EDT
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Are we certain we're not talking about Prince Edward? Wasn't this found on Epstein Island?
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:26:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Cpt_Kirks]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Romano316: Corey Chase will still get stuck in it But luckily, the basketball team will be along to "help her out".  |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:29:20 PM EDT
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Didn't King Edward invent cigars?
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:30:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Lorax]
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Thats lame.
If I was the King.......I would have 5 of those mounted on a giant lazy Susan. A hydration station in the middle and servant fanning me with giant ostrich feathers. Now THAT'S some King shit!
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:32:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By LurchAddams: Didn't King Edward invent cigars? No, that was Bill Clinton......oh wait, he just invented a new way to use them.
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:32:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By mancat: If you say so, because the bottom part looks like it was designed for some unfortunate lady to receive a fat steamer on her face but remain comfortable while it occurs Holy hell, you skipped clean over "oddly" and went straight to disturbingly specific  |
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IN, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:33:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:33:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By anachronism: Are we certain we're not talking about Prince Edward? Wasn't this found on Epstein Island? It's not child sized. |
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TX, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:33:45 PM EDT
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AZ, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:35:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By switchtanks: Simple mechanics and an understanding of the human body Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By switchtanks: Originally Posted By Ambush151: It's pretty obvious how it works. Simple mechanics and an understanding of the human body Or just dirty minds? |
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TX, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:38:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: ElSupremo]
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East Texas trickfuck stool.
My preference was always a small barroom pool table. With a roll of ductape and some tiewraps two consenting adults can have more fun than a retard with with a tinker toy set. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:42:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Kingstrider: Really? Any straight man with an imagination can figure out how that works. It's good to be the King. |
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MN, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:43:03 PM EDT
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EV thread!!!
Oh wait. @Midcap, can you issue a ruling on the field for this one? |
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FL, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:43:30 PM EDT
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It is good to be King!
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:44:26 PM EDT
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Did they also have a foreplay chair? With maybe some guy singing Barry White songs?
Who had to clean that sex chair? At least it's a color that helps conceal royal skid marks and body fluids. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:44:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By AA717driver: Doggie on the bottom, chow down on the top. Simple. But there's foot pedals on the bottom. It appears girl #1 is on her back up top while he's standing. Wtf is girl #2 doing, tossing his salad from underneath? |
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AZ, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:47:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mabgrac: It is good to be King! meh...most of GD can cobble together a fine sex chair in moms basement with just duct tape and bubble gum. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:47:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: thread needs moar MS paint. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By Ambush151: It's pretty obvious how it works. Done. 
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USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:54:23 PM EDT
[#43]
When GD finally figures out how it works:
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TX, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:56:18 PM EDT
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That would be much more versatile and efficient with the addition of a treadmill.
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:56:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Ambush151: It's pretty obvious how it works. This. |
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WA, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:57:07 PM EDT
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I could tell ya, but I'd rather show ya
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AL, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:02:50 PM EDT
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I see lots of possibilities especially if you remove the two at a time suggestion.
Woman on the upper level, the brass things on the bottom level are for his feet so he has a firm mount and the small padded area behind the foot holders is for someone on their knees for the rim job. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:03:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: "S*x Chair" would be a damn fine name for my Norwegian black speed metal band. I’ve always been a fan of S*x Tarp |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:03:53 PM EDT
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A lot of people seem to lack... imagination.
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:08:06 PM EDT
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I could fit at least 4 chicks on that thing.
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