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Link Posted: 7/29/2019 1:22:31 AM EDT
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MEEE YOW, this thread is extra catty

People get old, sometimes old and frumpy. BFD
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 1:23:35 AM EDT
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Some of you guys have some real hard reality that is going to hit you as you get older!

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Dude i'm 50,  Can't control the gray, but you can work to fight the fat.

Link Posted: 7/29/2019 1:24:23 AM EDT
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The good news is she has been cast as Ross in the Broadway musical Monsters Inc.



Link Posted: 7/29/2019 1:35:26 AM EDT
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Well, her breath definitely got taken away.  She out of breath all the time now!
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Really is a shame she didn’t make the cut in the new flick

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Well, her breath definitely got taken away.  She out of breath all the time now!
It really has been.

She has this....

https://www.webmd.com/lung/copd/alpha-1-antitrypsin-deficiency-rare

Alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency is a genetic disease, which means it’s passed down to you from your parents. It can cause serious lung or liver disease. You may also hear it called AAT deficiency. Symptoms often include trouble breathing and jaundiced, or yellow, skin.
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 1:36:33 AM EDT
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Dude i'm 50,  Can't control the gray, but you can work to fight the fat.

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Some can, but not as much as you might want to think, I got to a reunion of the guys that I served with in the early 80's and am surprised every single time I do.
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 1:36:57 AM EDT
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Oh boy, got a triple out of that post!
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 1:38:26 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/29/2019 1:39:31 AM EDT
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Past her prime. Should be bouncing her grandchildren off her lap.  Oh wait, she's not a breeder.
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Except for the two daughters she has.
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 1:42:14 AM EDT
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Except for the two daughters she has.
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Past her prime. Should be bouncing her grandchildren off her lap.  Oh wait, she's not a breeder.
Except for the two daughters she has.
Her and her beard husband made each other miserable for years. She was in the hospital in labor when he got busted with a hooker according to one news report.
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 1:45:12 AM EDT
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Dude i'm 50,  Can't control the gray, but you can work to fight the fat.

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Or you just have a body type that doesn't pack the pounds on.
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 1:48:59 AM EDT
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Or you just have a body type that doesn't pack the pounds on.
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Exactly, genetics take over as you age and for some people there is really nothing they can do about it.
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 2:02:03 AM EDT
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Really is a shame she didn't make the cut in the new flick

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I legit thought she had three fucking hands
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 2:49:59 AM EDT
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She looks like a bag of dicks so....
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She looks like Natalie Maines!
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 6:23:27 AM EDT
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She looks like michael moore in the current pics!
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 6:24:28 AM EDT
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Take my breath away....
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 6:32:59 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/29/2019 6:35:56 AM EDT
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Entertainment Tonight asked the actress if she'd attend any of the film's promotional events, and she was diplomatic yet candid in her response, admitting, "I don't know how to answer that because one, it hasn't happened. Two, if and when it did happen, I would have to assess where I am, what I'm doing, what's going on ... I can't project what I would or wouldn't do in the future. I have no idea because I don't know where I'll be."

Yeah, right. You're a 62 year-old mom jean-wearing lesbian hag.
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She let herself bloat up and fall apart so the part for an attractive older lady was not hers.

Tom Cruise on the other hand has had Scientology provide him with an endless supply of infant stem cells and therefore has hardly aged.  Or he knows his gravy train is centered on his looks and fitness so he has cared for himself all his life.
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 8:48:50 AM EDT
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From bikinis to bloomers. Pretty natural via the aging process. ??
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 8:54:17 AM EDT
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Exactly, genetics take over as you age and for some people there is really nothing they can do about it.
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Or you just have a body type that doesn't pack the pounds on.
Exactly, genetics take over as you age and for some people there is really nothing they can do about it.
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 8:58:38 AM EDT
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because she's fucking ugly
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 8:59:22 AM EDT
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The only thing taking her breath away is the walk from her couch to the fridge.
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 9:03:46 AM EDT
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The Steven Seagal hair dye tells how old Mr. Cruise is.
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Steven Seagal wears a wig.

Link Posted: 7/29/2019 9:05:09 AM EDT
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She’d be better suited for the walking dead.
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LMAO!!!!
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 9:06:21 AM EDT
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She looks like a bag of dicks so....
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Dicks had nothing to do with it.
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 9:10:28 AM EDT
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She is 62. Sixty two. Maybe a bunch of you have unresolved Oedipus complexes or something but you probably don’t need to be lusting over any 62 year olds,or go ahead and enjoy your granny porn...not not judging
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65 and I still would.... numerous times with the lights on.

Link Posted: 7/29/2019 9:10:32 AM EDT
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You guys are brutal.
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 9:11:53 AM EDT
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Probably just didn't have room for her in the storyline.
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 9:21:37 AM EDT
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Probably just didn't have room for her in the storyline.
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Ever bump into an ex from many years ago down at the supermarket who is sweating Crisco just pushing the cart full of hot pockets and ice cream in the AC grocery store, and after the two kids and a few years, she put on 80 pounds with nearly half of that being extra skin and arm flab? You just look at your high speed low drag arm candy wife, smile, and think to yourself, “Wow... Really dodged a bullet there.

Hey couldn't fit that in?
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 9:23:06 AM EDT
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Take a look at 63 year old Lisa Hartman Black.
Did not let herself decline.
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She is 62. Sixty two. Maybe a bunch of you have unresolved Oedipus complexes or something but you probably don’t need to be lusting over any 62 year olds,or go ahead and enjoy your granny porn...not not judging
Take a look at 63 year old Lisa Hartman Black.
Did not let herself decline.
Take a look at wives and SOs on Arf for a bit more realistic assessment of how the average woman at 30-50 isn't the very,very rare genetic exception of holding it together like Christie Brinkley at 65. Yeah,that rule about insults is made for the exact reason that were it not to exist every thread showing a partner would pretty much be like this. This all just shows why incels are only going to be so much more common,ridiculous expectations formed from the internet vs reality. No,she is not an attractive woman but fuck's sake,she's my mom's age and I don't lust over any of my mom's friends.

Here is a hint: if you were lusting over her in 1986 you are old now too. Plenty of you guys that were 30 in 1986 can post up how ripped you still are with full heads of hair,hunk of the day is waiting for you.

She's old,big deal.
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 9:28:54 AM EDT
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She was never hot to begin with, it's no surprise that she looks like a sack of potatoes.
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 9:30:48 AM EDT
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Take a look at 63 year old Lisa Hartman Black.
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She is 62. Sixty two. Maybe a bunch of you have unresolved Oedipus complexes or something but you probably don’t need to be lusting over any 62 year olds,or go ahead and enjoy your granny porn...not not judging
Take a look at 63 year old Lisa Hartman Black.
Did not let herself decline.
Lisa Hartman Black has probably had massive plastic surgery.
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 9:31:45 AM EDT
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Looks aside, she has not done any meaningful film work in decades.  Why should she expect a role now?

She played the lead character’s fling 35 years ago and was not a pivotal character.  this isn’t a sequel to full house.  He’s got a new fling, and by the way, she took care of herself.
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 9:39:14 AM EDT
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Exactly, genetics take over as you age and for some people there is really nothing they can do about it.
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Or you just have a body type that doesn't pack the pounds on.
Exactly, genetics take over as you age and for some people there is really nothing they can do about it.
I respectfully disagree with you on that one.

Both my parents have been fat for most of their adult lives.  I have fought those shitty genetics pretty successfully through discipline, proper diet, and exercise.
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 9:40:46 AM EDT
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Kelly McGillis is twice the actress she used to be.
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Only twice?
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 9:48:51 AM EDT
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Lol sorry that's some crap right there
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 9:53:18 AM EDT
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She is 62. Sixty two. Maybe a bunch of you have unresolved Oedipus complexes or something but you probably don't need to be lusting over any 62 year olds,or go ahead and enjoy your granny porn...not not judging
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*looks at the posts before yours*

Might I suggest an ophthalmologist or a class on reading comprehension?
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 9:54:17 AM EDT
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Lisa Hartman Black has probably had massive plastic surgery.
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She is 62. Sixty two. Maybe a bunch of you have unresolved Oedipus complexes or something but you probably don’t need to be lusting over any 62 year olds,or go ahead and enjoy your granny porn...not not judging
Take a look at 63 year old Lisa Hartman Black.
Did not let herself decline.
Lisa Hartman Black has probably had massive plastic surgery.
There are women in Hollywood who have not gone the full Frame Off Rebuild who still look very good. They all have several things in common, they quit smoking years ago if they smoked at all, limited the hard partying and alcohol, watched their diet, exercised, and avoid tanning. Genetics suck, but you do not have to double done on the decline.
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 9:55:55 AM EDT
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Could have had her running the donut shop everyone visits
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 10:00:59 AM EDT
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I didn't know Gloria was sick!
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 10:04:16 AM EDT
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He got fat and ugly well before the cancer. What is your excuse for him not aging like wine then?
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Yeah, cancer isn’t a good time.
He got fat and ugly well before the cancer. What is your excuse for him not aging like wine then?
How do you know when he got cancer?

I had it for 8 years before being diagnosed.

Are you a fucking wizard? If so, i have some requests.
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 10:06:29 AM EDT
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Looks like he used the fuzzy side of velcro to make it.
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 10:06:52 AM EDT
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She looks like she could be in the wife BOTD thread.
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 10:07:38 AM EDT
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She looks like she could be in the wife BOTD thread.
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Damn.....
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 10:07:43 AM EDT
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Or you just have a body type that doesn't pack the pounds on.
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Dude i'm 50,  Can't control the gray, but you can work to fight the fat.

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Or you just have a body type that doesn't pack the pounds on.
This thread is turning into fatty defenders, there's no excuse for being fat other than laziness.
Burn more calories than you take in and you'll lose the fat, exercise while taking in less calories will burn even more fat and tone your muscles.

End of story.
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 10:08:06 AM EDT
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Back in the early 90's I wired a brewery/bar for her and her boyfriend/husband in Key West. I was shocked when they said "that is her". Many lolz on the island when her partner was busted for cocaine and hookers. He might have been drinking with us and took hookers and blow seriously.
Link Posted: 7/29/2019 10:12:33 AM EDT
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That singer fared better.

Link Posted: 7/29/2019 10:14:17 AM EDT
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Put a semi truck inner tube around her, shove her out into the Indian Ocean, and Mav & Ice could cat shot their Super Bugs off of her.
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