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Posted: 7/27/2022 4:51:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I can over look that. Is a midget race car driver a little person racing or is it a small dirt race car? It's all so tiring. What about 1/4 midgets? 
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Posted: 7/27/2022 4:52:58 PM EDT
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Quote Historygreat character, wish he had been on more The other day the one where he and Kramer get jobs at the mall as santa and an elf was on. He was prepared to fight a commie that was twice his height. Loved it |
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Posted: 7/27/2022 4:55:45 PM EDT
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I paid $10 to throw a midget once when I was 21 years old. I think he was dressed up like the lucky charm guy. It was Halloween night and and we had a lot of fun. On a different night he showed up with a crash helmet and we were throwing him into bowling pins. Good times.
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Posted: 7/27/2022 4:57:39 PM EDT
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A buddy of mine used to date a midget. He was nuts over her.
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Posted: 7/27/2022 5:10:16 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I can over look that. Is a midget race car driver a little person racing or is it a small dirt race car? It's all so tiring. This. I was trying to explain the Chili Bowl (only beans are inside the fans and drivers) to my wife, and "midget car" got her triggered. This is the second little person thread here in a couple days too. Is GD replacing one of its weird obsessions with a new one? |
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Posted: 7/27/2022 5:15:44 PM EDT
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Wokesters have a short fuse. Even a small infraction sets them off.
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Posted: 7/27/2022 5:21:32 PM EDT
[#7]
 Cartman & The Midget All Scenes Part 1 |
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Posted: 7/27/2022 5:22:56 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: First rule, never apologize. Second rule, tell them to go fuck themselves and get over their panty wadding triggers. |
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Posted: 7/27/2022 5:41:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Midget, midget, midget. Wokes can suck a fart outta my ass 
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Posted: 7/27/2022 5:49:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryRookie mistake. You toss dwarves, not midgets. The larger head on a dwarf moves the center of mass forward which improves accuracy. |
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Posted: 7/27/2022 6:06:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThis is the video i was looking to see if it got posted. |
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Posted: 7/27/2022 6:11:11 PM EDT
[#12]
He should have used freak? |
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Posted: 7/27/2022 6:13:07 PM EDT
[#13]
What no Bridget the midget?
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Posted: 7/27/2022 6:18:58 PM EDT
[#14]
 Norm Macdonald Midget Joke |
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Posted: 7/27/2022 6:21:06 PM EDT
[#15]
My wife is under five three and I call her a midget all the time.
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Posted: 7/27/2022 6:22:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm hung like a midget.  Is that why they call you Kickstand? |
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Posted: 7/27/2022 6:23:50 PM EDT
[#17]
If I were him I wouldn't care.
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Posted: 7/27/2022 6:24:09 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: When the fuck did midget become a bad word? All this shit is fucking retarded. Midget midget midget midget!!! Screw them woke idiots!!! |
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Posted: 7/27/2022 6:28:03 PM EDT
[#19]
Should have said pygmy.
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Posted: 7/27/2022 6:29:06 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: When the fuck did midget become a bad word? All this shit is fucking retarded. OMG, you used the R-word... HOW DARE YOU!!! (Sarcasm everyone) |
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Posted: 7/27/2022 6:29:32 PM EDT
[#21]
He should be under fire for fucking up the Cowboys! Doesn't matter anymore since I stopped watching everything, but still.
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Posted: 7/27/2022 6:34:43 PM EDT
[#22]
Check out /u/power_midget on reddit.
You're welcome. 
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Posted: 7/27/2022 6:35:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/27/2022 6:36:27 PM EDT
[#24]
Well...
Midgets and Dwarves are both Little People, but they are different types. So it's possible Jerry was simply being accurate. |
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Posted: 7/27/2022 6:36:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm gonna throw the **** out of this little ****ing thing, so if it gets hurt what happens? Cus we're gonna get ****ing nuts. I don't think it's gonna get hurt. They're like, they have superhuman strength. I think it's gonna be fine. You can't look 'em right in the eyes either. You can't look them in the eyes? No, that's a fact. I saw it on PBS. They get confused and their wires get crossed. You gotta look, like, the chin. Like it looks like I'm looking at you but I'm really looking at your chin. Yeah, I feel like your addressing me right now but you're not are you? They're like the Mona Lisa. They find eye contact where ever you are standing in the room, and then they lock in, you know. No but there is a limit to what we can do with them. We're allowed to throw **** at them. Yes. We're allowed to throw food, banana's? Correct. Any food. But, for example, what I wouldn't do maybe is tell him to pull his **** out and get some of the girls to, you know, fondle him and **** like that. That would be... unacceptable. Well, we'll keep that in our back pocket but this guy is more about throwing, throwing at the dart board. Correct, yes, yes, yes. The thing is this is their gift, okay. They're built to be thrown, like a long-dart. They're top heavy like a long-dart so they're built for accuracy. Oh my god, can we bowl with this guy? That's his ****ing brother, Robbie. His brother's the bowling ball. The brother, you put a skateboard on him, you strap him to skateboard - you toss him down an alley at some pins. No ****, that's interesting. Can we get that guy? We can get that guy too, but it says here that this guy will show his ****. Yeah. He will? Yeah, instead of growing up... they are very ornery, by the way. So you gotta be very careful with these little guys. Safety first. Safety is first, alright. I want someone with a ****ing tranquilizer gun ready to knock this ****er out. Mace, taser guns. Do we want to get like a pellet gun maybe? No, a pellet gun is gonna hurt him. I just want him out. Knocked out cold. I say we stick with the loophole, right, okay? If we don't consider him a human, we just consider it an act, I think we're in the clear. You know, like The Flying Wallenda's. A lot of those guys died and they never sued anybody. The important thing you guys gotta keep in mind is that these things gossip. They get together and they gossip. That's a good point. And the last thing that we need is them getting together and saying oh this, and they make fun of us. It's gonna make Stratton look bad. That's why I love you. You think of **** like that. So they come in, and we treat 'em just like they're one of us. One of us, gooble-gobble, one of us. We accept you, one of us. 100% truth in that meeting that took place. |
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Posted: 7/27/2022 6:38:01 PM EDT
[#26]
 john mulaney // midgets |
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Posted: 7/27/2022 6:40:29 PM EDT
[#27]
Thought it said Jenny Jones at first
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Posted: 7/27/2022 7:09:18 PM EDT
[#28]
Am I not supposed to use that word?
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Posted: 7/27/2022 7:23:27 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Check out /u/power_midget on reddit. You're welcome. while not on a work computer... I would add. |
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Posted: 7/27/2022 7:37:30 PM EDT
[#30]
Gee. Brad Williams doesn’t seem to mind the word “midget”…
 Brad Williams and Jeff Dunham  |
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Posted: 7/27/2022 7:38:56 PM EDT
[#31]
I present a Georgia original, Hank Johnson. (who'll probably be reelected this year)
 Hank Johnson Midgets Vs Giants Analogy in Congress Speech |
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Posted: 7/27/2022 7:40:57 PM EDT
[#32]
Midget sub Brigitte the midget
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Posted: 7/27/2022 8:16:31 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Tell them to watch some Brad Williams standup. https://images.radio.com/aiu-media/brad-williams-getty-images-1-3f2216f1-844a-4ce1-a320-19caf1a6cfa5.jpg One of the funniest motherfuckers I have seen on stage, and he DGAF about the word midget. He had a hilarious story about getting hate mail and being protested because he uses the word midget in his act.  Brad Williams Fun Size • Part 4 | LOLflix  |
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Posted: 7/27/2022 8:21:18 PM EDT
[#34]
My only concern is that this will somehow overshadow the usual criticism, like how he should never have fired Jimmy Johnson, and how he needs to hire a GM.
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Posted: 7/27/2022 8:24:34 PM EDT
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So, if I understand this correctly, the people who go around calling other people Nazis are upset because someone used a perfectly good word? Excuse me while Roundup my field of fucks.
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Posted: 7/27/2022 8:27:45 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: So short fused What they gonna do kick his shins? When they were looking for a hitman that chick was on the short list. She only works for shoes. |
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Posted: 7/27/2022 8:28:54 PM EDT
[#37]
lol...
 ...other than to post that^ |
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Posted: 7/27/2022 8:30:01 PM EDT
[#38]
He should have a midget tossing event on NFL opening day at Texas stadium.
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Posted: 7/27/2022 8:30:34 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Midget, midget, midget. Wokes can suck a fart outta my ass Midget wrasslin' Midget porn Midget race cars. |
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Posted: 7/27/2022 8:34:49 PM EDT
[#40]
"one of the little people" better?
darby o'gill & the little people  Darby O''Gill and the Little People - WTF fiddle scene
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Posted: 7/27/2022 8:48:17 PM EDT
[#41]
Midgets get annoyed by the littlest things.
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Posted: 7/27/2022 8:51:39 PM EDT
[#42]
Not sure the problem?
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Posted: 7/27/2022 8:57:52 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I can over look that. Is a midget race car driver a little person racing or is it a small dirt race car? It's all so tiring. (NOT a small car)   Midget  |
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Posted: 7/27/2022 9:02:36 PM EDT
[#44]
He should host a Mexican Midget Wrestling extravaganza at AT&T Stadium to show his commitment to midgets. You Go Jerry!
I have been to a few and they are funny as hell.  Attached File |
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Posted: 7/27/2022 9:02:46 PM EDT
[#45]
My fav.
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Posted: 7/27/2022 9:11:16 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You wanna know who midgets hate even more than Jerry Jones? People who fart in elevators. 
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Posted: 7/27/2022 9:13:09 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Tell them to watch some Brad Williams standup. https://images.radio.com/aiu-media/brad-williams-getty-images-1-3f2216f1-844a-4ce1-a320-19caf1a6cfa5.jpg One of the funniest motherfuckers I have seen on stage, and he DGAF about the word midget. He had a hilarious story about getting hate mail and being protested because he uses the word midget in his act. Yes he is funny. This woke culture needs to grow up. Sadly they'd find that offensive to. |
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Posted: 7/27/2022 9:19:08 PM EDT
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What’s the cutoff heght-wise?
And age and height-wise for younger humans…when do you officially become “short”.? |
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Posted: 7/27/2022 9:28:49 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What's the cutoff heght-wise? And age and height-wise for younger humans when do you officially become "short".? |
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Posted: 7/28/2022 8:46:28 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well, in a least one case.... (NOT a small car) http://federatedautopartsraceway.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/0i55-080616-1191.jpg https://cdn-1.motorsport.com/images/amp/YEXDJPq2/s6/nascar-truck-texas-2016-rico-abreu-thorsport-racing-toyota.jpg Midget https://tjslideways.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/DSC_6245.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I can over look that. Is a midget race car driver a little person racing or is it a small dirt race car? It's all so tiring. (NOT a small car) http://federatedautopartsraceway.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/0i55-080616-1191.jpg https://cdn-1.motorsport.com/images/amp/YEXDJPq2/s6/nascar-truck-texas-2016-rico-abreu-thorsport-racing-toyota.jpg Midget https://tjslideways.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/DSC_6245.jpg I have only heard about Rico, had no idea about his stature. He's legit, 2 time Chili Bowl winner. |
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