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What debate ?

We have a movie on, so there is that.

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we're not debating our way out of this.

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Vivek kicked some MSNBC ass with his opening statement

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Vivek kicked some MSNBC ass with his opening statement

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Plot twist!

I'm drinking but it has nothing to do with a game related to that crap.

Not watching.

MODERATOR: Hello, and welcome to the third Republican primary debate. To shore up declining voter interest, we’ve decided to make things more interesting tonight. In this first round, each candidate will have to avoid using a specific letter of the alphabet in their answer. If they slip up, they forfeit their remaining time, and the next candidate in line gets the floor.

Our candidates who have qualified today are Chris Christie, Nikki Haley, Ron DeSantis, and Donald Trump. And our first question is: what issue do you think is most important in this election? Chris Christie, let’s start with you.. Your Forbidden Letter is “V”.

CHRISTIE: Nobody told me anything about this forbidden letter thing. I don’t think voters - [microphone shuts off]

MODERATOR: Sorry Chris, there’s a “V” in voters. Our next candidate is Nikki Haley. Nikki, the question is still which issue is most important, and your Forbidden Letter is “K”.

HALEY: Tha . . . uh . . . gratitude to you. I thi . . . uh, I believe . . . that rising threats to peace around the globe are the most important issue. Countries li . . . countries such as Iran and . . . and . . . such as that place with Pyongyang . . . are threatening US allies. When I was UN ambassador, I learned to stand up to dangerous tyrants such as Ayatollah . . . such as the Ayatollah . . . and Vladimir Putin. And . . . that one guy in . . . in the place with Pyongyang. We need to stand together with US allies such as Israel, South . . . that place with Seoul . . . and most recently U . . . Um, our allies such as U . . . such as that place with . . . f—k.

MODERATOR: Sorry Nikki, there’s a “K” in f—k. Our next candidate is Ron DeSantis. Ron, question is still which issue is most important, and your Forbidden Letter is “S”.

DESANTIS: What the hell? Nikki got “K”, and Chr . . . that other guy got “V”, and you’re giving me . . . that letter i . . . uh . . . could be . . . like a hundred . . . a hundredfold more common than the letter for the other two people combined! How could that be fair?

MODERATOR: Ron, fairness is exactly what we’re going for. You’re ahead of Chris and Nikki in the polls, so we’re giving you a harder letter. Let’s see if you can keep your lead.

DESANTIS: Fine. What the hell. Whatever. I think the mo . . . the maximally important problem facing America today . . . for the problem, I would pick wokene . . . the condition of being woke. Our . . . educational in . . . educational thing . . that thing where we try to give education to people . . . it could be . . . totally . . . corrupted . . . by . . . that thing where people have the condition of being woke. Teache . . . teaching people . . . tell me that our . . . our . . . kid . . . the children in the education thing . . . oh, come on. This is f—ing impossible!

MODERATOR: Sorry Ron, there were “S”s in the words this, is, and impossible. Donald Trump, you’re up next. The question is still what issue you think is most important during this campaign. Your Forbidden Letters are “A”, “E”, and “I”, which I realize might seem a bit -

TRUMP: No worry! Folks, our south bound’s so porous! Lots of rough groups pour through. Crooks, cholos, drug lords! Now no jobs for poor US folks. No good! But don’t worry! POTUS Trump would shut porous bounds! Trump would construct humongous block on south bounds. Block would shut door to crooks. Now, good jobs for poor US folks! Woohoo for Trump!

MODERATOR: Thank you Donald. In our next round . . .

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What debate ?

We have a movie on, so there is that.

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Vivek kicked some MSNBC ass with his opening statement

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DeSantis had a strong opening statement.
He’s right about Trump should be there. He should.

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Need more of this from the Republicans

\uD83D\uDEA8 BREAKING: Vivek Ramaswamy destroys Ronna Romney McDaniel, demand she come on stage and RESIGN, says Joe Rogan and Elon Musk should be hosting the debate instead of hacks like Kristen Welker who pushed the Russian Collusion Hoax \uD83D\uDD25 pic.twitter.com/hxcBxGrdPN

Benny Johnson  (@bennyjohnson) November 9, 2023

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Wow so predictable from Nikki Haley

She sounds like a typical Ukebro. Totally delusional.

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Need more of this from the Republicans

\uD83D\uDEA8 BREAKING: Vivek Ramaswamy destroys Ronna Romney McDaniel, demand she come on stage and RESIGN, says Joe Rogan and Elon Musk should be hosting the debate instead of hacks like Kristen Welker who pushed the Russian Collusion Hoax \uD83D\uDD25 pic.twitter.com/hxcBxGrdPN

Benny Johnson  (@bennyjohnson) November 9, 2023

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The more I hear Crispy Cr me speak, the more I despise the guy. What an effing loser.

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Oh here comes the Ukraine support question

Just a reminder that the majority of America (including the Republican party) is against more support for Ukraine

Let's see who stands out here

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"Dick Cheney in 3 inch heels, we have two of those on stage tonight"

HAHA

Nimrata Haley and shorty DeSantis

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Camel toe is talking again.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/333874/cameltoe_jpg-3020655.JPG