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Posted: 9/24/2018 11:55:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryI’m not even going to ask..............
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Posted: 9/24/2018 11:56:40 AM EDT
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I figured Summers Eve was designed for all bitches...  She will love you more. |
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Posted: 9/24/2018 11:56:55 AM EDT
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oh my
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Posted: 9/24/2018 11:57:23 AM EDT
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Vaginitis or bacterial vaginosis. Her vagina and your semen might have a ph imbalance that irritates the walls of her vagina.
A course of metronidazole ought to fix you two lovebirds right up. In the meantime, there's this: 
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Posted: 9/24/2018 6:57:26 PM EDT
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Squeeze her anus. She will love you more. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I figured Summers Eve was designed for all bitches... She will love you more.  Attached File |
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Posted: 9/24/2018 7:06:53 PM EDT
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I figured Summers Eve was designed for all bitches... She will love you more. https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/49816/20180924_185616-682019.JPG You know what the anus looks like, right? Put a towel on the floor (or do it outdoors). Wear disposable rubber type gloves. Put cotton balls/whatever with something that smells good on them in your nostrils. Post video. ETA got a gopro? |
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Posted: 9/24/2018 7:14:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/24/2018 7:19:57 PM EDT
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are ya gonna jerk off a mouse next?
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Posted: 9/24/2018 7:23:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/24/2018 7:31:49 PM EDT
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In on soon to be epic thread
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Posted: 9/24/2018 7:35:45 PM EDT
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I know Saturday night I let my dog in for some chow. Dude got sleepy and started releasing paint peeler farts during his nap.
Seriously thought about tying him hog fashion and giving him some Altoid suppositories. |
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Posted: 9/24/2018 8:53:27 PM EDT
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Put thumb on one side of anus, and a finger or two on the other. Push in and squeeze. You know what the anus looks like, right? Put a towel on the floor (or do it outdoors). Wear disposable rubber type gloves. Put cotton balls/whatever with something that smells good on them in your nostrils. Post video. ETA got a gopro? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I figured Summers Eve was designed for all bitches... She will love you more. https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/49816/20180924_185616-682019.JPG You know what the anus looks like, right? Put a towel on the floor (or do it outdoors). Wear disposable rubber type gloves. Put cotton balls/whatever with something that smells good on them in your nostrils. Post video. ETA got a gopro?
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Posted: 9/24/2018 9:09:32 PM EDT
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Dig hole in back yard.
Put dog treats in hole. Take dog in back yard. Shoot dog while its in hole enjoying treats. Fill in hole. Problem solved. |
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Posted: 9/24/2018 9:15:29 PM EDT
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Just cover it in extra chunky Jiff and let the dog clean itself like nature intended.
Close your blinds first though or the neighbors might think you’re weird. |
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Posted: 9/24/2018 9:15:44 PM EDT
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Dig hole in back yard. Put dog treats in hole. Take dog in back yard. Shoot dog while its in hole enjoying treats. Fill in hole. Problem solved. 
My dogs not a pitbull... |
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Posted: 9/24/2018 9:19:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/24/2018 9:23:04 PM EDT
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This isn't a "skunked" thread, guys.
You do know what "Summer's Eve" is, right? He's asking for vag deodorant for a dog. Holy shit...I'm tagging this for hilarity and more details. LMFAO |
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Posted: 9/24/2018 9:29:49 PM EDT
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It seems that when my dog gets the fishy ass she wants sit on me more. She is just fucking with me at that point.
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Posted: 9/24/2018 9:34:24 PM EDT
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Is stinky dog pussy ACTUALLY a thing?
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Posted: 9/24/2018 9:39:48 PM EDT
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Take the dog to a professional groomer for a bath and brush. They will fix the problem for you.
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Posted: 9/24/2018 10:16:40 PM EDT
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This thread is disgusting
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Posted: 9/24/2018 10:19:53 PM EDT
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This isn't a "skunked" thread, guys. You do know what "Summer's Eve" is, right? He's asking for vag deodorant for a dog. Holy shit...I'm tagging this for hilarity and more details. LMFAO If it’s actually for a dogs vag issue, I don’t know what to say. |
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Posted: 9/25/2018 5:56:46 AM EDT
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Take the dog to a professional groomer for a bath and brush. They will fix the problem for you. Fuck paying some lispy fag to wash my mutt. |
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Posted: 9/25/2018 5:57:40 AM EDT
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It seems that when my dog gets the fishy ass she wants sit on me more. She is just fucking with me at that point. |
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Posted: 9/25/2018 6:57:35 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/25/2018 7:27:20 AM EDT
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Coca Cola up the old hooha then make her jump up and down. |
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Posted: 9/25/2018 8:23:56 AM EDT
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Put thumb on one side of anus, and a finger or two on the other. Push in and squeeze. You know what the anus looks like, right? Put a towel on the floor (or do it outdoors). Wear disposable rubber type gloves. Put cotton balls/whatever with something that smells good on them in your nostrils. Post video. ETA got a gopro? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I figured Summers Eve was designed for all bitches... She will love you more. https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/49816/20180924_185616-682019.JPG You know what the anus looks like, right? Put a towel on the floor (or do it outdoors). Wear disposable rubber type gloves. Put cotton balls/whatever with something that smells good on them in your nostrils. Post video. ETA got a gopro? |
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Posted: 9/25/2018 8:31:25 AM EDT
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This place has gotten really weird lately!
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Posted: 9/25/2018 8:31:32 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/25/2018 8:42:42 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/25/2018 10:17:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/25/2018 10:19:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/25/2018 10:23:54 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/25/2018 10:24:09 PM EDT
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 How this thread has not been locked amazes me
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Posted: 9/25/2018 10:26:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/25/2018 10:28:00 PM EDT
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Tomato juice works great for skunk spray stink. I assume that's why you are asking. If you actually intend to douche your pooch, well, that's pretty fuckin weird. Came to inquire how this was going to work, & why it was necessary, plus is it a Chihuahua or a Great Dane? Answers make all the difference. |
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Posted: 9/25/2018 10:30:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/25/2018 10:30:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/25/2018 10:30:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/25/2018 10:32:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI watched that for about 1 minute. Couldn't figure it out though. It was intriguing. Thanks. 
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Posted: 9/25/2018 10:49:52 PM EDT
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Good question
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Posted: 9/26/2018 8:20:44 AM EDT
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[/b] Came to inquire how this was going to work, & why it was necessary, plus is it a Chihuahua or a Great Dane? Answers make all the difference. |
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Posted: 9/26/2018 8:36:29 AM EDT
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I guess I’ll just see where this goes.
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Posted: 9/26/2018 8:50:11 AM EDT
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Like a kid with shit on thier finger. |
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Posted: 9/26/2018 9:36:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/27/2018 9:01:06 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/27/2018 9:04:08 AM EDT
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https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/49816/20180926_213318-684274.JPG Someone got a bath...  Looking like she is ready for her "date"
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Posted: 9/27/2018 9:04:57 AM EDT
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If the OP wants to marry his dog I am not going to judge his interspecies happiness.
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Posted: 9/27/2018 9:28:39 AM EDT
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Don't need it if you are flexible enough to lick yourself clean,
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Posted: 9/27/2018 2:09:24 PM EDT
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If the OP wants to marry his dog I am not going to judge his interspecies happiness. Like my wife. |
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