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Posted: 1/23/2021 8:06:29 AM EDT
Canadian catches porch pirate. Porch pirate faces instant Karma...
Watch to the very end, for a very *VERY* Canadian ending to this encounter.


Link Posted: 1/23/2021 8:13:49 AM EDT
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If the homeowner would have even roughed up the thief he would have been charged with assault.



Link Posted: 1/23/2021 8:15:31 AM EDT
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If the homeowner would have even roughed up the thief he would have been charged with assault.



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... The would be victim straight up offered a shovel to help dig the guy out, so he could escape.
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 8:18:10 AM EDT
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Cops might charge him with taunting the precious misguided youth , he may have had his feelings hurt.
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 8:22:24 AM EDT
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Wanted to see him burn the motor on that faggot car. Then get an ass whoopin
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 8:25:39 AM EDT
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If the homeowner would have even roughed up the thief he would have been charged with assault.



... The would be victim straight up offered a shovel to help dig the guy out, so he could escape.


Your sarcasm meter is broke as fuck. He was taunting the porch pirate, not offering help.
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 8:35:08 AM EDT
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That video was 3:45 longer than needed
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 8:48:27 AM EDT
[#7]
Good. Fuck that scumbag
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 8:53:46 AM EDT
[#8]
LOL
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 8:55:01 AM EDT
[#9]
Shitty ending, I thought he was going to clear the snow and get run over by his own vehicle, oh well.
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 9:03:06 AM EDT
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Shitty ending, I thought he was going to clear the snow and get run over by his own vehicle, oh well.
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This, Or if southern snow it would have burst into flames.
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 9:05:53 AM EDT
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I was eagerly waiting for the porch pirate to get an arm tangled up in the moving wheel and get caught in a spin cycle.
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 9:13:39 AM EDT
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Who knew that there were black people in Canada.  Good to know they commit crimes there too.
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 9:25:18 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/23/2021 9:27:51 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/23/2021 9:29:10 AM EDT
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WTF was a "very *VERY* Canadian ending to this encounter?"

I was expecting the perp getting his head bashed in with a hockey stick.  So disappointing.
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 9:31:13 AM EDT
[#16]
Needs moar belt fed.
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 9:31:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/23/2021 9:32:20 AM EDT
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WTF was a "very *VERY* Canadian ending to this encounter?"

I was expecting the perp getting his head bashed in with a hockey stick.  So disappointing.
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I always thought Canucks were pretty friendly, but not afraid to throw hands. Guy should have clobbered him.
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 9:40:44 AM EDT
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No officer, I don’t know how all those bullet holes got in his tires. It looks like all four them are flat though, I bet he had a hard time driving around like that. That’s probably why he got stuck.
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 9:51:45 AM EDT
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"Call the police!  Did you call them?"
"I'm trying.  I don't know the number!"

What did she think, it was 912?
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 9:54:41 AM EDT
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Immigrant?  Like ours, their government brought in a bunch of people from Africa who've integrated oh so well into polite Canadian society.
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 10:04:00 AM EDT
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What's the very Canadian ending? What did I miss?
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 10:09:36 AM EDT
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I would’ve at least been throwing snowballs at him and laughing the entire time.
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 10:16:10 AM EDT
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Eh, that’s assault.
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 10:17:53 AM EDT
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Eh, that’s assault.
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Ban assault snowballs, for the children?
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 10:19:05 AM EDT
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I always thought Canucks were pretty friendly, but not afraid to throw hands. Guy should have clobbered him.
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He didn't want to face the lawsuit , plus it was right in front of his house.
Thief was probably Somali , so his buddies will probably be back for some sort of retaliation unfortunately.

If this had taken place on neutral ground , no doubt the thief would have got his ass beat as it often does.
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 10:19:43 AM EDT
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An African import, no doubt.

Diversity is their strength!

Link Posted: 1/23/2021 10:19:48 AM EDT
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Eh, that’s assault.
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I highly doubt it.  Even I’m not that paranoid and I don’t have a lot of faith in the justice system at all.
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 10:20:51 AM EDT
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He didn't want to face the lawsuit , plus it was right in front of his house.
Thief was probably Somali , so his buddies will probably be back for some sort of retaliation unfortunately.

If this had taken place on neutral ground , no doubt the thief would have got his ass beat as it often does.
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I always thought Canucks were pretty friendly, but not afraid to throw hands. Guy should have clobbered him.

He didn't want to face the lawsuit , plus it was right in front of his house.
Thief was probably Somali , so his buddies will probably be back for some sort of retaliation unfortunately.

If this had taken place on neutral ground , no doubt the thief would have got his ass beat as it often does.



It's a shame he couldn't have worked the guy over with a hockey stick and burned his car to the ground, he certainly deserves it, eh.
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 10:24:51 AM EDT
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Note to self - when porch pirating, or any kind of pirating (but not butt pirating), don’t drive a shit box.
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 10:29:52 AM EDT
[#31]
free housing & medical care
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 10:45:03 AM EDT
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Wanted to see him burn the motor on that faggot car. Then get an ass whoopin
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Unfortunately that's a pretty solid Toyota engine (1NZ-FE).  It takes a lot to destroy, even without oil in the crankcase.
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 10:46:33 AM EDT
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This, Or if southern snow it would have burst into flames.
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Shitty ending, I thought he was going to clear the snow and get run over by his own vehicle, oh well.


This, Or if southern snow it would have burst into flames.

I love our flammable snow.  It always catches the yankees by surprise.  Then they finally understand why we need the bread and milk.
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 1:28:07 PM EDT
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I was waiting for the car to drive away without him.
Link Posted: 1/23/2021 1:36:13 PM EDT
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This. I was expecting everyone to apologize to each other or at least say eh? a time or two.
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