If your cat was an M67 frag and it went off right now

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Posted: 3/2/2019 10:31:40 PM EDT

What would the casualty list be and how severe?

Id be down one leg at best and my GSD would be kaput. The cat would be gone too so at least there's a silver lining.

Posted: 3/2/2019 10:33:39 PM EDT

[#1]

My wife, me, the Bernese Moutain Dog. GSD would be safe though

Posted: 3/2/2019 10:34:23 PM EDT

[#2]

I'd be dead. Blast to the head. He's playing next to where I'm sitting.

The wife would be dead also. She's doing yoga in the floor in front of me. She wants some.

Posted: 3/2/2019 10:34:59 PM EDT

[#3]

Dunno where he's is at the moment

Posted: 3/2/2019 10:36:12 PM EDT

[#4]

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Posted: 3/2/2019 10:36:58 PM EDT

[#5]

A bunch of houses would be showered with shrapnel.

But I would probably be fine.

Then again...

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Posted: 3/2/2019 10:37:35 PM EDT

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Didn't see that ending coming.

Posted: 3/2/2019 10:37:56 PM EDT

[#7]

me dead and 4 other cats dead

Posted: 3/2/2019 10:38:25 PM EDT

[#8]

Left side of my face would be missing

Posted: 3/2/2019 10:38:58 PM EDT

[#9]

dead. Stewpud kat annoys me to feed it, so it always camps out near me.

Posted: 3/2/2019 10:39:45 PM EDT

[#10]

I don't have a cat so I am fine

Posted: 3/2/2019 10:39:51 PM EDT

[#11]

Not much left of the dog since it ate the cat.

Posted: 3/2/2019 10:40:06 PM EDT

[#12]

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Quite dead I'd be

Posted: 3/2/2019 10:40:12 PM EDT

[#13]

He is on the wife unit's lap, soooooo....

Posted: 3/2/2019 10:40:14 PM EDT

[#14]

Me, wife, and Rottie/Shepherd mix would all be goners.

Posted: 3/2/2019 10:40:45 PM EDT

[#15]

You mean if it went off right meow?

Posted: 3/2/2019 10:43:19 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/2/2019 10:46:25 PM EDT

[#17]

The bottom of my trash can would explode.

Posted: 3/2/2019 10:47:07 PM EDT

[#18]

Not much, he's only 2lbs and change.

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The 17lbs declawed main coon, however, she'll do some damage.

Posted: 3/2/2019 10:56:32 PM EDT

[#19]

M67s don't do anywhere near as much damage as people think

Posted: 3/2/2019 10:59:13 PM EDT

[#20]

My wife’s Tucson went puff, garage fire and well ??

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:00:23 PM EDT

[#21]

The couch would get blown up along with the spare bed downstairs. If the wife was home she would probably be a goner though.

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:01:44 PM EDT

[#22]

As far as I’m aware I don’t have a cat... would be a surprise though if it detonated.

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:07:15 PM EDT

[#23]

I’d wonder where I got a cat.

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:13:24 PM EDT

[#24]

Who the hell knows. The little shit is never in the same place twice and I don’t know where her little ass is right now.

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:15:41 PM EDT

[#25]

Jack Bauer sleeping on my head, Liam Meowson sleeping on my chest..

I’d be fukt..

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:15:43 PM EDT

[#26]

It would blow my front door off, hes scratching at it trying to be fed atm.

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:16:34 PM EDT

[#27]

I'd be losing a few bales of hay and the mouse population would be elated.

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:17:43 PM EDT

[#28]

All my cats are gone (cremated or buried). The closest one wouldn't even disturb the dog (also dec.) next to her.

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:19:16 PM EDT

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You need moar cats..

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:22:26 PM EDT

[#30]

I can hear him licking the place where his balls used to be in the other room, so DR table and a chair or two.

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:23:20 PM EDT

[#31]

The only cat I "have" would be our shop cat. Considering no one is there it would just be some property damage.

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:26:36 PM EDT

[#32]

the puppy is gonna take the brunt

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:27:39 PM EDT

[#33]

Cut in half. He always sits in my lap.

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:30:44 PM EDT

[#34]

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My dog (the one still living) would love it if I got another cat. She loved the cat.

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:32:15 PM EDT

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Such a missed thread title opportunity.

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:33:47 PM EDT

[#36]

The kitchen would be a mess.

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:34:24 PM EDT

[#37]

No cats. Might get the neighbors property cheap though.

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:36:12 PM EDT

[#38]

First cat near me might possibly = coloring books for Christmas
Second one near me = DRT
Don't know where #3 and 4 are now but there is another variable I need to consider.

The dog OTOH, if the old lady is anywhere near the kill radius of a frag I would be dead. He is literally her shadow.

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:38:37 PM EDT

[#39]

Zero casualties. Husky Master race laughs at grown men allowing animals to shit in their house....

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:41:13 PM EDT

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This, unless my dog who sometimes thinks he's a cat counts.

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:41:24 PM EDT

[#41]

My 22lb calico is asleep under the wood stove, I would be a goner and the house would burn down!

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:42:40 PM EDT

[#42]

Just me.

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:43:44 PM EDT

[#43]

Front door is toast, and safe number 3 is gonna get a "stress test'........

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:43:45 PM EDT

[#44]

I would have multiple holes in my head, left arm, left lung and thigh. I would be deader than dead.

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:43:45 PM EDT

[#45]

I'd lose my noggin

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:45:07 PM EDT

[#46]

My crotch would be blown out.

She is sleeping in my lap.

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:45:27 PM EDT

[#47]

zero, because I'm not a cat owner

Posted: 3/2/2019 11:51:50 PM EDT

[#48]

Sympathetic detonation of second cat.

No survivors.

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Posted: 3/3/2019 12:07:22 AM EDT

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Made me laugh.
Thanks

Posted: 3/3/2019 12:10:09 AM EDT

[#50]

I mean, I know that there are a lot of oddball hypothetical questions asked around here, but damn.....

Also, I don't have a cat. I'm fine.

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