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Posted: 7/21/2018 9:16:41 PM EDT

COLD SALTED WATERMELON!!

Yeah I said it.

FIGHT ME.

Posted: 7/21/2018 9:17:27 PM EDT

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chik fila large peach milkshake

Posted: 7/21/2018 9:18:00 PM EDT

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Receiving a blowjob while drinking an ice cold beer.

Posted: 7/21/2018 9:18:02 PM EDT

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False

Posted: 7/21/2018 9:19:24 PM EDT

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Can't argue with that..

Second place is a s'more

Posted: 7/21/2018 9:22:33 PM EDT

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Try putting a few big chunks of cold watermelon in the blender with a little coconut water. Puree it and pour in a glass with a salted rim. Damn good cool down drink, no booze needed.

Posted: 7/21/2018 9:23:41 PM EDT

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Frozen Swiss Rolls

Posted: 7/21/2018 9:25:29 PM EDT

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Leave out the salt and you've got a winner!

Salted watermelon........

Might as well pour some hot, brown gravy on watermelon.

Posted: 7/21/2018 9:26:11 PM EDT

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This is correct

Posted: 7/21/2018 9:26:48 PM EDT

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Not where I was heading but...

Posted: 7/21/2018 9:27:32 PM EDT

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Leave out the salt and you've got a winner!

Salted watermelon........

Might as well pour some hot, brown gravy on watermelon.

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You’re not really from Texas are you?? Bless your heart.

Posted: 7/21/2018 9:27:41 PM EDT

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This.

And it's salted too... from what the wife tells me.

Posted: 7/21/2018 9:30:51 PM EDT

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Or cantaloupe with pepper.

Posted: 7/21/2018 9:34:23 PM EDT

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COLD SALTED WATERMELON!!

Yeah I said it.

FIGHT ME.

https://blog.khymos.org/wp-content/2010/07/salt_fruit_watermelon_background.jpg

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I read the title to this thread and said Fucking watermelon is the best summertime treat. Then I opened the thread and was in total agreement.

Posted: 7/21/2018 9:36:30 PM EDT

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This. But I've been married for 19 years, so the cold beer will be good enough.

Posted: 7/21/2018 9:42:18 PM EDT

[#15]

I just knew what OP was going to say, and I concur.

Posted: 7/21/2018 9:50:25 PM EDT

[#16]

FPNILAMF

Posted: 7/21/2018 9:53:58 PM EDT

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Why would you want to screw up a delicious slice of cold watermelon with SALT?

Posted: 7/21/2018 9:56:04 PM EDT

[#18]

Aside from the BJ and beer, I choose a rootbeer freeze.

Posted: 7/21/2018 10:01:25 PM EDT

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I can't disagree!

I have me some ready to go after the chicken comes off the grill!

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Posted: 7/21/2018 10:01:58 PM EDT

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Salt amps up the flavor of almost everything!!!

Posted: 7/21/2018 10:02:49 PM EDT

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And smoking a cigar.

Posted: 7/21/2018 10:03:31 PM EDT

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Or corn on the cob cooked on the grille.

Posted: 7/21/2018 10:04:54 PM EDT

[#23]

I just had a little watermelon with Tajin.

Posted: 7/21/2018 10:13:13 PM EDT

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Monica!

Posted: 7/21/2018 10:14:37 PM EDT

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My dad always salted his watermelon. I tried it again just recently, with a rather poor melon. It did help.

We grow excellent melons here, Rocky Fords. They're so sweet you don't need to put anything on it.

Posted: 7/21/2018 11:39:43 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/22/2018 3:27:51 AM EDT

[#27]

With Texas Pete’s or tamarindo powder.

Posted: 7/22/2018 3:29:24 AM EDT

[#28]

Huh, I'd be happy with a Sonic lime slush with just a shot of Tequila.

Posted: 7/22/2018 3:32:09 AM EDT

[#29]

Most refreshing hot weather drink...

Posted: 7/22/2018 3:34:08 AM EDT

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To heck with the salt. I like my melon ice cold though. I enjoy putting a whole one in a cooler full of ice for a few hours and slicing it open. I could eat an entire melon in one serving.

Posted: 7/22/2018 3:39:03 AM EDT

[#31]

I'd rather soak some watermelon in premium vodka. Ice cold and a nice buzz.

Posted: 7/22/2018 3:52:29 AM EDT

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Please gather your belongings and leave the south. Do not look back...

Posted: 7/22/2018 4:08:57 AM EDT

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Sweet and salty are complementary flavors.

It's a common tactic to make food taste better, because it works.

See also: sweet and sour.

Posted: 7/22/2018 4:21:48 AM EDT

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I wasn't thinking salt, although I like plain melon with salt. I was thinking something with a bit more kick:

ETA: Not my pic. I would just use plain decent vodka.

Posted: 7/22/2018 4:27:52 AM EDT

[#35]

OP, you got it right!

The last watermelon I had I finished in three days.

I would wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and then wander into the kitchen and grab one of the watermelon containers out of the fridge and just stand there half asleep and stuff my mouth with cold salted goodness.

Posted: 7/22/2018 4:56:25 AM EDT

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This man wins

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Posted: 7/22/2018 5:10:49 AM EDT

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OP ain't wrong.

Though I'll argue that any watermelon that needs salt, was shit to start with.

2 Cups of fresh Blue crop or Patriot Blueberrys, 2 cups of Ice, 3 Shots of Rum, 1/4 cup of sugar.....toss it in the blender and hit Puree for 30 seconds.
Shave off half a lemon zest, pour into a glass, and top with a Basil crown.

Just so ya have something healthy, to wash down the Watermelon on a HOT, Beyond Houston humid, summer afternoon.

Posted: 7/22/2018 5:13:15 AM EDT

[#38]

Tomato sammich and a cold Coke for me

Posted: 7/22/2018 5:25:44 AM EDT

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Vagina. A treat that can be enjoyed year round.

Posted: 7/22/2018 6:46:56 AM EDT

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If it's cold, you have a problem.

Posted: 7/22/2018 7:14:10 AM EDT

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This

Posted: 7/22/2018 7:20:18 AM EDT

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COLD SALTED WATERMELON!!

Yeah I said it.

FIGHT ME.

https://blog.khymos.org/wp-content/2010/07/salt_fruit_watermelon_background.jpg

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If God wanted watermelon sour, he would have done it himself. Grew up loading watermelons and cantaloupes. Rarely eat them.

Posted: 7/22/2018 7:21:02 AM EDT

[#43]

I agree Op.

Posted: 7/22/2018 7:29:32 AM EDT

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I hate watermelon.

Posted: 7/22/2018 7:30:35 AM EDT

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What's that?

Posted: 7/22/2018 7:34:02 AM EDT

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While cold salted watermelon is great, Cook Out's watermelon shake isn't half bad either. I was a bit confused when the lady handed me a spoon the first time I ordered one, but then I found out Cook Out puts actual chunks of watermelon in the shake before blending.