Several years ago, my town was having a hazardous waste take back day. Me and the old lady went down there to get rid of a monster of an old TV. 50” and heavy, I don’t know how old it was but it was huge and weighed a fuckton. Well, we got there and there were many dozens of cars, so we waited.
We pulled up next to a maroon Ram 1500 with some chuckle fuck and his wife riding shotgun. I’m laying the ground work to get in the wife’s pants later, when I look over at the ram and catch the wife running a mining operation. She was a pro, you could tell. I alert my wife to this and we both look over as she is chowing down on one of the biggest boogers I have seen in my entire life. She dangled it over tongue like she was eating some delicacy too, nasty bitch. The next few moments were a blur.
We decided to get lunch after dropping off the TV. I’m standing in line waiting for the food when I look over to see you know who. They order and come wait in my vicinity. I hesitate a moment and then say, “still hungry, huh?” She looked at me with mouth agape, booger on her breath. She knew that I knew, and knew that I knew that she knew. I suggested she try the Ruben and she hurried to go look at something on the other side of the store. Top 10 grossest things I’ve seen.