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Quoted: I dont care to tell any story that an extra naked man in my threesome brings. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Never turn down something that will make a great story in 20 years. I dont care to tell any story that an extra naked man in my threesome brings. But think of the glory you're leaving on the table. |
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Quoted: I forgot to tell you, their kids were upstairs. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes What better way to make sure their kids never pick on your kids? "Shut it, Johnny, before I go tell the whole block about that night you came downstairs and saw me FUCKING YOUR MOM!" Quoted: I only watch porn where the broad is getting railed by a giant cock. Makes it easier to pretend that I'm the one banging her. Is that it, or do you just find it hard to stay interested when it's a small cock? |
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Quoted: If I had a dollar for every "open marriage" weirdo I see on tinder I could retire tomorrow. Is this a thing now a days with people in their 30s? View Quote Because people now a days have lowered standards and lack God in their lives, they are reduced to the level of animals who just go off of basic instincts.... I sometimes believe Judgment Day is around the corner.... Oh yea, and.... |
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Quoted: Because people now a days have lowered standards and lack God in their lives, they are reduced to the level of animals who just go off of basic instincts.... I sometimes believe Judgment Day is around the corner.... Oh yea, and.... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: If I had a dollar for every "open marriage" weirdo I see on tinder I could retire tomorrow. Is this a thing now a days with people in their 30s? Because people now a days have lowered standards and lack God in their lives, they are reduced to the level of animals who just go off of basic instincts.... I sometimes believe Judgment Day is around the corner.... Oh yea, and.... It's just like Sodomy and Gonorrhea... |
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I know you caught shit op, but IMO you made the right choice.
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I honestly probably would have made the wrong choice.
Good on you. |
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[#12]
Let me frame my response...
If I were single, I'd hit almost anything under 160lbs. The bullshit you posted? Fuck no. That's how triple murder suicides happen. |
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[#13]
if you are worried about the balls to walls ration, just ask him to tag out and tag you in
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you did not fo.
you are dead to us now for denying the church of the fo. |
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[#20]
A hookup at a bar 3 towns over seems like a better idea.
Do you still have a job? |
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Quoted: Me, divorced, 40, kids not home. Them, couple, 30's and their friend who is married and her husband was at work. He knows and joins in I guess. The women are not hot, but cute. Wife, 5'9" 150 lbs, friend, 5'2" 130 lbs. No pics because they have kids. No, I'm not into married chicks or parents of my kids friends. And there's the one dick rule. I'm up at their house once or twice a week drinking and hanging out, card games, mario kart, and watching the kids play. It's 200 yards up the road so we usually walk. I was there for a few hours earlier drinking and playing cards against humanity. I get texts from the wife. Her: Heyy Me: What? Me: If yall are doing a drunk parade, hurry up. I'm going to bed soon. 30 mins pass and I'm not wanting drunk visitors this late Me: Going to bed 20 mins later Her: LOL. Her: Comer over and join the party Her: lol Her: I need another dick Her: LOL Her: Danial is keeping up with both of us 20 minutes later I get a facetime from her. My dumbass answered it. Its them, in bed, naked, the husband hiding his face and junk behind their friend. 2 sets of mommy tits. They giggle and try to convince me to come up. I tell them I'm not into married chicks. They try for a little longer before I start to be intentionally boring. And we say goodbye. I'm not looking for drama like that. They are fun but their degeneracy is a sexual turnoff. And I'm not gay. View Quote You seem like fun. |
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Father's Last Words "Son, never turn down a chance to get laid..." |
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Were there going to be snacks afterward? That would influence my decision. No, I don't mean Ritz crackers and Underwood Deviled Ham, something like big assed chilled shrimp and cocktail sauce.
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Quoted: Were there going to be snacks afterward? That would influence my decision. No, I don't mean Ritz crackers and Underwood Deviled Ham, something like big assed chilled shrimp and cocktail sauce. View Quote The OP said their were kids upstairs, so I'm sure there were lunchables and caprisuns in the fridge. |
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Quoted: That is beyond fucked up. Good call, OP. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I forgot to tell you, their kids were upstairs. That is beyond fucked up. Good call, OP. Yeah, that’s not cool. It’s not out of the question that one of them would walk in on that. |
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[#31]
If looking at another dick means gay then I want off this planet, it's not like I'm sucking it
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[#32]
Good dodge.
I’d have just hung up on them instead of trying to be boring tbh. |
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[#33]
I bet they had a go bag for you on the kitchen counter. Ya missed out on snacks and $40.
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lol
I’m not really sure how to respond to this, and I’ve only read the first page, but here are my thoughts as someone who gained some notoriety around here for dating a married chick (with her husband’s knowledge) for a while: First, and most importantly, if the chicks aren’t hot enough to fuck (obviously there’d be some wiggle room if you’ve been drinking), then they aren’t hot enough to fuck. I have no desire to fuck fat or ugly chicks, I don’t care if there’s 6 of them he’ll bent on fucking my brains out. It sounds like this is where you’re at and I can’t give you shit. Secondly, if they are hot enough to fuck, you fucked up. Group sex is awesome. Believe it or not, contrary to GD’s “consensus”, it’s possible to be in the same room as another dick without being gay. It definitely CAN be gay though . GD is very prudish when it comes to this type of thing, but even in MMF threesomes, as long as you’re not doing actual gay shit with the other guy, I don’t see how it’s any gayer than watching regular porn (ie. not gay). ??????? |
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OP totally fails. We do not even get a pic. When I was young I would go to thirtysomes and fortysomes. Is there a way to report this;dissapointing thread?
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Quoted: Because people now a days have lowered standards and lack God in their lives, they are reduced to the level of animals who just go off of basic instincts.... View Quote Like this loon lady? Rep. Maxine Waters Under Scrutiny For Urging Supporters To Confront Trump Officials |
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The neighbor texted me today and wanted to talk.
So I told her when me and the kids would be home. They came over and the kids played in the basement with the cat. Her husband told her she could sleep with another man. She wanted to be sure I wasn't interested. I told her, I don't do drama or married chicks. Apparently the husband of the friend, who they were both sleeping with, didn't know about the affair. To top if off, the friend has a boyfriend from work that she had been sleeping with for 3 years. I told the neighbor she was going to be apart of a murder/suicide case one day. I like her husband, the one in the dark, but I can't look him in the eye again since I know. It's pretty fucked up but my disdainment is selective. My kids like their kids and the whole thing will probably implode one day and they'll have to sell their big house. Her level of nihilism is pretty shocking considering how well she handles her kids school work. You wouldn't ever think that they were like that from a distance. |
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Quoted: The neighbor texted me today and wanted to talk. So I told her when me and the kids would be home. They came over and the kids played in the basement with the cat. Her husband told her she could sleep with another man. She wanted to be sure I wasn't interested. I told her, I don't do drama or married chicks. Apparently the husband of the friend, who they were both sleeping with, didn't know about the affair. To top if off, the friend has a boyfriend from work that she had been sleeping with for 3 years. I told the neighbor she was going to be apart of a murder/suicide case one day. I like her husband, the one in the dark, but I can't look him in the eye again since I know. It's pretty fucked up but my disdainment is selective. My kids like their kids and the whole thing will probably implode one day and they'll have to sell their big house. Her level of nihilism is pretty shocking considering how well she handles her kids school work. You wouldn't ever think that they were like that from a distance. View Quote I was under the impression that everyones husband/wife knew... But yeah I wouldn't do it for one reason... people like that probably have only God knows what kind of diseases. |
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Couple that lives job the road from buddy are swingers. They had neighbors over one evening and did their thing. Now more drama than jerry Springer including at least 1 divorce.
Dodged a bullet. Or at least some dude coming to your house attempting to bash your head in with a shovel. All the drugs they were on at the time wear off in the morning. |
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