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Posted: 4/22/2020 6:46:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well, you are now officially the guy who stalks hookers on his lunch break. That’s how arfcom works. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: so..... see any hookers at lunch today? You act like I do this all the time. Well, you are now officially the guy who stalks hookers on his lunch break. That’s how arfcom works. I won't be back in the danger zone for another 2 weeks. |
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Posted: 4/22/2020 6:50:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/22/2020 6:51:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I won't be back in the danger zone for another 2 weeks. ok so we get an AAR in 2 weeks. thanks |
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Posted: 4/22/2020 7:08:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I won't be back in the danger zone for another 2 weeks. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: so..... see any hookers at lunch today? You act like I do this all the time. Well, you are now officially the guy who stalks hookers on his lunch break. That’s how arfcom works. I won't be back in the danger zone for another 2 weeks. Ask her what the rate is for hookernomics |
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Posted: 4/22/2020 7:35:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I won't be back in the danger zone for another 2 weeks. Doctors orders? 
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Posted: 4/22/2020 7:49:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/025/090/tumblr_inline_p1brmcd9Dk1rr08jv_500.jpg  You ain't wrong though Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: GD: YoU bETtEr PoST pIcHurEs oF YOuR wIfE THoSE R TeH RULES!!!! GD: OP iS A cReEP FOr pOStInG pIcTUreS oF a PRoStiTUtE!!  https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/025/090/tumblr_inline_p1brmcd9Dk1rr08jv_500.jpg You ain't wrong though Obviously, the rulez will have to be amended to include prostitutes. 
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Posted: 4/22/2020 7:52:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I for one desperately look forward to the parody thread. This isn’t the parody thread? |
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Posted: 4/22/2020 7:52:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: wtf kind of hooker shoes are those? I think it's a dude. |
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Posted: 4/22/2020 8:04:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/025/090/tumblr_inline_p1brmcd9Dk1rr08jv_500.jpg You ain't wrong though Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: GD: YoU bETtEr PoST pIcHurEs oF YOuR wIfE THoSE R TeH RULES!!!! GD: OP iS A cReEP FOr pOStInG pIcTUreS oF a PRoStiTUtE!! https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/025/090/tumblr_inline_p1brmcd9Dk1rr08jv_500.jpg You ain't wrong though 
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Posted: 4/22/2020 8:17:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's like the old joke goes.... "You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "McGregor the dock builder"? No! And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scorching weather, but do they call me "McGregor the bridge builder"? No! And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "McGregor the pier builder"? No!" Then he says: "but you fuck one sheep..." You can be an officer in the Guards Regiment of a European royal family, a tenured professor at a prestigious university, site staff at an elite firearms website, drive a fantastically ridiculous car, make artsy handcrafted pipes and be goddamn Father f'n' Boog... ...but you bang one goose... |
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Posted: 4/22/2020 8:20:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I won't be back in the danger zone for another 2 weeks. You know there are other hookers in other places. We know you were looking for some today. Admit it— if you had seen one, you would have followed her. |
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Posted: 4/22/2020 8:25:21 PM EDT
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Milk-swollen boobs?
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Posted: 4/22/2020 8:28:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So are you also tacitly admitting that you have paid for sex? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: We find those in this thread who've never seen or i nteracted with a hooker. Most of them look like every other woman.I wrestled with 2 Chinese prostitutes when I was a cop. I didn't pay for that experience. You're reading too much into verbiage. |
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Posted: 4/22/2020 8:35:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Somehow this epic thread turned into a Yelp page for Las Vegas. Let’s get this back on track. I’ll send OP a $100.00 Brownells gift card if he can get the same girl to sit in the passenger seat of his car holding a sign that says “ F U AROCK” @Master_Shake_TX That I’d like to see |
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Posted: 4/22/2020 9:26:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I won't be back in the danger zone for another 2 weeks. My offer still stands.  |
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Posted: 4/22/2020 9:38:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I won't be back in the danger zone for another 2 weeks. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: so..... see any hookers at lunch today? You act like I do this all the time. Well, you are now officially the guy who stalks hookers on his lunch break. That’s how arfcom works. I won't be back in the danger zone for another 2 weeks. You barebacked it behind a Denny’s didn’t you? |
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Posted: 4/22/2020 9:44:04 PM EDT
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Ya, you need better hobbies. Hooker stalking is a bit weird.
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Posted: 4/22/2020 9:47:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What happened to that one? It get poofed? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: In on one of this shit show. Between this and the Deej thread today will be entertaining What happened to that one? It get poofed? This What got it nuked? I got to page 5 and then...  @SCAR17 |
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Posted: 4/23/2020 12:44:03 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How much for a blowjob? If you have to ask, you can't afford it. |
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Posted: 4/23/2020 12:56:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How much is the average divorce? Not sure on average, but mine attorney got 6 figures. I got an $1800/month child support payment. |
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Posted: 4/23/2020 1:11:04 AM EDT
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I have dropped my truck off at that Discount Tire and then walked to that Braum's and the taco casa while my tires are being worked on. Interesting area of town.
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Posted: 4/23/2020 1:26:01 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I wrestled with 2 Chinese prostitutes when I was a cop. I didn't pay for that experience. You're reading too much into verbiage. @Miami_JBT You missed the parts that were deleted in this thread. That's all I'm gonna say....
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Posted: 4/23/2020 1:27:43 AM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/025/090/tumblr_inline_p1brmcd9Dk1rr08jv_500.jpg You ain't wrong though Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: GD: YoU bETtEr PoST pIcHurEs oF YOuR wIfE THoSE R TeH RULES!!!! GD: OP iS A cReEP FOr pOStInG pIcTUreS oF a PRoStiTUtE!! https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/025/090/tumblr_inline_p1brmcd9Dk1rr08jv_500.jpg You ain't wrong though 
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Posted: 4/23/2020 1:31:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I wrestled with 2 Chinese prostitutes when I was a cop. I didn't pay for that experience. You're reading too much into verbiage. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: We find those in this thread who've never seen or i nteracted with a hooker. Most of them look like every other woman.I wrestled with 2 Chinese prostitutes when I was a cop. I didn't pay for that experience. You're reading too much into verbiage. 
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Posted: 4/23/2020 1:38:57 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Are you not entertained? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: That is pretty creepy, OP  Quoted: This is....creepy.... Are you not entertained? Could have been creepier?
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Posted: 4/23/2020 2:03:17 AM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I won't be back in the danger zone for another 2 weeks. Thank you for doing what you do in the name of science. Looking forward to future scientific findings. You Sir are a hero in my book. |
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Posted: 4/23/2020 2:10:14 AM EDT
[#27]
Yet again GD delivers another thread topic that never would have crossed my mind. Thanks for enlightening me OP. Bonus points for the pics and map.
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Posted: 4/23/2020 2:22:25 AM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I was hoping one of the ladies of Arfcom would start a parody thread about "So I was walking around looking for this particular street address of a business where I was supposed to pick up my sister, and this creepy dude kept following me in his car..." Man up, go to the women's forum and entice one of them to play the huckleberry.. 
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Posted: 4/23/2020 2:28:15 AM EDT
[#29]
Well, I for one am semi entertained.
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Posted: 4/23/2020 3:33:25 AM EDT
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Great thread M_S. It's nice to have a touch of "old school arfcom" once and a while.
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Posted: 4/23/2020 4:49:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ask her what the rate is for hookernomics Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: so..... see any hookers at lunch today? You act like I do this all the time. Well, you are now officially the guy who stalks hookers on his lunch break. That’s how arfcom works. I won't be back in the danger zone for another 2 weeks. Ask her what the rate is for hookernomics i want to hire a hooker to mow my lawn mostly to say that i did |
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Posted: 4/23/2020 4:51:51 AM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ya, you need better hobbies. Hooker stalking is a bit weird. you obviously don't know there's a haberdashery sub-forum |
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Posted: 4/23/2020 4:56:12 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: wtf kind of hooker shoes are those? The kind who hoofs it from john to john. Or needs a little grip when she bends over behind the stop-n-rob. |
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Posted: 5/11/2020 11:19:45 AM EDT
[#34]
@Master_Shake_TX
You had mentioned that you would be back in the area in two weeks. We were all hoping for an update. I didn't know if you were busy cruising/ stalking/ abducting/ lowering a basket of lotion into a well or possibly hand-crafting a nipple belt. If you get the time, please update us and post pictures. I hope all is well. Happy hunting. |
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Posted: 5/11/2020 11:34:55 AM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By LVTP7A1: @Master_Shake_TX You had mentioned that you would be back in the area in two weeks. We were all hoping for an update. I didn't know if you were busy cruising/ stalking/ abducting/ lowering a basket of lotion into a well or possibly hand-crafting a nipple belt. If you get the time, please update us and post pictures. I hope all is well. Happy hunting.
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Posted: 5/11/2020 11:43:32 AM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By tombr0: I am entertained, thank you op. |
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Posted: 5/11/2020 11:49:18 AM EDT
[#37]
Are you a serial killer?
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Posted: 5/11/2020 11:51:17 AM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By LVTP7A1: @Master_Shake_TX You had mentioned that you would be back in the area in two weeks. We were all hoping for an update. I didn't know if you were busy cruising/ stalking/ abducting/ lowering a basket of lotion into a well or possibly hand-crafting a nipple belt. If you get the time, please update us and post pictures. I hope all is well. Happy hunting.  Yes, update please? |
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Posted: 5/11/2020 11:51:42 AM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By LVTP7A1: @Master_Shake_TX You had mentioned that you would be back in the area in two weeks. We were all hoping for an update. I didn't know if you were busy cruising/ stalking/ abducting/ lowering a basket of lotion into a well or possibly hand-crafting a nipple belt. If you get the time, please update us and post pictures. I hope all is well. Happy hunting. OP's next thread "ARF network experts....how do I increase signal in basement pit?"
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Posted: 5/11/2020 12:00:05 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: So how much did it cost for your "contribution" to this study of yours, OP? (Doug does car reviews) |
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Posted: 5/11/2020 1:49:23 PM EDT
[#41]
I had a schedule change and didn’t make it back to that side of town.
Two more weeks.
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Posted: 5/11/2020 1:58:57 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By soonerfan7: If you were in OKC, I’d think you were our prostitute video vigilante Brian Bates. When I was a cop there the prostitutes told me that he would sneak up on them while they were servicing a john in a back alley or behind some bushes and stand there filming them while smiling creepily as if it was getting him off as much as their customer. There was something really off about him. Brian “master” Bates? |
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Posted: 5/11/2020 2:02:07 PM EDT
[#43]
I like a woman that wears sensible shoes.
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Posted: 5/11/2020 2:02:13 PM EDT
[#44]
I honestly feel bad for a person who's life has reached that point .... I always wonder what could have happened to them to cause it
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Posted: 5/11/2020 2:08:50 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ordersman: I honestly feel bad for a person who's life has reached that point .... I always wonder what could have happened to them to cause it Are you talking about the Op or the woman? |
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Posted: 5/11/2020 2:09:57 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By DANGERRUSS: Are you talking about the Op or the woman? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By DANGERRUSS: Originally Posted By ordersman: I honestly feel bad for a person who's life has reached that point .... I always wonder what could have happened to them to cause it Are you talking about the Op or the woman? LOL .... both |
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Posted: 5/11/2020 2:22:05 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Notorious: Great thread M_S. It's nice to have a touch of "old school arfcom" once and a while. Kinda reminds me of a member, SC-Texas or something like that, who did the Darth Vader one handed neck hold on an azxzwhole gun parts dealer. |
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Posted: 5/11/2020 2:25:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By j3_: I like a woman that wears edible strawberry flavored panties. FIFY |
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Posted: 5/11/2020 2:47:13 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ahnglw: FIFY Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ahnglw: Originally Posted By j3_: I like a woman that wears edible strawberry flavored panties. FIFY Fake news. Blueberry. |
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Posted: 5/12/2020 12:57:17 AM EDT
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We need more of your observations Sir, for science.
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