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Link Posted: 1/18/2021 1:50:34 PM EDT
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Lol, short people
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 1:50:36 PM EDT
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Might need some leg extensions there Lord Farquaad...
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Link Posted: 1/18/2021 1:52:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/18/2021 2:03:05 PM EDT
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Lol, short people
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Link Posted: 1/18/2021 2:07:54 PM EDT
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I'm gay, not a faggot.
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Wait...what??

(Are those different things??)
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 2:10:25 PM EDT
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Would it be too brash to suggest you stop doing that?
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 2:14:19 PM EDT
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I'm gay, not a faggot.
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Thats sigline material lol
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 2:15:15 PM EDT
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Get some robert deniro lift shoes.
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Link Posted: 1/18/2021 2:16:46 PM EDT
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Wait...what??

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South Park - Stan explains the F word
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 2:18:07 PM EDT
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@LittlePony.....thought you said you were tired of all of the BS here, and you were taking a break for a while? I guess that didn't last long......

Link Posted: 1/18/2021 2:21:55 PM EDT
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OP better hope BigPony doesn't start putting things on the top shelf.  
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 2:25:30 PM EDT
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I have to be careful getting out of my F-150.  It's only a 2" level kit, but it puts the running board just high enough that I need to worry about my ACL tear.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 2:25:50 PM EDT
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Wait...what??

(Are those different things??)
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To quote Chris Rock a black comedian

"there is black people and then there is *******"

Same thing applies to my kind
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 2:30:28 PM EDT
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Fell out of a Telluride again

These shits are just to big and too high for me  And add to the fact that the lift pillar is in the way so I can't Open the door all the way Makes it an even more awkward affair

"But LP you like Giant cars!"

O sure a Lincoln mark 5 is giant but look at the ground clearance and the overall height of the vehicle.

And now rumour has it Hyundai Kia and Genesis are pondering the idea of building an American-full-size SUV since the mercedes gls has sold so well back in Korea "fun fact Mercedes sells more cars/suvs in Korea than they do in Germany"

Fuck me everything is just to damn big, Heaven forbid Hyundai Group makes a vehicle the size of an expedition, I guess it's no surprise why I'm looking at buying a 40 plus year old Fiat

God damn my thigh hurts
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Try wearing higher heels.  
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 2:31:26 PM EDT
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5'6" 135lbs

I also have the physical coordination of someone twice my age
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How tall are you?


5'6" 135lbs

I also have the physical coordination of someone twice my age


My wife is 60, same height & weight as you and has two artificial hips. Her daily driver is a 2001 Dodge Ram 2500 4x4 without running boards.



Disclaimer: She is a horse chick.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 2:32:01 PM EDT
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@LittlePony.....thought you said you were tired of all of the BS here, and you were taking a break for a while? I guess that didn't last long......

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I was  Until the  The mass censorship began
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 2:34:20 PM EDT
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Need a high chair?
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Lol, short people


Randy Newman - Short People (Official Video)



Link Posted: 1/18/2021 2:38:36 PM EDT
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That's sigline material.

ETA: beat.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 2:41:00 PM EDT
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Fell out of a Telluride again

These shits are just to big and too high for me  And add to the fact that the lift pillar is in the way so I can't Open the door all the way Makes it an even more awkward affair

"But LP you like Giant cars!"

O sure a Lincoln mark 5 is giant but look at the ground clearance and the overall height of the vehicle.

And now rumour has it Hyundai Kia and Genesis are pondering the idea of building an American-full-size SUV since the mercedes gls has sold so well back in Korea "fun fact Mercedes sells more cars/suvs in Korea than they do in Germany"

Fuck me everything is just to damn big, Heaven forbid Hyundai Group makes a vehicle the size of an expedition, I guess it's no surprise why I'm looking at buying a 40 plus year old Fiat

God damn my thigh hurts
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Just put on your big boi heels.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 2:41:12 PM EDT
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5'6" 135lbs

I also have the physical coordination of someone twice my age
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That said, I'm surprised you can even walk.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 2:47:29 PM EDT
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To quote Chris Rock a black comedian

"there is black people and then there is *******"

Same thing applies to my kind
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Lol. Ah, OK. That actually makes a lot of sense!
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 2:50:22 PM EDT
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Rubbermaid plastic step stool rated for 300 lbs is a good solution.  Relatively lightweight, and lasts a long time.  And cheap to replace if you bust it or accidentally run over it.

Link Posted: 1/18/2021 2:50:33 PM EDT
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Is a Telluride like a truck for Teletubbies?
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 2:52:22 PM EDT
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Dang LP.   I'm taller than you.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 2:52:55 PM EDT
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What do we do when we fall off the SUV?

We get back on...


Link Posted: 1/18/2021 2:55:28 PM EDT
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That said, I'm surprised you can even walk.
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Tell me about it

I'm gonna have a cane by 35
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 2:56:04 PM EDT
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Didn't have anyone else to talk to about his life as a little gay wannabe Japanese twink.

His threads are literally all the same.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 2:56:13 PM EDT
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I mostly see women driving those SUVs. Don’t think they have any issues. I’d assume you’d learn after the first fall, but you know.
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I kind of suspect you have some basic coordination and balance issues...

Do squats.  Do jumping jacks.  Do some jump rope.  Get moving around, and building these things up.  Or you're going to get old, weak, and frail, and keep falling down and breaking bones and stuff.  Seriously, it may be a small quality of life issue now, but it's going to be a lot worse later on.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 2:56:43 PM EDT
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Might need some leg extensions there Lord Farquaad...

Never seen someone not inebriated, fall out of an SUV, not even my grand kids..
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Alright, that made me laugh..
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Link Posted: 1/18/2021 3:14:39 PM EDT
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Robert DeNiro wants his platform shoes back.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 3:15:22 PM EDT
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What kind of an adult that gets in and out of different cars all day for his job can't figure out a way to not fall out of a vehicle?
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 3:16:39 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/18/2021 3:20:45 PM EDT
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LP did you get to go to Bilbo's birthday party?
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 3:25:28 PM EDT
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What kind of an adult that gets in and out of different cars all day for his job can't figure out a way to not fall out of a vehicle?
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One with permanent nerve damage
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 3:26:13 PM EDT
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LP did you get to go to Bilbo's birthday party?
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... what?

Eta, hardy har har, LOTR reference
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 3:28:38 PM EDT
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5'6" 135lbs

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Purse size!
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 3:28:57 PM EDT
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You could get one of these to help you climb in and out

https://www.thewrightstuff.com/auto-handy-bar-car-transfer-aid.html?sscid=11k5%5Fism0d
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 3:31:21 PM EDT
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I only stumbled once every once a month

Only fall out maybe once a year
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Looks like you have this years fall out of the way then......
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 3:33:01 PM EDT
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Can you go away again?

Thanks.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 3:35:12 PM EDT
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Lofl!

Try jumping or hopping lightly out of the car.
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