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LOL it took my wife five years to learn how to cook. I wish these things were around sooner.
If your wife can’t cook these plans are a good building block.
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FPNI.
Go buy shit at the store and learn how to cook.
LOL it took my wife five years to learn how to cook. I wish these things were around sooner.
If your wife can’t cook these plans are a good building block.
My wife sets off the fire alarm 3-4 times a week, even with Hello Fresh's instructions.
When she's cooking it is time for the kids and I to play in the yard, and the interconnected smoke alarms mean it's loud as fuck when they all go off, to the point you can hear them at the end of the driveway plain as day. Suddenly seeing all the windows get thrown open and her flailing around trying to clear the air by the detector at the front door is hilarious. The neighbors who walk their dogs every day before dinner chuckle at us every time.
I'm more than willing to cook, but she can't stand that I cook while piling dishes in the sink, eat hot food, and then clean. She prefers to wash dishes as she goes, including ignoring the stuff that is blackening, smoking, etc, on the stove while scrubbing other pans. She has even added soap to numerous reductions and entrees when she wasn't paying attention and got ahead of herself.
I choke whatever shit comes out of the kitchen down without protest, no matter how over/under-cooked or how many flecks of non-stick I can spot in it.
Kharn