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Posted: 1/10/2023 9:34:00 AM EDT
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I guess all good things really do come to an end.....the epic thread is now locked.
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Posted: 1/10/2023 9:51:37 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: I guess all good things really do come to an end.....the epic thread is now locked. Which one? |
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Posted: 1/10/2023 9:55:35 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CajunMojo: Which one? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CajunMojo: Originally Posted By fox2008: I guess all good things really do come to an end.....the epic thread is now locked. Which one? Epic! Contained: DUI’s vegetables Vending machine repairs Sexual favors Cats and dogs living together |
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Posted: 1/10/2023 10:15:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: I guess all good things really do come to an end.....the epic thread is now locked.
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Posted: 1/10/2023 10:40:43 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/10/2023 10:56:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CajunMojo: Which one? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CajunMojo: Originally Posted By fox2008: I guess all good things really do come to an end.....the epic thread is now locked. Which one? Even though it's locked....it's a great read. https://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/2615085_Wife-17-years-later-still-bothers-me.html |
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Posted: 1/10/2023 10:57:18 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By OG1: Work got me and I did not get to go back. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By OG1: Originally Posted By fox2008: I guess all good things really do come to an end.....the epic thread is now locked. Priorities: Unfuck yours 
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Posted: 1/10/2023 12:34:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: I guess all good things really do come to an end.....the epic thread is now locked.
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Posted: 1/10/2023 12:41:28 PM EDT
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This thread still exists...
 https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Wife-You-think-about-s-too-much-/5-2612527/ |
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Posted: 1/10/2023 12:41:54 PM EDT
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Not saying you should go and shitpost in it or anything.
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Posted: 1/10/2023 12:42:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Welcome to the pleasant thick skinned people refuge. We only ask that you share funny or pleasant memes. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/219476/Screenshot_20230109_195520_Chrome-2666843.jpg Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By JLH3: The vast majority of ARF just seems like a bunch of miserable bastards. Women shouldn't vote. I hate all sportsball. Network TV causes the gay. I've bought 87,000 rounds of ammo but don't shoot so I can kill all my neighbors when the end comes. Any trainer I can afford is a poser. Any trainer that isn't a poser I can't afford. Buying a new car is stupid. I have a 1985 S-10 with eleventy billion miles. My wife drives a 1990 cause I let her have the A/C. I live in a shack cause HOA's are part of what Q warned us about. I don't know why my wife gave blowjobs to guys at the gym. Welcome to the pleasant thick skinned people refuge. We only ask that you share funny or pleasant memes. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/219476/Screenshot_20230109_195520_Chrome-2666843.jpg I think this meme is dumb because I much prefer the one on the left |
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Posted: 1/10/2023 1:12:58 PM EDT
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ISLAM IS RIGHT ABOUT WIMMEN!
am I doing it right? |
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Posted: 1/10/2023 1:22:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Not saying you should go and shitpost in it or anything. It took me to page 2 to realize it's the same OP.....that dude needs to exercise his pimp hand.
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Posted: 1/10/2023 1:25:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Not saying you should go and shitpost in it or anything. I feel like I gave helpful advice to the OP of that thread. |
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Posted: 1/10/2023 1:27:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: It took me to page 2 to realize it's the same OP.....that dude needs to exercise his pimp hand. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Not saying you should go and shitpost in it or anything. It took me to page 2 to realize it's the same OP.....that dude needs to exercise his pimp hand. I'M STILL MAD AT MY WIFE FOR TALKING TO SOMEONE ABOUT HER DAD 17 YEARS AGO LAST YEAR I DRESSED HER DOWN FOR TALKING TO THE VENDING MACHINE GUY FROM WORK AND FORCED HER TO LET ME READ ALL HER TEXTS WHY WON'T SHE HAVE SEX WITH ME
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Posted: 1/10/2023 1:27:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: I feel like I gave helpful advice to the OP of that thread. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Not saying you should go and shitpost in it or anything. I feel like I gave helpful advice to the OP of that thread. lolololol |
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Posted: 1/10/2023 1:28:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Not saying you should go and shitpost in it or anything. 
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Posted: 1/10/2023 1:39:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By beitodesstrafe: I'M STILL MAD AT MY WIFE FOR TALKING TO SOMEONE ABOUT HER DAD 17 YEARS AGO LAST YEAR I DRESSED HER DOWN FOR TALKING TO THE VENDING MACHINE GUY FROM WORK AND FORCED HER TO LET ME READ ALL HER TEXTS WHY WON'T SHE HAVE SEX WITH ME Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Not saying you should go and shitpost in it or anything. It took me to page 2 to realize it's the same OP.....that dude needs to exercise his pimp hand. I'M STILL MAD AT MY WIFE FOR TALKING TO SOMEONE ABOUT HER DAD 17 YEARS AGO LAST YEAR I DRESSED HER DOWN FOR TALKING TO THE VENDING MACHINE GUY FROM WORK AND FORCED HER TO LET ME READ ALL HER TEXTS WHY WON'T SHE HAVE SEX WITH ME HEY.....DUMB BITCH.....WHY DON'T YOU SUCK MY DICK LIKE IT WILL KEEP YOUR DAD OUT OF JAIL. GD: HELP ME....YOU'RE THE LAST HOPE FOR MY MARRIAGE! |
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Posted: 1/10/2023 1:41:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: HEY.....DUMB BITCH.....WHY DON'T YOU SUCK MY DICK LIKE IT WILL KEEP YOUR DAD OUT OF JAIL. GD: HELP ME....YOU'RE THE LAST HOPE FOR MY MARRIAGE! Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Not saying you should go and shitpost in it or anything. It took me to page 2 to realize it's the same OP.....that dude needs to exercise his pimp hand. I'M STILL MAD AT MY WIFE FOR TALKING TO SOMEONE ABOUT HER DAD 17 YEARS AGO LAST YEAR I DRESSED HER DOWN FOR TALKING TO THE VENDING MACHINE GUY FROM WORK AND FORCED HER TO LET ME READ ALL HER TEXTS WHY WON'T SHE HAVE SEX WITH ME HEY.....DUMB BITCH.....WHY DON'T YOU SUCK MY DICK LIKE IT WILL KEEP YOUR DAD OUT OF JAIL. GD: HELP ME....YOU'RE THE LAST HOPE FOR MY MARRIAGE! 
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Posted: 1/10/2023 1:42:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Porkchop_Sandwiches: https://media.tenor.com/OkOAiPPdpM0AAAAC/god-i-have-to-do-everything-around-here-eric-cartman.gif Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Porkchop_Sandwiches: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Not saying you should go and shitpost in it or anything. https://media.tenor.com/OkOAiPPdpM0AAAAC/god-i-have-to-do-everything-around-here-eric-cartman.gif ROFL at your response in the thread 
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Posted: 1/10/2023 1:51:09 PM EDT
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WOMEN ARE FOR CLEANING AND PHYSICAL PLEASURE ON MY DEMAND ONLY
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Posted: 1/10/2023 1:51:28 PM EDT
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I am having a hard time finding a girlfriend gd
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Posted: 1/10/2023 1:52:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: I am having a hard time finding a girlfriend gd THEY SHOULD JUST BE LINING UP I AM SUCH AN ALPHA |
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Posted: 1/10/2023 1:54:05 PM EDT
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WHERE'S MY DAMN SANDWICH?
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Posted: 1/10/2023 1:55:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By beitodesstrafe: THEY SHOULD JUST BE LINING UP I AM SUCH AN ALPHA Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: I am having a hard time finding a girlfriend gd THEY SHOULD JUST BE LINING UP I AM SUCH AN ALPHA In all seriousness my number one complaint about women is when they're not into it but are like "Okay just hurry up" and then they're like "I was just getting into it! " Damn it woman |
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Posted: 1/10/2023 1:55:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: In all seriousness my number one complaint about women is when they're not into it but are like "Okay just hurry up" and then they're like "I was just getting into it! " Damn it woman Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: I am having a hard time finding a girlfriend gd THEY SHOULD JUST BE LINING UP I AM SUCH AN ALPHA In all seriousness my number one complaint about women is when they're not into it but are like "Okay just hurry up" and then they're like "I was just getting into it! " Damn it woman
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Posted: 1/10/2023 1:56:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: In all seriousness my number one complaint about women is when they're not into it but are like "Okay just hurry up" and then they're like "I was just getting into it! " Damn it woman Ambivalence is a feature, not a bug. |
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Posted: 1/10/2023 1:57:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By beitodesstrafe: THEY SHOULD JUST BE LINING UP I AM SUCH AN ALPHA WHY DOESN'T MY PROPERTY RESPECT ME? |
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Posted: 1/10/2023 1:58:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: In all seriousness my number one complaint about women is when they're not into it but are like "Okay just hurry up" and then they're like "I was just getting into it! " Damn it woman Don't feel bad.....she had the same amount of time you did, she just needs to practice more. |
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Posted: 1/10/2023 1:59:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: beitodesstrafe]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: Don't feel bad.....she had the same amount of time you did, she just needs to practice more. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: In all seriousness my number one complaint about women is when they're not into it but are like "Okay just hurry up" and then they're like "I was just getting into it! " Damn it woman Don't feel bad.....she had the same amount of time you did, she just needs to practice more. That's what ex-BIL's are for! ... I don't think we ever did find out what ex-BIL meant. I mean, I KNOW what it means... but was it like her sister's ex-husband? His ex-wife's brother? etc. |
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Posted: 1/10/2023 2:03:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dragoontwo: Ambivalence is a feature, not a bug. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dragoontwo: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: In all seriousness my number one complaint about women is when they're not into it but are like "Okay just hurry up" and then they're like "I was just getting into it! " Damn it woman Ambivalence is a feature, not a bug. Come on... No Come on.... Fine hurry up (Hurries up) Oh i was just getting into it I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT CLEAN YOURSELF UP |
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Posted: 1/10/2023 2:03:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By beitodesstrafe: That's what ex-BIL's are for! ... I don't think we ever did find out what ex-BIL meant. I mean, I KNOW what it means... but was it like her sister's ex-husband? His ex-wife's brother? etc. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: In all seriousness my number one complaint about women is when they're not into it but are like "Okay just hurry up" and then they're like "I was just getting into it! " Damn it woman Don't feel bad.....she had the same amount of time you did, she just needs to practice more. That's what ex-BIL's are for! ... I don't think we ever did find out what ex-BIL meant. I mean, I KNOW what it means... but was it like her sister's ex-husband? His ex-wife's brother? etc. I'm going to guess all of the above.....no dick is off limits to save dad. |
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Posted: 1/10/2023 2:04:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: WHY DOESN'T MY PROPERTY RESPECT ME? |
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Posted: 1/10/2023 2:07:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: I'm going to guess all of the above.....no dick is off limits to save dad. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: In all seriousness my number one complaint about women is when they're not into it but are like "Okay just hurry up" and then they're like "I was just getting into it! " Damn it woman Don't feel bad.....she had the same amount of time you did, she just needs to practice more. That's what ex-BIL's are for! ... I don't think we ever did find out what ex-BIL meant. I mean, I KNOW what it means... but was it like her sister's ex-husband? His ex-wife's brother? etc. I'm going to guess all of the above.....no dick is off limits to save dad. #dickswithoutborders |
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Posted: 1/10/2023 2:12:53 PM EDT
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PUT THAT BALLOT DOWN!!!
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Posted: 1/10/2023 2:14:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By beitodesstrafe: #dickswithoutborders Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: In all seriousness my number one complaint about women is when they're not into it but are like "Okay just hurry up" and then they're like "I was just getting into it! " Damn it woman Don't feel bad.....she had the same amount of time you did, she just needs to practice more. That's what ex-BIL's are for! ... I don't think we ever did find out what ex-BIL meant. I mean, I KNOW what it means... but was it like her sister's ex-husband? His ex-wife's brother? etc. I'm going to guess all of the above.....no dick is off limits to save dad. #dickswithoutborders I can see the ads now: "There are countless women in these poor dick starved nations that are lost, without purpose, left waiting to fulfill their life's mission. These poor dick starved women can spend all day making sandwiches but without a dick to feed, they simply go to waste. If you are willing to open your zipper, for only 1" a day, we can help these poor women fulfill their true purpose in life" #dickswithoutborders |
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Posted: 1/10/2023 2:16:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: JLH3]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: I can see the ads now: "There are countless women in these poor dick starved nations that are lost, without purpose, left waiting to fulfill their life's mission. These poor dick starved women can spend all day making sandwiches but without a dick to feed, they simply go to waste. If you are willing to open your zipper, for only 1" a day, we can help these poor women fulfill their true purpose in life" #dickswithoutborders Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: In all seriousness my number one complaint about women is when they're not into it but are like "Okay just hurry up" and then they're like "I was just getting into it! " Damn it woman Don't feel bad.....she had the same amount of time you did, she just needs to practice more. That's what ex-BIL's are for! ... I don't think we ever did find out what ex-BIL meant. I mean, I KNOW what it means... but was it like her sister's ex-husband? His ex-wife's brother? etc. I'm going to guess all of the above.....no dick is off limits to save dad. #dickswithoutborders I can see the ads now: "There are countless women in these poor dick starved nations that are lost, without purpose, left waiting to fulfill their life's mission. These poor dick starved women can spend all day making sandwiches but without a dick to feed, they simply go to waste. If you are willing to open your zipper, for only 1" a day, we can help these poor women fulfill their true purpose in life" #dickswithoutborders Is Sally Struthers still alive or would that be counter-productive? Either way, as long as they don't have Sarah McLaughlin sing the song for it 'cause music that sad will kill my boner. |
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Posted: 1/10/2023 2:16:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/10/2023 2:17:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: I can see the ads now: "There are countless women in these poor dick starved nations that are lost, without purpose, left waiting to fulfill their life's mission. These poor dick starved women can spend all day making sandwiches but without a dick to feed, they simply go to waste. If you are willing to open your zipper, for only 1" a day, we can help these poor women fulfill their true purpose in life" #dickswithoutborders Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: In all seriousness my number one complaint about women is when they're not into it but are like "Okay just hurry up" and then they're like "I was just getting into it! " Damn it woman Don't feel bad.....she had the same amount of time you did, she just needs to practice more. That's what ex-BIL's are for! ... I don't think we ever did find out what ex-BIL meant. I mean, I KNOW what it means... but was it like her sister's ex-husband? His ex-wife's brother? etc. I'm going to guess all of the above.....no dick is off limits to save dad. #dickswithoutborders I can see the ads now: "There are countless women in these poor dick starved nations that are lost, without purpose, left waiting to fulfill their life's mission. These poor dick starved women can spend all day making sandwiches but without a dick to feed, they simply go to waste. If you are willing to open your zipper, for only 1" a day, we can help these poor women fulfill their true purpose in life" #dickswithoutborders
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Posted: 1/10/2023 2:20:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: I can see the ads now: "There are countless women in these poor dick starved nations that are lost, without purpose, left waiting to fulfill their life's mission. These poor dick starved women can spend all day making sandwiches but without a dick to feed, they simply go to waste. If you are willing to open your zipper, for only 1" a day, we can help these poor women fulfill their true purpose in life" #dickswithoutborders Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: In all seriousness my number one complaint about women is when they're not into it but are like "Okay just hurry up" and then they're like "I was just getting into it! " Damn it woman Don't feel bad.....she had the same amount of time you did, she just needs to practice more. That's what ex-BIL's are for! ... I don't think we ever did find out what ex-BIL meant. I mean, I KNOW what it means... but was it like her sister's ex-husband? His ex-wife's brother? etc. I'm going to guess all of the above.....no dick is off limits to save dad. #dickswithoutborders I can see the ads now: "There are countless women in these poor dick starved nations that are lost, without purpose, left waiting to fulfill their life's mission. These poor dick starved women can spend all day making sandwiches but without a dick to feed, they simply go to waste. If you are willing to open your zipper, for only 1" a day, we can help these poor women fulfill their true purpose in life" #dickswithoutborders For only two dick downs a day... |
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Posted: 1/10/2023 2:21:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: I can see the ads now: "There are countless women in these poor dick starved nations that are lost, without purpose, left waiting to fulfill their life's mission. These poor dick starved women can spend all day making sandwiches but without a dick to feed, they simply go to waste. If you are willing to open your zipper, for only 1" a day, we can help these poor women fulfill their true purpose in life" #dickswithoutborders Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: In all seriousness my number one complaint about women is when they're not into it but are like "Okay just hurry up" and then they're like "I was just getting into it! " Damn it woman Don't feel bad.....she had the same amount of time you did, she just needs to practice more. That's what ex-BIL's are for! ... I don't think we ever did find out what ex-BIL meant. I mean, I KNOW what it means... but was it like her sister's ex-husband? His ex-wife's brother? etc. I'm going to guess all of the above.....no dick is off limits to save dad. #dickswithoutborders I can see the ads now: "There are countless women in these poor dick starved nations that are lost, without purpose, left waiting to fulfill their life's mission. These poor dick starved women can spend all day making sandwiches but without a dick to feed, they simply go to waste. If you are willing to open your zipper, for only 1" a day, we can help these poor women fulfill their true purpose in life" #dickswithoutborders PS  |
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Posted: 1/10/2023 3:12:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLH3: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: In all seriousness my number one complaint about women is when they're not into it but are like "Okay just hurry up" and then they're like "I was just getting into it! " Damn it woman Don't feel bad.....she had the same amount of time you did, she just needs to practice more. That's what ex-BIL's are for! ... I don't think we ever did find out what ex-BIL meant. I mean, I KNOW what it means... but was it like her sister's ex-husband? His ex-wife's brother? etc. I'm going to guess all of the above.....no dick is off limits to save dad. #dickswithoutborders I can see the ads now: "There are countless women in these poor dick starved nations that are lost, without purpose, left waiting to fulfill their life's mission. These poor dick starved women can spend all day making sandwiches but without a dick to feed, they simply go to waste. If you are willing to open your zipper, for only 1" a day, we can help these poor women fulfill their true purpose in life" #dickswithoutborders PS https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/fresh-sandwiches-picture-id905247316?k=6&m=905247316&s=612x612&w=0&h=pxUj_Q6qGRieEauiG3xKbyEmUwYaiDFBjGnD40OgjaM= Someone really needs to put together a fake video add for this #dickswithoutborders |
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Posted: 1/10/2023 3:49:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: WOMEN ARE FOR CLEANING AND PHYSICAL PLEASURE ON MY DEMAND ONLY I mean it worked for my mom and dad for 33 years.
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Posted: 1/10/2023 3:54:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: I can see the ads now: "There are countless women in these poor dick starved nations that are lost, without purpose, left waiting to fulfill their life's mission. These poor dick starved women can spend all day making sandwiches but without a dick to feed, they simply go to waste. If you are willing to open your zipper, for only 1" a day, we can help these poor women fulfill their true purpose in life" #dickswithoutborders Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: In all seriousness my number one complaint about women is when they're not into it but are like "Okay just hurry up" and then they're like "I was just getting into it! " Damn it woman Don't feel bad.....she had the same amount of time you did, she just needs to practice more. That's what ex-BIL's are for! ... I don't think we ever did find out what ex-BIL meant. I mean, I KNOW what it means... but was it like her sister's ex-husband? His ex-wife's brother? etc. I'm going to guess all of the above.....no dick is off limits to save dad. #dickswithoutborders I can see the ads now: "There are countless women in these poor dick starved nations that are lost, without purpose, left waiting to fulfill their life's mission. These poor dick starved women can spend all day making sandwiches but without a dick to feed, they simply go to waste. If you are willing to open your zipper, for only 1" a day, we can help these poor women fulfill their true purpose in life" #dickswithoutborders *The Scorpions - Rock You like a Hurricane blasts* The bitch is hungry, she needs to tell So give her inches and |
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Posted: 1/10/2023 5:06:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: Even though it's locked....it's a great read. https://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/2615085_Wife-17-years-later-still-bothers-me.html Too hillbilly for me. Got about 5 minutes into it... |
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Posted: 1/10/2023 5:33:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: I can see the ads now: "There are countless women in these poor dick starved nations that are lost, without purpose, left waiting to fulfill their life's mission. These poor dick starved women can spend all day making sandwiches but without a dick to feed, they simply go to waste. If you are willing to open your zipper, for only 1" a day, we can help these poor women fulfill their true purpose in life" #dickswithoutborders Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: In all seriousness my number one complaint about women is when they're not into it but are like "Okay just hurry up" and then they're like "I was just getting into it! " Damn it woman Don't feel bad.....she had the same amount of time you did, she just needs to practice more. That's what ex-BIL's are for! ... I don't think we ever did find out what ex-BIL meant. I mean, I KNOW what it means... but was it like her sister's ex-husband? His ex-wife's brother? etc. I'm going to guess all of the above.....no dick is off limits to save dad. #dickswithoutborders I can see the ads now: "There are countless women in these poor dick starved nations that are lost, without purpose, left waiting to fulfill their life's mission. These poor dick starved women can spend all day making sandwiches but without a dick to feed, they simply go to waste. If you are willing to open your zipper, for only 1" a day, we can help these poor women fulfill their true purpose in life" #dickswithoutborders 
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Posted: 1/10/2023 6:22:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/10/2023 6:22:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WhiskersTheCat: Come on... No Come on.... Fine hurry up (Hurries up) Oh i was just getting into it I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT CLEAN YOURSELF UP At least she didn't just offer a handy j.... |
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Posted: 1/10/2023 6:25:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Rofl I bought a heated coat this year.....never would have thought about heating from the inside out. Although that might be uncomfortable while cutting wood.
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Posted: 1/10/2023 6:27:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: I bought a heated coat this year.....never would have thought about heating from the inside out. Although that might be uncomfortable while cutting wood. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Rofl I bought a heated coat this year.....never would have thought about heating from the inside out. Although that might be uncomfortable while cutting wood. Wood [sic] give you the real lumberjack experience. |
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