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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:45:10 PM EDT
Got a text this morning just before an online lecture... This'll keep me occupied...
Attached File Attached File Attached File Something something he bought "protection" Attached File Attached File |
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i love these... like the ones where people lowball the shit out of something and the seller agrees but gives them the address to a hospital to get their head checked.
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OP me not laughing!! I had the same thing happen to me last week. I was messaging Kelly...but apparently it wasnt going to Kelly. It was one of my workers at work. Fucker was to stupid to figure out it wasnt for him, and I was to stupid to notice..we had this back and forth date convo for like 3 days..
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All the internets just got won.
All the rest of us will have to try again tomorrow. |
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Quoted: It must be Monday...cause I don't really get it. View Quote I got a text. Rob was passively trying to hook up with Soph... He thought I was Soph. So I rode the wave as long as he let me. He ended up getting condoms and going to the address I gave him in BFE. Rob got fucked, but not the way he thought he was going to. |
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You may have helped Rob realize his relationship is over, saving him much heartache and thousands of dollars in couples therapy bills. Assuming the people at that address aren't packing him into the freezer right now.
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I just can't get over him texting back "damn" AFTER he figured it out... Every time I think about it I'm dying all over again.
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Quoted: Got a text this morning just before an online lecture... This'll keep me occupied... https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/325683/20200406_121930_jpg-1354193.JPG https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/325683/20200406_121957_jpg-1354230.JPG https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/325683/20200406_122047_jpg-1354231.JPG Something something he bought "protection" https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/325683/20200406_121842_jpg-1354198.JPG https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/325683/Screenshot_20200406-114802_Maps_jpg-1354251.JPG View Quote |
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Quoted: OP me not laughing!! I had the same thing happen to me last week. I was messaging Kelly...but apparently it wasnt going to Kelly. It was one of my workers at work. Fucker was to stupid to figure out it wasnt for him, and I was to stupid to notice..we had this back and forth date convo for like 3 days.. View Quote That's pretty ballsy admitting that in GD |
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