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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:45:10 PM EDT
Got a text this morning just before an online lecture... This'll keep me occupied...

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Something something he bought "protection"

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Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:51:04 PM EDT
[#1]
Good one
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:52:35 PM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:55:30 PM EDT
[#3]
Bravo.

Well played.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:56:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/6/2020 3:03:42 PM EDT
[#8]
Nice...
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 3:04:21 PM EDT
[#9]
It must be Monday...cause I don't really get it.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 3:04:38 PM EDT
[#10]
Exceeded expectations
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 3:05:28 PM EDT
[#11]
i love these... like the ones where people lowball the shit out of something and the seller agrees but gives them the address to a hospital to get their head checked.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 3:07:11 PM EDT
[#12]
That was fairly smooth.  i can imagine it happening real-time.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 3:08:31 PM EDT
[#13]
Fine effort.  Slow applause.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 3:09:31 PM EDT
[#14]
Gotta make sure ya text the right number
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 3:13:24 PM EDT
[#15]
OP me not laughing!! I had the same thing happen to me last week. I was messaging Kelly...but apparently it wasnt going to Kelly. It was one of my workers at work. Fucker was to stupid to figure out it wasnt for him, and I was to stupid to notice..we had this back and forth date convo for like 3 days..

Link Posted: 4/6/2020 3:18:34 PM EDT
[#16]
All the internets just got won.

All the rest of us will have to try again tomorrow.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 3:24:20 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/6/2020 3:39:53 PM EDT
[#18]
Absolute fucking legend.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 5:22:22 PM EDT
[#19]
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It must be Monday...cause I don't really get it.
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I got a text. Rob was passively trying to hook up with Soph... He thought I was Soph.

So I rode the wave as long as he let me. He ended up getting condoms and going to the address I gave him in BFE.

Rob got fucked, but not the way he thought he was going to.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 5:27:20 PM EDT
[#20]
Haha
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 5:33:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/6/2020 5:37:12 PM EDT
[#22]
That’s magnificent. Well done.
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Link Posted: 4/6/2020 6:09:16 PM EDT
[#25]



I am entertained, OP. Very well done.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 6:12:00 PM EDT
[#26]
Mother Puss Bucket!

StOP My SIDES!
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 6:18:21 PM EDT
[#27]
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Thanks op, I needed something to laugh at.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 6:22:43 PM EDT
[#28]
You may have helped Rob realize his relationship is over, saving him much heartache and thousands of dollars in couples therapy bills. Assuming the people at that address aren't packing him into the freezer right now.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 6:25:06 PM EDT
[#29]
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I got a text. Rob was passively trying to hook up with Soph... He thought I was Soph.

So I rode the wave as long as he let me. He ended up getting condoms and going to the address I gave him in BFE.

Rob got fucked, but not the way he thought he was going to.
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10/10
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 6:25:55 PM EDT
[#30]
well fucking played
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 6:26:43 PM EDT
[#31]
10/10
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 6:28:46 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/6/2020 6:30:31 PM EDT
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Instant Arfcom legend
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 6:31:55 PM EDT
[#34]
Yeet

- Clint
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 6:36:36 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/6/2020 6:39:38 PM EDT
[#37]
Instant legend status. Should be a badge here.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 6:52:28 PM EDT
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[#39]
Rekd
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 7:06:27 PM EDT
[#40]
Masterfully  played.  Well done sir.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 7:15:14 PM EDT
[#41]
Really, is rob a pos or do we wish him well? Lol.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 7:18:15 PM EDT
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[#43]
I just can't get over him texting back "damn" AFTER he figured it out... Every time I think about it I'm dying all over again.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 7:22:31 PM EDT
[#44]
Bravo, OP ??
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 7:50:05 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/6/2020 8:07:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/6/2020 8:11:25 PM EDT
[#48]
Savage!
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 10:42:27 PM EDT
[#49]
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OP me not laughing!! I had the same thing happen to me last week. I was messaging Kelly...but apparently it wasnt going to Kelly. It was one of my workers at work. Fucker was to stupid to figure out it wasnt for him, and I was to stupid to notice..we had this back and forth date convo for like 3 days..

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That's pretty ballsy admitting that in GD
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 10:47:18 PM EDT
[#50]
Just wow. Awesome work.
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