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Posted: 1/17/2021 1:13:04 AM EDT
[#1]
Those three thots in the tavern were alright
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Posted: 1/17/2021 1:14:04 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/17/2021 1:21:45 AM EDT
[#3]
Girl pics ugly rich abusive a-hole over good looking normal guy who likes to hunt and drink with his buddies. Then she imagines hes a prince and everything will be ok. Tale as old as time!
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Posted: 1/17/2021 1:23:24 AM EDT
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Belle is the beast.
She dupes a shut in with low self esteem and a big house into loving her while ignoring the honest, devoted, working class dude. |
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Posted: 1/17/2021 1:26:11 AM EDT
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Scar was the hero in the Lion King because he forced Simba to stop being a lazy hippy and become a man, instead.
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Posted: 1/17/2021 1:28:57 AM EDT
[#6]
Gaston has a tiny penis. The Beast has a freaking huge schlong.
Belle has a juicy vagina. I learned this from "fanart". 
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Posted: 1/17/2021 1:35:59 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/17/2021 1:36:40 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/17/2021 1:38:34 AM EDT
[#9]
Don't forget the eggs!
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Posted: 1/17/2021 1:40:23 AM EDT
[#10]
Somehow that doesn't look anything like what I saw when I watched Beauty and the Beast.
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Posted: 1/17/2021 4:09:56 AM EDT
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There’s awesome videos on YouTube of Disney World Gastons interacting with guests. They’re awesome. The Cruellas are great too. Especially with little kids.
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Posted: 1/17/2021 4:15:03 AM EDT
[#12]
no one's slick as gaston, no one's quick as gaston.
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Posted: 1/17/2021 4:26:57 AM EDT
[#13]
What's good?
 Todrick Hall - Beauty and the Beat (Official Music Video) |
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Posted: 1/17/2021 4:27:22 AM EDT
[#14]
Quote History |
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Posted: 1/17/2021 4:27:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: no one's slick as gaston, no one's quick as gaston. No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston When I hunt I sneak up with my quiver And beasts of the field say a prayer First, I carefully aim for the liver Then I shoot from behind Is that fair? I don't care No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston I'm especially good at expectorating Ptoooie Ten points for Gaston When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Every morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge! |
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Posted: 1/17/2021 4:28:08 AM EDT
[#16]
 Deadpool The Musical - Beauty and the Beast "Gaston" Parody |
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Posted: 1/17/2021 4:30:13 AM EDT
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Of course he is. He persisted after a girl who is smart and beautiful, turning down the whores throwing themselves at him. He has the love of the town. There is no indication that the town is populated by evil, or vindictive, or especially stupid men, so he must have won their devotion legitimately. When the love of his life's father falls mentally ill, he helps to arrange appropriate medical care for him out of his own pocket. When Belle is kidnapped, he selflessly leads the war party to slay the beast which has been preying on the countryside and set her free. Then he fights the beast, who is larger and stronger than him, without hesitation. Showing true bravery.
Gaston drinks and hunts, he is loyal and brave, strong and skilled, selfless and romantic. We should be so lucky as to have more men like Gaston. |
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Posted: 1/17/2021 4:32:02 AM EDT
[#18]
You convinced me.
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Posted: 1/17/2021 4:35:06 AM EDT
[#19]
Are you drunk? I am.
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Posted: 1/17/2021 4:39:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Of course he is. He persisted after a girl who is smart and beautiful, turning down the whores throwing themselves at him. He has the love of the town. There is no indication that the town is populated by evil, or vindictive, or especially stupid men, so he must have won their devotion legitimately. When the love of his life's father falls mentally ill, he helps to arrange appropriate medical care for him out of his own pocket. When Belle is kidnapped, he selflessly leads the war party to slay the beast which has been preying on the countryside and set her free. Then he fights the beast, who is larger and stronger than him, without hesitation. Showing true bravery. Gaston drinks and hunts, he is loyal and brave, strong and skilled, selfless and romantic. We should be so lucky as to have more men like Gaston. 
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Posted: 1/17/2021 4:42:03 AM EDT
[#21]
Quote History best meme so far this week.BEATIN ON THAT MOTHERFUCKER |
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Posted: 1/17/2021 4:46:32 AM EDT
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Gaston also befriends Lefeu, an ugly dwarf who in Provincial France would have had no chance at acceptance in any social circles. Even further proof that he is a kind hearted, selfless leader of men who is not shallow at all, but values loyalty and friendship over physical appearance.
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Posted: 1/17/2021 4:55:04 AM EDT
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I hope every character in that movie died during the Seven Years' War or were killed by the Beast of Gevaudan.
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Posted: 1/17/2021 7:28:51 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/17/2021 8:06:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There’s awesome videos on YouTube of Disney World Gastons interacting with guests. They’re awesome. The Cruellas are great too. Especially with little kids. My daughter loved the Cruella, and the daughters. She couldn't get near Gaston because of all the gay boys that were fawning all over him. Gaston was eating it up and posing with them all. And, now he's dead. |
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Posted: 1/17/2021 8:30:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My daughter loved the Cruella, and the daughters. She couldn't get near Gaston because of all the gay boys that were fawning all over him. Gaston was eating it up and posing with them all. And, now he's dead. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: There’s awesome videos on YouTube of Disney World Gastons interacting with guests. They’re awesome. The Cruellas are great too. Especially with little kids. My daughter loved the Cruella, and the daughters. She couldn't get near Gaston because of all the gay boys that were fawning all over him. Gaston was eating it up and posing with them all. And, now he's dead. I forgot Disney went woke with the remake. But now I remember why I don’t have Disney+ Ef Disney and that communist sympathizing mouse! |
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Posted: 1/17/2021 8:53:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston When I hunt I sneak up with my quiver And beasts of the field say a prayer First, I carefully aim for the liver Then I shoot from behind Is that fair? I don't care No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston I'm especially good at expectorating Ptoooie Ten points for Gaston When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Every morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge! I didn’t know the lyrics to this and tried “Rocks the mic like Gaston” once. FYI, that is not an acceptable substitution according to my daughter. |
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Posted: 1/17/2021 9:03:52 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Scar was the hero in the Lion King because he forced Simba to stop being a lazy hippy and become a man, instead. Ursula was the hero in the Little Mermaid because she got a teenage girl to actually SHTF for once |
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Posted: 1/17/2021 9:22:07 AM EDT
[#29]
Tried explaining this theory to my wife. She almost got mad at me.
So now im a believer. Gaston did nothing wrong. |
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Posted: 1/17/2021 9:38:55 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Tried explaining this theory to my wife. She almost got mad at me. So now im a believer. Gaston did nothing wrong. "But... he's PERFECT! And a MANNNN! BURN HIM!" It is pretty that that was how Disney thought to craft the Ultra-Dickhead character. Nope, no vices apart from refusing to give up on Belle & leave her to her insane fate. 
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Posted: 1/17/2021 10:05:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Of course he is. He persisted after a girl who is smart and beautiful, turning down the whores throwing themselves at him. He has the love of the town. There is no indication that the town is populated by evil, or vindictive, or especially stupid men, so he must have won their devotion legitimately. When the love of his life's father falls mentally ill, he helps to arrange appropriate medical care for him out of his own pocket. When Belle is kidnapped, he selflessly leads the war party to slay the beast which has been preying on the countryside and set her free. Then he fights the beast, who is larger and stronger than him, without hesitation. Showing true bravery. Gaston drinks and hunts, he is loyal and brave, strong and skilled, selfless and romantic. We should be so lucky as to have more men like Gaston.  |
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Posted: 1/17/2021 10:20:49 AM EDT
[#32]
But Gaston was a white supremacist.
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Posted: 1/17/2021 10:28:12 AM EDT
[#33]
Belle is weird and talks to woodland creatures. Gaston could have did better. No need to try and jump on that grenade.
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Posted: 1/17/2021 10:31:32 AM EDT
[#34]
This girl disagrees...
 Little Girl Puts Gaston In His Place: Disney World 2014 |
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Posted: 1/17/2021 10:36:51 AM EDT
[#35]
So what you are saying is Gaston was the “Chad” before the “Chad” meme
I’m sold |
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Posted: 1/17/2021 10:42:03 AM EDT
[#36]
 Honest Trailers - Beauty and the Beast (1991) |
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Posted: 1/17/2021 10:54:24 AM EDT
[#37]
Naw
Gaston is a lesson. If you don't MYOB, someday an Ewok that's eats HGH for breakfast is gonna murder you. |
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Posted: 1/18/2021 6:46:27 PM EDT
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This truth bears repeating.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 6:52:20 PM EDT
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Your conveniently ignoring the fact he pretended to surrender when he lost the fight and then stabbed the beast in the back. He was a coward who folded when faced with a strong opponent.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 6:53:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Your conveniently ignoring the fact he pretended to surrender when he lost the fight and then stabbed the beast in the back. He was a coward who folded when faced with a strong opponent. If someone kidnapped my girl I would do anything it took to put him in the ground and rescue her. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 5:39:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/19/2021 5:51:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Gaston has a tiny penis. The Beast has a freaking huge schlong. Belle has a juicy vagina. I learned this from "fanart".  Attached File |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 8:33:55 PM EDT
[#43]
Nice revisionist history OP.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 8:35:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Nice revisionist history OP. The facts are there. Truth eludes he who does not seek it with both eyes wide. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 8:39:30 PM EDT
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Captain Nemo was right as well....
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Posted: 1/19/2021 9:33:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ursula was the hero in the Little Mermaid because she got a teenage girl to actually SHTF for once Nope, i have to disagree here. Ursula was just a business woman with her own agenda. Evil as it may be, but she was evil. However, Ariel is NOT a good example for girls to follow. She knows the contract, understands the contract, SIGNS the contract, the when everything goes south she calls her daddy to come save her from her own BAD DECISIONS. Fuck i hate that movie. |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 10:12:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/20/2021 10:13:17 AM EDT
[#48]
This is a thread dupe.
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Posted: 1/20/2021 10:16:36 AM EDT
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He's always been my favorite Disney produced animated villian.
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