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Posted: 2/11/2019 9:12:11 PM EDT

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Snakes don't eat humans, they can't get past our shoulders. That snake could not eat an adult so unless you mean a little kid then maybe.

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There's pics on the net of a dead guy getting cut out of a snake. India, I think but I could be wrong there.

Posted: 2/11/2019 9:12:28 PM EDT

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I'm no photography expert but it looks ligit to me. Reticulated pythons do get that big and that snek could kill and eat the man next to it. The only thing that looks odd is the bends in the snakes body as it's hanging but it looks like it was run over by a vehicle to me and those are the tire marks.

People don't think big constrictors be like they do but.....

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There's no way that snake could eat that man... He may be able to kill him in an ambush but he ain't eating him.

Posted: 2/11/2019 9:13:31 PM EDT

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There's pics on the net of a dead guy getting cut out of a snake. India, I think but I could be wrong there.

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Fake, he crawled in there for the picture it was debunked. Not saying it never happens but the only people that are able to be eaten by a very large snake is going to be very small people. Children or women maybe.

Posted: 2/11/2019 9:15:55 PM EDT

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Still calling fake, but looks like that bucket may have a grabber of some sort. Stumped until someone not on a phone can look at it in photoshop or some other possible BS move

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There’s no grabber there, or at least it’s not grabbing on the snake. They loopeda piece of rope around the bucket and then supposedly hung the snake from that looped rope. Just try that with a belt at home. You can’t have that much snake on one end and that little bit on the other. Unless it’s clamped there, or otherwise held in place by something and not freely hanging, that’s impossible

Posted: 2/11/2019 9:18:17 PM EDT

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There's no grabber there, or at least it's not grabbing on the snake. They loopeda piece of rope around the bucket and then supposedly hung the snake from that looped rope. Just try that with a belt at home. You can't have that much snake on one end and that little bit on the other. Unless it's clamped there, or otherwise held in place by something and not freely hanging, that's impossible

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Still calling fake, but looks like that bucket may have a grabber of some sort. Stumped until someone not on a phone can look at it in photoshop or some other possible BS move

There's no grabber there, or at least it's not grabbing on the snake. They loopeda piece of rope around the bucket and then supposedly hung the snake from that looped rope. Just try that with a belt at home. You can't have that much snake on one end and that little bit on the other. Unless it's clamped there, or otherwise held in place by something and not freely hanging, that's impossible

They're claiming that snake is #400 but the biggest retic on record was 32 feel long and only weighed #350. Story is click bait bullshit.

#400 Anaconda? That would be believable.

Posted: 2/11/2019 9:19:17 PM EDT

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There's no way that snake could eat that man... He may be able to kill him in an ambush but he ain't eating him.

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I'm no photography expert but it looks ligit to me. Reticulated pythons do get that big and that snek could kill and eat the man next to it. The only thing that looks odd is the bends in the snakes body as it's hanging but it looks like it was run over by a vehicle to me and those are the tire marks.

People don't think big constrictors be like they do but.....

There's no way that snake could eat that man... He may be able to kill him in an ambush but he ain't eating him.

Yes, it could.... Large snakes eat anything that crosses their path, including people. They unhinge their jaws and you'd be amazed at what they can swallow. I used to know a guy who had both a Burmese (13ft) and Reticulated (around 16ft) and neither of them were close to the one in that pic.

They're downright scary.

Posted: 2/11/2019 9:22:28 PM EDT

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That could easily eat a human.

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That could easily eat a human.

That could easily be fish hands, too.

Posted: 2/11/2019 9:23:27 PM EDT

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There’s no grabber there, or at least it’s not grabbing on the snake. They loopeda piece of rope around the bucket and then supposedly hung the snake from that looped rope. Just try that with a belt at home. You can’t have that much snake on one end and that little bit on the other. Unless it’s clamped there, or otherwise held in place by something and not freely hanging, that’s impossible

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I have seen large pipes held vertical with a strap. A soft bodied snake is easy to hold with a rope or strap like shown in the photo. Not saying it is not a fake photo, but a snake can be rigged that way.

Posted: 2/11/2019 9:24:57 PM EDT

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Yes, it could.... Large snakes eat anything that crosses their path, including people. They unhinge their jaws and you'd be amazed at what they can swallow. I used to know a guy who had both a Burmese (13ft) and Reticulated (around 16ft) and neither of them were close to the one in that pic.

They're downright scary.

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JFC...

Posted: 2/11/2019 9:28:16 PM EDT

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Hey Dipshit OP, are you trying to spell SNAKE, and can’t?

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To ask this question obviously shows that you do not GD enough

Posted: 2/11/2019 9:29:52 PM EDT

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Lol, how about FuckNo.

Posted: 2/11/2019 9:32:14 PM EDT

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~~This is why you need a 458 SOCOM~~. Nuke. Really big nuke.

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FIFY.

Posted: 2/11/2019 9:33:23 PM EDT

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JFC...

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Yes, it could.... Large snakes eat anything that crosses their path, including people. They unhinge their jaws and you'd be amazed at what they can swallow. I used to know a guy who had both a Burmese (13ft) and Reticulated (around 16ft) and neither of them were close to the one in that pic.

They're downright scary.

JFC...

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OK looking at the pic again and closer I concede that you're correct and it very likely couldn't eat that man but it's not too far from what it could ingest. The body of the snake could easily contain that man, it likely wouldn't be able to get past the shoulders. It's not uncommon for it to happen though including full grown/slighter build men.

Posted: 2/11/2019 9:34:14 PM EDT

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Posted: 2/11/2019 9:35:26 PM EDT

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I have seen large pipes held vertical with a strap. A soft bodied snake is easy to hold with a rope or strap like shown in the photo. Not saying it is not a fake photo, but a snake can be rigged that way.

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I have too, but pipes held vertically like that aren’t held loosely by the suspending rope; they’re tightly held. That snake is just flopping there

Posted: 2/11/2019 9:39:33 PM EDT

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Damn what caliber for that thing? Beginning to feel my .450 BM may not be big enough yet!

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1/2-1 stick

Posted: 2/11/2019 9:41:18 PM EDT

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That’s a really nice set of boots in the making, right there.

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That’s a really nice set of boots in the making, right there.

Python pattern panties for Rosie ODonnell

Posted: 2/11/2019 9:41:41 PM EDT

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Damn, I occasionally hunt hogs and deer in Immokalee.

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That thing probably did too.

Posted: 2/11/2019 9:42:48 PM EDT

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I would imagine with snakes like those slithering around your game would be getting a little thin on the ground soon.

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Damn, I occasionally hunt hogs and deer in Immokalee.

I would imagine with snakes like those slithering around your game would be getting a little thin on the ground soon.

They are wiping out swamp rabbits and other small mammals.

The young have decimated the grub worm population.

Posted: 2/11/2019 9:44:19 PM EDT

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@ludder093

OK looking at the pic again and closer I concede that you're correct and it very likely couldn't eat that man but it's not too far from what it could ingest. The body of the snake could easily contain that man, it likely wouldn't be able to get past the shoulders. It's not uncommon for it to happen though including full grown/slighter build men.

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Yes, it could.... Large snakes eat anything that crosses their path, including people. They unhinge their jaws and you'd be amazed at what they can swallow. I used to know a guy who had both a Burmese (13ft) and Reticulated (around 16ft) and neither of them were close to the one in that pic.

They're downright scary.

JFC...

@ludder093

OK looking at the pic again and closer I concede that you're correct and it very likely couldn't eat that man but it's not too far from what it could ingest. The body of the snake could easily contain that man, it likely wouldn't be able to get past the shoulders. It's not uncommon for it to happen though including full grown/slighter build men.

Now consider he's standing 25 feet behind the snake...

Posted: 2/11/2019 9:44:41 PM EDT

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Snakes don't eat humans, they can't get past our shoulders. That snake could not eat an adult so unless you mean a little kid then maybe.

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Why? He's right. I'm guessing you've never seen a snek eat?

Snakes don't eat humans, they can't get past our shoulders. That snake could not eat an adult so unless you mean a little kid then maybe.

Uhhh, unless they are fake there are several pics of grown mens inside these creepy bastards online.

Posted: 2/11/2019 9:58:37 PM EDT

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I hope you're joking.

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he's not

Posted: 2/11/2019 10:03:33 PM EDT

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Google says this is the only information of this incident. Not sure if real. If so, that’s one big pair of boots.

Posted: 2/11/2019 10:04:34 PM EDT

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Is that a picture for ants?

Posted: 2/11/2019 10:09:06 PM EDT

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It was said that when they spotted the snake it was mating with one that was even larger but it Quickly Slither away leaving a large crater like Trail Into the Woods the older Mexican men who witnessed the snake retreating called it (Loci) which was apparently the name of a Roman genius who took the form of a snake!!

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OP, please tell me you copied that text from some south Florida newspaper;

Posted: 2/11/2019 10:13:52 PM EDT

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Hey Dipshit OP, are you trying to spell SNAKE, and can’t?

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Posted: 2/11/2019 10:14:38 PM EDT

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Hey Dipshit OP, are you trying to spell SNAKE, and can’t?

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WTF is a SNAKE (sic)

Posted: 2/11/2019 10:17:03 PM EDT

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Snakes don't eat humans, they can't get past our shoulders. That snake could not eat an adult so unless you mean a little kid then maybe.

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Wrong

Posted: 2/11/2019 10:18:07 PM EDT

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Wrong

https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/124978/snek1-842423.jpg

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Snakes don't eat humans, they can't get past our shoulders. That snake could not eat an adult so unless you mean a little kid then maybe.

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https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/124978/snek1-842423.jpg

It's on the internet, so it must be true....

Posted: 2/11/2019 10:18:30 PM EDT

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Hey Dipshit OP, are you trying to spell SNAKE, and can’t?

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No step on my snek.

Posted: 2/11/2019 10:20:20 PM EDT

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Hey Dipshit OP, are you trying to spell SNAKE, and can’t?

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you're being That Guy Nobody Likes. Shut up and go away, kthanxbye.

Posted: 2/11/2019 10:21:39 PM EDT

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Snakes don't eat humans, they can't get past our shoulders. That snake could not eat an adult so unless you mean a little kid then maybe.

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I'll show you the light.

Snakes of this size don't just run up and try to swallow their prey whole. They squeeze with enough force to break and dislocate the bones of animals that are both thicker and denser than ours.

It does take a bigger snake than this one. But last summer a 54 year old woman was eaten, and the year before that an adult male was found inside a 23 foot python. In both cases they had a ton of broken bones.

Posted: 2/11/2019 10:23:30 PM EDT

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It's on the internet, so it must be true....

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This one is verified. There are pictures and video. National Geographic also took part in investigating it.

Posted: 2/11/2019 10:23:52 PM EDT

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Could you possibly find a smaller picture?

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Posted: 2/11/2019 10:24:57 PM EDT

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I'll show you the light.

Snakes of this size don't just run up and try to swallow their prey whole. They squeeze with enough force to break and dislocate the bones of animals that are both thicker and denser than ours.

It does take a bigger snake than this one. But last summer a 54 year old woman was eaten, and the year before that an adult male was found inside a 23 foot python. In both cases they had a ton of broken bones.

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Snakes don't eat humans, they can't get past our shoulders. That snake could not eat an adult so unless you mean a little kid then maybe.

I'll show you the light.

Snakes of this size don't just run up and try to swallow their prey whole. They squeeze with enough force to break and dislocate the bones of animals that are both thicker and denser than ours.

It does take a bigger snake than this one. But last summer a 54 year old woman was eaten, and the year before that an adult male was found inside a 23 foot python. In both cases they had a ton of broken bones.

Snakes in the everglades eat whitetail deer. Now I know South Florida deer can be smaller than deer further north, but there is not much difference in the height dimension of a deer’s torso and the shoulders of a person.

Posted: 2/11/2019 10:35:19 PM EDT

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OP, please tell me you copied that text from some south Florida newspaper;

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I can’t find it if he did. But I didn’t look real hard either.

Posted: 2/11/2019 10:38:04 PM EDT

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It's on the internet, so it must be true....

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Snakes don't eat humans, they can't get past our shoulders. That snake could not eat an adult so unless you mean a little kid then maybe.

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https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/124978/snek1-842423.jpg

It's on the internet, so it must be true....

That one could be true. It's a pretty small woman but the one with the guy sticking out was fake. The guy crawled inside the snake for a photo.

Posted: 2/11/2019 10:48:20 PM EDT

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That one could be true. It's a pretty small woman but the one with the guy sticking out was fake. The guy crawled inside the snake for a photo.

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Thought that one was the one where the guy crawled in. Can't keep them straight.
From SE Asia, to Central and S America, that retic has been around the world gobbling people up.

Posted: 2/11/2019 11:09:07 PM EDT

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That could easily eat a human.

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That could almost eat ur mom!

Posted: 2/11/2019 11:12:20 PM EDT

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come on op, how can you post such a fail?

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Why do you hate postage stamps?

Posted: 2/11/2019 11:13:38 PM EDT

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Hey Dipshit OP, are you trying to spell SNAKE, and can’t?

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Be polite or someone will sic their dag on you.

Posted: 2/11/2019 11:17:50 PM EDT

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Thought that one was the one where the guy crawled in. Can't keep them straight.
From SE Asia, to Central and S America, that retic has been around the world gobbling people up.

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There's some pretty sketchy video of them cutting a snake open and finding a small woman. There's so many fakes out there.

Posted: 2/11/2019 11:27:38 PM EDT

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@ludder093

OK looking at the pic again and closer I concede that you're correct and it very likely couldn't eat that man but it's not too far from what it could ingest. The body of the snake could easily contain that man, it likely wouldn't be able to get past the shoulders. It's not uncommon for it to happen though including full grown/slighter build men.

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But how the fuck does it "catch" the human? I mean, it's a constrictor, right? So it has really tiny fangs. Wouldn't a person be able to just jump the fuck out of the way before it could throw those coils on??

Posted: 2/11/2019 11:28:45 PM EDT

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What is that???? A jpeg for ants???

Posted: 2/11/2019 11:29:12 PM EDT

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I don't worry about the gators when duck hunting in the STAs or FEBs. I worry about something like that. At least I can see the gators beady little eyes pop and glow in the dark when I'm setting decoys.

Posted: 2/11/2019 11:31:40 PM EDT

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Hahah thiz guyz a n00b.

Snek origin.

Posted: 2/11/2019 11:33:23 PM EDT

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Hooper:Thats a twenty footer.
Quint: Twenty-five!

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You broke into my house, stole my property, murdered my servants, and my PETS! And that is what grieves me the most! You killed my snake. Thorgrim is beside himself with grief! He raised that snake from the time it was born.

Posted: 2/11/2019 11:42:56 PM EDT

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But how the fuck does it "catch" the human? I mean, it's a constrictor, right? So it has really tiny fangs. Wouldn't a person be able to just jump the fuck out of the way before it could throw those coils on??

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They're ambush predators. Once a big one latches on its really fucking hard to get away... those short teeth you're taking about are curved to the rear and theres a lot of them.