...but now I don't know what to post.

Just don’t post dicks and you should be OK

9mm or 45?

Welcome, fellow firearm enthusiast!  

Beans or no beans?

Welcome to the ricefields motherfucker

You should've waited another 30 days so you wouldn't have 2020 next to your name indefinitely.

Beans or no beans?

Don't be posting shit that wastes site resources.

You fucked yourself. You should’ve waited a month. Now you have the stink of a 20’er on you forever.

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Do you believe the Election was free and fair?

Dinner pixs are always nice.

Not a problem.

Start a mask thread.

Aimless will expect a dick pic PM from you. He gets a little testy if you don’t pay your dues. Bonus points if you include a mackerel in the pic.

Doesn’t stop the rest of us.

So instead of a 13er you thought being a 20er would be better?

Sadly, you will have no credibility for like 10 years, because post count and join date are used in a complex set of equations to determine whether you are a troll, a shill, a DU plant, a patriot, a Fudd, an Alwaystrumper, a Nevertrumper, etc.

Volksgewehr, your incessant posting of sanctimonious bullshit and self righteous nonsense proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that indeed sometimes the slowest sperm does fertilize the egg... While you may fancy yourself some sort of a "Christian”, I am sure Christ would gleefully leap off the nearest bridge in order to disassociate himself with your holier-than-thou crap. All I can think of when my eyes are burned with the continual lack of quality content of your posts, bible thumping horseshit, and moderator ass-kissing is that another 4 minutes of my life could be potentially wasted should I make the mistake to read whatever you have written. You have dirty clothes, BO, bad breath, and I am quite confident that should one open your top dresser drawer, it would contain skid marked underwear. Your children will grow to be nothing more then felons or beggars due to their genetic lineage. Likely, even your car is a smog machine, and pollutes the earth like you pollute this site. You are a festering infected boil on the ass of gun ownership, and Christianity; with the apparent intelligence of an autistic gnat with downs syndrome. You are the type of weenie that causes people of mutilate themselves, trying to escape the emotional pain that people as worthless as you even exist. Knowing that you are a gun owner, I am strongly leaning towards supporting testing for firearms. The fact that a man who can’t even grasp the insane hypocrisy that exists in your constant barrage of self-sainthood is allowed to own a habiliment of destruction is a fucking social calamity, and needs to be stopped. You cry like a woman, and you have a night-light to fend off boogie men. You dress in drag, and you listen to ABBA. I am guessing that early in life, Hitler encountered the Jewish version of "Volksgewehr”, thus explaining his future actions. I wish you nothing less then painful pancreatic cancer. Stones in your shoes on long walks, and blisters on your ass as you sit down to shit. Sleepless nights, broken hearts, hurricane damage to your home, sadness, pain, misery, "Out of the Closet” outspoken homosexual children, traffic tickets, loss of loved ones, felony convictions for crimes you didn’t commit, weight gain, stubbed toes, sprained limbs, damage to the transmission of your car on the ONE DAY you really needed it, always having "something in your eye”, having to smell other peoples farts in elevators, long waits at traffic lights, getting laid off from your job, medical bills, having a squib load, then firing a round after it, holes in your socks, underwear that’s too tight, sexual impotence, limb amputation, or any other possible iniquitous event that could harm you as bad as your mere presence harms humanity as a whole. I believe elimination of inutile cocksuckers such as you could bring everyone on this planed of differing views together, for the sole purpose of your eradication. You are living proof that humans can impregnate rodents. I fucking hate you.

9mm, unless it's a 1911 or FNX-45 Tactical.
ETA: or a Thompson

Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?

You good with receiving them? I hope so because you've got a good one on the way to your inbox

Well OP, you could post something clever or funny.

Or you can be just be like me.

Welcome.

Post pics of boobs

Thank you for the welcome dear friend and fellow firearm enthusiast. I bring a vast wealth of knowledge and intellectual conversation to Arfcom. It’s so refreshing to be a new Arfcomer this close to election time that can help your cause. Please, if there’s anything I can do to make my long and productive membership more enjoyable for everyone here, don’t hesitate to ask. Again, thank you for the welcome and be well.

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Haven't seen that one before.

Garandman sure did

7 years? So you're a 13er AND a 20er?

Mother of god...

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

As you know after 7 years lurking this is a wonderful, accepting place and you are truly valued.

Fo shizzle

You're still a fucking 2020'er.

Don't worry: we are a protected class.

https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/ATF-lists-urgent-need-for-five-more-Intelligence-officers-to-monitor-ARFCOM-link-to-apply-inside-/5-2397911/

ETA:  Woops, wrong thread.

I just spent 20 mins looking for this.... my search fu is not up to par

Ever sit on your hand till it goes numb, beat your meat, and pretend a different person is tugging you off? "The Stranger," I believe they call it.

Welcome!

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If you post titties, and the mods like them you get your account upgraded and you can put a picture in your avatar.
Some mods like dick pics also.

Did you know the ATF is hiring because you work there and/or you saw the thread?

How interested  are you as to the security......of your shit???

Join date, post count.

You burned post 762 on a trick question?

Avatar checks out.

Ya reckon 21ers are gonna be mo betta?

Go seek out Chicken Willy. He'll hook you up.

FPNI

Has bill ever called you?