OK, My M240 story...
So I'm at Master Gunner School , and were about to test out on the crew served MGs. The M240 test you need to
Unload
Clear
Disassemble
reassemble
load
function check.
Now like most schools, you have a strict process you follow, deviate from it, you're a No-Go.
Part of there procedure is to take the reamers that come with the MG and ream out each of the gas port holes on the gas regulator.
So I get done with everything and I look at the instructor and say "Done.
He looks at me and says "Are you sure?". I reply "Yes"
he replies with" Are you Absolutely sure?" and again I reply "Yes"
So he proceeds to remove the barrel, remove the gas regulator, take the reamers and insert into one of the gas ports and a tiny piece of pencil lead drops out and onto the table......WTF
So the lesson. Attention to fucking Detail.
I retested after lunch and got a go.... Fuckers
We use to joke about if we got hit and had to bail out of the Tank, that we would be grabbing a 240 and a few boxes of ammo and taking it with us...
Years later that became SOP in one of the Manuals explaining the crew is to dismount one, along with the heat mitt and two ammo cans.
The Army did experiment with a dismount kit for the M240's that added a pistol grip assembly like the ground version along with a clip on Bipod. It would have been nice to have that along with the Shoulder stock assembly. There were no sights, but hey, that's what tracers are for. The COAX version weighed 22.2 lbs.