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Link Posted: 5/13/2024 8:48:52 PM EDT
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I was on a guys farm one time, he had only one leg.

I asked him if he lost his leg in the service.
He replied, "nah, just some redneck shit"
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 8:52:25 PM EDT
[#2]
Texas A&M says "Hold my beer!".
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 8:52:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Gingerbreadman] [#3]
Maybe he can't spell stochiometric, but he sure could feel it.
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 8:58:31 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/13/2024 9:09:50 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Ibn_Huq:


Naw, they have the sense to stand back and shoot it
with a flaming arrow just like them Duke Boys
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Originally Posted By Ibn_Huq:
Originally Posted By OverScoped:
That's gotta be in west virginia


Naw, they have the sense to stand back and shoot it
with a flaming arrow just like them Duke Boys

Yeehaw!
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 9:13:30 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By OverScoped:
That's gotta be in west virginia
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I was guessing pa.
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 9:16:45 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By explodingvarmints:
I think we've all done that at least once at some scale that's probably a lot smaller.  I always have a jug that's 50/50 used motor oil/diesel mix.  It's so effective and easy to light without being all 'splodey.
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Torch fuel for prescribed burning is typically a 2:1 diesel gas mix.

Don’t fuck it up!

FS Burn Selfie by FredMan, on Flickr

Rx Burn 136 2018 by FredMan, on Flickr
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 9:26:37 PM EDT
[#8]
The high school in my county has a big bonfire every year comedy pile it up with the front end loaders. But I'm pretty sure they use diesel fuel, not gasoline. At least they haven't read about anybody being sent to the emergency room we're dying
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 9:53:44 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Lucifer_Sam:
Slowing it down to 1/4 speed at 1:08 is pretty rewarding
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Yes it was. I didn't know you could do that. Thanks for the laughs.
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 9:57:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/13/2024 10:06:22 PM EDT
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My brother took a small amount of flour on a plate and a 5' tube into the garage. He blew through the tube towards the plate of flour and lit a cigarette lighter. Well it blew up alright. Big ball of fire. I was probably 7.
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 11:22:02 PM EDT
[#12]
Sugar gets all flamey, too.
They take similar fire safety precautions in a sugar mill as in an oil refinery.
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 11:26:48 PM EDT
[#13]
The only thing missing was the idiot being tied to a stake.
Link Posted: 5/14/2024 7:35:35 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Crash_Test_Dhimmi:
I was on a guys farm one time, he had only one leg.

I asked him if he lost his leg in the service.
He replied, "nah, just some redneck shit"
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The video in the OP showed a redneck hotfoot.
Link Posted: 5/14/2024 7:48:42 PM EDT
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The good thing about Darwin Awards is everyone is a winner. Some are spectacular and there those who can't wait to demonstrate their trophy, but remember we all own that trophy and be proud to never display it during your entire life.
Link Posted: 5/14/2024 8:31:33 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By FrankSymptoms:
Sugar gets all flamey, too.
They take similar fire safety precautions in a sugar mill as in an oil refinery.
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Don’t forget about grain silos.

FAE is FAE, regardless of the fuel.
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