Double McRib... Will I die?

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Posted: 10/16/2019 3:41:28 PM EDT

I was sitting at work, and my belly rumbled. Feeling low on site resources, I waddled my fat ass to the nearest McDonald's, since yesterday's snail mail threatened me with a good time...

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Posted: 10/16/2019 3:43:07 PM EDT

[#1]

what a nasty mess

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:43:11 PM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:43:38 PM EDT

[#3]

After a bunch of beer....

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:43:42 PM EDT

[#4]

You sir are my new hero. But how did you eat that without the meat sliding out of the bun

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:44:00 PM EDT

[#5]

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:44:04 PM EDT

[#6]

Yes. Dibs on guns.

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:44:42 PM EDT

[#7]

You'll probably just shit your pants.

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:44:46 PM EDT

[#8]

Im not a member of the tender tummy brigade but im not sure if even I could handle that.

Godspeed OP.

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:45:13 PM EDT

[#9]

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Why are you bringing my bedroom life into this?

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:45:20 PM EDT

[#10]

Op is about to experience a new level of discomfort

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:45:49 PM EDT

[#11]

I ate two the other night and 3 pumpkin pies and I didnt die and my ass didnt explode.

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:46:13 PM EDT

[#12]

Oh no!

Your poor, poor toilet.

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:46:50 PM EDT

[#13]

90,000 calories
14,000,000 carbs
87,000lbs of sodium
14 hours spent on the crapper.
Will it be worth it, OP?

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:48:19 PM EDT

[#14]

I do the same, but no pickle and no onion.

I love McRib season!

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:49:54 PM EDT

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90,000 calories
~~14,000,000~~ 7,000,000 carbs
87,000lbs of sodium
14 hours spent on the crapper.
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Used only one bun, I'm health conscious like that.

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:50:25 PM EDT

[#16]

i love me some taco bell, but i don't eat mcdonalds...that looks nasty.

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:51:33 PM EDT

[#17]

I saw they had McRibs the other day...so I broke down and got a couple.

Maybe it's just me, but the meat patty didn't taste as good as I remember and the BBQ sauce seemed much sweeter. I wasn't impressed.

In the future when I get to jonesing a McRib, I'll just go buy the patties at the grocery, some great whole-wheat buns...and make my own.

Costs about .75 cents per sammich that way too, and I make better BBQ sauce anyway.

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:51:40 PM EDT

[#18]

I'd do it but not if I had to finish my shift.

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:51:42 PM EDT

[#19]

I’d eat it.

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:52:48 PM EDT

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In my string of seemingly poor choices, I had failed to consider this.

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:52:48 PM EDT

[#21]

They have a $6 double McRib deal over here.

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:53:41 PM EDT

[#22]

.

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:54:15 PM EDT

[#23]

Not all heroes wear capes. Thanks for taking the McRib bullet for me OP. I was thinking about doing that myself.

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:54:59 PM EDT

[#24]

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Most likely outcome...

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:56:16 PM EDT

[#25]

Not available in my AO

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:58:27 PM EDT

[#26]

mmmm… I love me some whatchamacarcus sandwiches

Homer Simpson's Rib-wich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaJWkjgoVmc

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:59:08 PM EDT

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Five years ago I had them build me a double McRib with cheese. In an unrelated note, I think this is the first McRib I've had since then.

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Posted: 10/16/2019 3:59:34 PM EDT

[#28]

I would eat 1 no problem, no way could I eat 2 of them.

Posted: 10/16/2019 4:11:52 PM EDT

[#29]

I ate two of them in one sitting last week, still alive.

Posted: 10/16/2019 4:15:52 PM EDT

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Five years ago I had them build me a double McRib with cheese. In an unrelated note, I think this is the first McRib I've had since then.

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Posted: 10/16/2019 4:17:40 PM EDT

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Looks like my wife's shower drain one a month.

Posted: 10/16/2019 4:32:05 PM EDT

[#32]

double the pleasure

Posted: 10/16/2019 5:50:23 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/16/2019 6:05:25 PM EDT

[#34]

@Kevin_Jensen

Pole needs more 'Dibs on Walmart Clearance stash' option.

Posted: 10/16/2019 6:07:27 PM EDT

[#35]

OP? You nasty

Posted: 10/16/2019 6:09:39 PM EDT

[#36]

I worked at McDonalds in high school when they first came out 35ish years ago. Bunch of people got sick at first for eating undercooked pork.

Posted: 10/16/2019 6:11:49 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/16/2019 6:14:11 PM EDT

[#38]

I'm here for the McGangbang

Posted: 10/16/2019 6:14:59 PM EDT

[#39]

It could be proven tomorrow that McRibs are made from cat shit and I'd still eat the motherfuckers. I already know they're bad for me.. and unnatural.. and fuck it whatever they're goddamn delicious.

Posted: 10/16/2019 6:17:40 PM EDT

[#40]

And Kevin_Jensen was his name.

Posted: 10/16/2019 6:20:46 PM EDT

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It could be proven tomorrow that McRibs are made from cat shit and I'd still eat the motherfuckers. I already know they're bad for me.. and unnatural.. and fuck it whatever they're goddamn delicious.

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We could be friends, you and I.

Posted: 10/16/2019 6:44:26 PM EDT

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It could be proven tomorrow that McRibs are made from cat shit and I'd still eat the motherfuckers. I already know they're bad for me.. and unnatural.. and fuck it whatever they're goddamn delicious.

We could be friends, you and I.

"...sand and sawdust, but you have you had it? It's fucking delicious!"

Chris Porter: Ugly and Angry - Won't Stop Eating Taco Bell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuBGPylPVIU

Posted: 10/16/2019 6:47:06 PM EDT

[#43]

I didn't order two but instead I got the value meal. Next time I don't think I'll eat BEFORE shopping

Posted: 10/16/2019 6:48:01 PM EDT

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Looks more like someone shit on the bun.

Posted: 10/16/2019 6:54:10 PM EDT

[#45]

To sweet for me but I order double meat everything. They wanna short you on the important part everywhere you go these days.

Posted: 10/16/2019 6:57:46 PM EDT

[#46]

The next time you fart, your shorts will look like someone ran over a deer in a snow-covered field.

Posted: 10/16/2019 7:15:50 PM EDT

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Slow down Tyler Durden

Posted: 10/16/2019 7:24:55 PM EDT

[#48]

I would have used half the other bun to make a Big McRib, you know, another layer of bun between the two layers of "meat", but that's just me. Needs lots of Arby's Horsey Sauce, too; hopefully you have some in the glove box.

Posted: 10/16/2019 7:26:22 PM EDT

[#49]

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

Posted: 10/16/2019 7:29:37 PM EDT

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For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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copy pasta?

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