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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:11:12 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:12:35 AM EDT
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Give her a fake name, never meet at your place and give her a number for a burner phone.
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:12:52 AM EDT
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All these chicks have some sort of health issues. Same with their pets if they have any.
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:15:28 AM EDT
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Is her complexion blue from the colloidal silver?
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:17:30 AM EDT
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Vicki sounds like the gals that were available in my small town some 25 years ago when l was freshly divorced.
I would tell people there's a reason the single girls my age are still single. They're crazy. Or they're sluts. But the worst are the crazy sluts. I don't hate women. Not at all. I'm friends with several. But the good ones were taken, a long time ago. Leaving only....... to choose from. 
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:22:27 AM EDT
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Welcome to the thread of middle-age dating experiences! Feel free to share your fascinating and exciting examples. To start things off, I'll share about the girl I met last Monday. Out of respect for her privacy and to avoid arocking her, I will use a fake name for her. "Vicki" and I met at a casual church activity for 'mid-singles' (middle age singles). We decided to talk and introduce ourselves over hot chocolate at a local Denny's. Here is what I learned the first time talking with Vicki: 1. Her parents divorced when she was young, and her dad remarried to an abusive woman. 2. Vicki ran away to escape the abuse. Her younger siblings weren't so lucky and are all messed up. 3. She has two young adult sons. Apparently they are still dependents, and at least one is autistic and bipolar. He has needed institutionalized lock-down on occasion. 4. She had a failing kidney removed only two months ago. 5. Vicki is prone to sinus infections and treats them with colloidal silver. Vicki is hoping to get some kind of scan followed by surgery to fix whatever it is. To improve the probability of needing surgery, Vicki is consuming vast amounts of dairy because it apparently causes inflammation in her sinuses. 6. She's unemployed, because employment would hamper her ability to qualify for free healthcare for herself and her sons' needs. 7. She suffers from anxiety, but says that it is being treated. i will add that Vicki is slender with a comparatively huge rack, and somewhat pretty. The options aren't dull! That's for certain. |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:22:39 AM EDT
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Holy shit @5
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:23:47 AM EDT
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4. She had a failing kidney removed only two months ago. |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:24:41 AM EDT
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All you need is a fruit plate.
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:24:48 AM EDT
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Vicki sounds like the gals that were available in my small town some 25 years ago when l was freshly divorced. I would tell people there's a reason the single girls my age are still single. They're crazy. Or they're sluts. But the worst are the crazy sluts. I don't hate women. Not at all. I'm friends with several. But the good ones were taken, a long time ago. Leaving only....... to choose from. Bar flies? |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:26:12 AM EDT
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Is her complexion blue from the colloidal silver? |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:26:55 AM EDT
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So she's miss... right now.
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:28:31 AM EDT
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Middle age? Sluts? Bar flies? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Vicki sounds like the gals that were available in my small town some 25 years ago when l was freshly divorced. I would tell people there's a reason the single girls my age are still single. They're crazy. Or they're sluts. But the worst are the crazy sluts. I don't hate women. Not at all. I'm friends with several. But the good ones were taken, a long time ago. Leaving only....... to choose from. Bar flies? l should add that the population of town then was around 4500. Pickin's was very slim unless you had no standards at all. |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:29:00 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Some guys will glaze over all that and just stare at her tits. The warning bells going off like perpetual alarms in my head kept me paying attention to her words. |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:30:14 AM EDT
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Ask if you can put your semen in her sinuses, to help her get surgery faster! (Somehow you wont have been the first to do this
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Edit: is middle age 40s-50s? |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:30:56 AM EDT
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Pics of rack?
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:32:18 AM EDT
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Single women over 25 are like parking spots at Walmart: they're either handicapped or way the fuck out there
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:32:40 AM EDT
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At this point in life women have become like art to me.
I enjoy looking at and interacting with it, but I can't afford to own it and I really don't want it sitting in my house.
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:33:09 AM EDT
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I would have called it after any single one of those bullet points, let alone all of them in the same person. Good God.
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:33:25 AM EDT
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Get her an Arfcom subscription!
I’m in for ten bucks. |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:33:26 AM EDT
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holy shit, the metaphors.
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:33:37 AM EDT
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So she's miss... right now. |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:34:23 AM EDT
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Ask if you can put your semen in her sinuses, to help her get surgery faster! (Somehow you wont have been the first to do this )
Edit: is middle age 40s-50s? |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:35:23 AM EDT
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I admit that it was hard...I mean "difficult" to stay focused on what she was saying. The warning bells going off like perpetual alarms in my head kept me paying attention to her words. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: Some guys will glaze over all that and just stare at her tits. The warning bells going off like perpetual alarms in my head kept me paying attention to her words. But then I'd remember that she has semi-adult dependent children and that's a hard stop. |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:35:42 AM EDT
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Get a place on Air B&B. Get a car from one of those places where you can rent someone's regular car. Get a burner phone.
Shoplift the pooty if you wish, but DO NOT let her near your life or residence. |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:36:16 AM EDT
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Quoted:
Welcome to the thread of middle-age dating experiences! Feel free to share your fascinating and exciting examples. To start things off, I'll share about the girl I met last Monday. Out of respect for her privacy and to avoid arocking her, I will use a fake name for her. "Vicki" and I met at a casual church activity for 'mid-singles' (middle age singles). We decided to talk and introduce ourselves over hot chocolate at a local Denny's. Here is what I learned the first time talking with Vicki: 1. Her parents divorced when she was young, and her dad remarried to an abusive woman. 2. Vicki ran away to escape the abuse. Her younger siblings weren't so lucky and are all messed up. 3. She has two young adult sons. Apparently they are still dependents, and at least one is autistic and bipolar. He has needed institutionalized lock-down on occasion. 4. She had a failing kidney removed only two months ago. 5. Vicki is prone to sinus infections and treats them with colloidal silver. Vicki is hoping to get some kind of scan followed by surgery to fix whatever it is. To improve the probability of needing surgery, Vicki is consuming vast amounts of dairy because it apparently causes inflammation in her sinuses. 6. She's unemployed, because employment would hamper her ability to qualify for free healthcare for herself and her sons' needs. 7. She suffers from anxiety, but says that it is being treated. i will add that Vicki is slender with a comparatively huge rack, and somewhat pretty. The options aren't dull! That's for certain. |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:36:44 AM EDT
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dont know what sounds worse, her life or you for agreeing to dennys of all places to meet.
actually, you two are perfect for each other. |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:37:09 AM EDT
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Dating in your 40’s is a nightmare.
In my city, because there are differences when it comes to locations. In their 20’s, they are still immature or won’t date someone that old. 30’s, wack jobs. Either have let them selves go. Hate their ex, daddy, whatever. Are on some sort of meds. Losing their shit because they aren’t married/don’t have kids/a baby daddy. 40 and single? Fuck them, more issues, and will get crazy. I have realized that my town is fucked up... I have female friends in other towns are they are reasonably normal. I mean nobody is “normal”, but the women in a small/medium size Southern town are fucked up. |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:37:22 AM EDT
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Single women over 25 are like parking spots at Walmart: they're either handicapped or way the fuck out there 
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:37:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So she'd like a replacement. |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:38:10 AM EDT
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Anxiety and various allergies are the new badges of honor among first worlders.
“Look at me, i have conjunctive rhadioplastic anemia!” “No, look at me, I suffer from longitudinal psychosomatic dysphasia!” “That’s nothing! My chronic hypertension and morbid gluten intolerance is a lifelong struggle!” With the absence of anything physically or mentally demanding in their lives, they make up all kinds of pseudo-medical/psychological horse shit to make it look like the struggle is real. The ostentatious first world suffering contest is nauseating. |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:38:43 AM EDT
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All these chicks have some sort of health issues. Same with their pets if they have any.
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:43:55 AM EDT
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Get a place on Air B&B. Get a car from one of those places where you can rent someone's regular car. Get a burner phone. Shoplift the pooty if you wish, but DO NOT let her near your life or residence. my ex was breathtakingly hot, but I learned my lesson about heeding the warning signs. |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:44:31 AM EDT
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Wow I know someone like that but she has a good job. Is she a talker? Yak yak yak?
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:46:02 AM EDT
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Bullet point 2............
Bullet point 3...... 
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:48:30 AM EDT
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dont know what sounds worse, her life or you for agreeing to dennys of all places to meet. actually, you two are perfect for each other. |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:49:09 AM EDT
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dont know what sounds worse, her life or you for agreeing to dennys of all places to meet. Quote HistoryQuoted:
dont know what sounds worse, her life or you for agreeing to dennys of all places to meet. Quoted:
Get a burner phone. |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:50:38 AM EDT
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Hey they're cheap and open 24hrs a day so you can meet anytime. Every guy should have a crazy woman phone. Whenever I meet a chick I'll scribble the crazy girl number on the back of a business card and give it to her, when they ask why the cell phone number on the front is different I tell em it's my old cell phone and I haven't made new cards yet. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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dont know what sounds worse, her life or you for agreeing to dennys of all places to meet. Quoted:
Get a burner phone.
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:51:57 AM EDT
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Anxiety and various allergies are the new badges of honor among first worlders. "Look at me, i have conjunctive rhadioplastic anemia!" "No, look at me, I suffer from longitudinal psychosomatic dysphasia!" "That's nothing! My chronic hypertension and morbid gluten intolerance is a lifelong struggle!" With the absence of anything physically or mentally demanding in their lives, they make up all kinds of pseudo-medical/psychological horse shit to make it look like the struggle is real. The ostentatious first world suffering contest is nauseating. No, i'm not making any of this up. |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:54:57 AM EDT
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good God man... at least "Vicki" gave you the bad news first..
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:59:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So they still end up with both your numbers? |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 1:59:57 AM EDT
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dont know what sounds worse, her life or you for agreeing to dennys of all places to meet. actually, you two are perfect for each other. keep it simple and inexpensive. A simple drink or dessert somewhere. The nicer dates are reserved for those I still want to see after the initial meeting. |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 2:00:04 AM EDT
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good God man... at least "Vicki" gave you the bad news first.. Maybe that was the GOOD news. |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 2:05:02 AM EDT
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I did have a second date last Friday, with a therapist who specializes in addiction therapy...particularly sex and porn addictions. Heh!
No, she's not my therapist, but I'm not sure that i'm comfortable dating someone who will probably accuse me of having an 'addiction' if I ever glance at a picture of gal in a bikini. |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 2:05:39 AM EDT
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I don’t envy you. If something ever happens to my wife I’m going to be a wondering hermit.
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Posted: 1/15/2019 2:09:59 AM EDT
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tag.
after a lifetime of working the bar business, i'm not afraid to admit that i have no idea how normal human beings date. |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 2:10:20 AM EDT
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Sleep kidney side down and do not unload up in her baby maker.
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Posted: 1/15/2019 2:13:36 AM EDT
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I don't envy you. If something ever happens to my wife I'm going to be a wondering hermit. So I'm looking for a woman who will be worth it. |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 2:14:03 AM EDT
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A rule that I've implemented for the first time meeting a woman, especially if I meet her through a dating app: keep it simple and inexpensive. A simple drink or dessert somewhere. The nicer dates are reserved for those I still want to see after the initial meeting. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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dont know what sounds worse, her life or you for agreeing to dennys of all places to meet. actually, you two are perfect for each other. keep it simple and inexpensive. A simple drink or dessert somewhere. The nicer dates are reserved for those I still want to see after the initial meeting. |
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Posted: 1/15/2019 2:14:16 AM EDT
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I did have a second date last Friday, with a therapist who specializes in addiction therapy...particularly sex and porn addictions. Heh! No, she's not my therapist, but I'm not sure that i'm comfortable dating someone who will probably accuse me of having an 'addiction' if I ever glance at a picture of gal in a bikini. |
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