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Posted: 12/13/2019 5:28:33 PM EDT
Dangerous tattoo remover from eBay is a MILLION watt laser


I think I need one because science.
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 5:29:32 PM EDT
[#1]
Does it come in IR??

Asking for a friend.
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 5:33:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/13/2019 5:34:46 PM EDT
[#3]
lol, this kid...

"I probably shouldn't have it set on the highest setting when removing the ink on my wrist. My skin will probably grow back... maybe."
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 5:50:24 PM EDT
[#4]
Let me know when they make one that can cut down saplings.
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 5:56:17 PM EDT
[#5]
“No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die”.
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 5:57:42 PM EDT
[#6]
Order now and get a free disco mirror ball!
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 6:00:22 PM EDT
[#7]
This would probably be handy for some of the protestors in HK against surveillance cameras.
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 6:03:45 PM EDT
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lol, this kid...

"I probably shouldn't have it set on the highest setting when removing the ink on my wrist. My skin will probably grow back... maybe."
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Link Posted: 12/13/2019 6:05:04 PM EDT
[#9]
I like how the included safety glasses were useless.
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 6:08:17 PM EDT
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Good work, China!
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 6:09:51 PM EDT
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LOL
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 6:10:32 PM EDT
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MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 6:11:19 PM EDT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juFZh92MUOY
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 6:11:23 PM EDT
[#14]
Why is this kid starting almost every word he says with an "h" sound?

"hhI ordered hhhthis hlaser off of hhhhhhhebay"
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 6:12:44 PM EDT
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This would probably be handy for some of the protestors in HK against surveillance cameras.
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Or red light cameras
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 6:14:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/13/2019 6:18:24 PM EDT
[#17]
Did he ruin his camera lens in the process of testing? I see green specs about half way into the video that weren't there in the beginning.
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 6:19:01 PM EDT
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Did he ruin his camera lens in the process of testing? I see green specs about half way into the video that weren't there in the beginning.
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Yes.  He mentions it at some point.
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 6:22:15 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/13/2019 6:23:58 PM EDT
[#20]
When the boogaloo hits, I want to make sure I'm on this kids team,  Dang smart young man.
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 6:24:25 PM EDT
[#21]
This guy is hilarious, but he lost me with all the nerd talk.
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 6:27:20 PM EDT
[#22]
1,000,000 micro watts maybe but No way is it a 1,000,000 watt laser.
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 6:29:48 PM EDT
[#23]
"turns out lasers are racist"
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 6:30:31 PM EDT
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Or red light cameras
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Or red light cameras
No, no, nothing nefarious, I promise.  
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 6:32:19 PM EDT
[#25]
smart kid
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 6:34:06 PM EDT
[#26]
This guy cracks me up. He's so upbeat about everything.

He reminds me of RoyalNonesuch for some reason, except he actually does something beyond build shitty slamfire guns out of pipe.
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 6:55:46 PM EDT
[#27]
Cool,Tattoo removal is going to be BIG in a couple of years
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 7:18:02 PM EDT
[#28]
That guy is awesome to listen to. He will go places.
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 8:04:30 PM EDT
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Million watts?  His parents are going to be PISSED when the electric bill comes!
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 8:17:52 PM EDT
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Hilariously, he sounds 12, but he’s a professional and actually does research in the field.  Also is happy to scorch things for science...
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 8:35:19 PM EDT
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lol, this kid...

"I probably shouldn't have it set on the highest setting when removing the ink on my wrist. My skin will probably grow back... maybe."
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Link Posted: 12/13/2019 8:58:08 PM EDT
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... nerd
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 9:06:16 PM EDT
[#33]
As far as the actual application of tattoo removal, China did alright it looks like.

Don't the treatments cost thousands?
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 9:25:09 PM EDT
[#34]
As if I wasn't impressed enough with his mathematical analysis he then goes on to make a pumped dye laser.  WITH BOOZE.

I hate being retarded.
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 9:32:15 PM EDT
[#35]
Looks like they're around $500 on ebay.
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 9:38:34 PM EDT
[#37]
Can you shoot down satellites with it?
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 9:41:02 PM EDT
[#38]
I love the idea of causing all kinds of havoc with one of these things, but I love having sight even more, so that's a pass for me.
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 9:50:16 PM EDT
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You just know this kid has to be on Homeland Security's/FBI's watch list.

Dangerous Christmas Laser Show Upgrade - 1000x Stronger


My Homebuilt 200W LASER BAZOOKA!!!!!


Crazy eBay green laser pointer mod. 1mW to 1400mW++
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 9:57:18 PM EDT
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Is that a real million, or a Chinese million?

Cause I got a 100,000 mah battery pack that on a good day, after a good long charge, is closer to 7000 than 100,000. But then again, it's a damn good 7000 mah battery pack and it was only $12.
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 10:00:17 PM EDT
[#41]
I could do tat removal... from the back of a minivan.
Link Posted: 12/13/2019 10:32:53 PM EDT
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Can it be mounted on an M4?

Link Posted: 12/14/2019 12:00:44 AM EDT
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I just went down a YouTube rabbit hole watching this kid’s videos.  Holy shit @ the laser bazooka
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 12:18:20 AM EDT
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1 million watts????

Great Scott!

{docBrown.gif}
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 12:29:26 AM EDT
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"In fact, a direct hit to the eyes would be 33 million more times more intense than staring into the sun"

And you know... I believe him.
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 12:45:58 AM EDT
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A million watts... sort of, not really though. It’s a MW output, but only for a fraction of a second.

Just wait until we have continuous wave (constant on) megawatt class lasers. It will happen within the next decade. They’re already constructing 500+ kW (half-MW) class lasers currently. The future of high power lasers is bright.
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 1:00:03 AM EDT
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"In fact, a direct hit to the eyes would be 33 million more times more intense than staring into the sun"

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Link Posted: 12/14/2019 1:03:40 AM EDT
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A million watts... sort of, not really though. It’s a MW output, but only for a fraction of a second.

Just wait until we have continuous wave (constant on) megawatt class lasers. It will happen within the next decade. They’re already constructing 500+ kW (half-MW) class lasers currently. The future of high power lasers is bright.
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Yeah, watts isn't a really useful unit for this application.  I'd want to know what the actual total energy output was, not the rate it sustained for a few microseconds.  If that kind of thing impresses you, let me tell you about the terawatt pulse power the 2ft tall reactor at NC State used to do....
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 1:20:32 AM EDT
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The power is rated that high for probably 10 nanoseconds. It isn't lie a constant beam that is driving that level of output. That guy knows his shit. A lot of those transformers he plays around will would kill you dead if you fucked up even a little. Like fucking microwave transformers.
Link Posted: 12/14/2019 1:42:58 AM EDT
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“Ow! Ow! Holy feck, that hurt.”

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