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Posted: 1/24/2021 5:21:34 PM EDT
What is an orc? To their creator, J. R. R. Tolkien, they are “squat, broad, flat-nosed, sallow-skinned, with wide mouths and slant eyes: in fact degraded and repulsive versions of the (to Europeans) least lovely Mongol-types.” More than half a century after Tolkien wrote that description in a letter, here is how Dungeons & Dragons describes the orc in the latest Monster Manual, where all such demi-humans are relegated: “Orcs are savage raiders and pillagers with stooped postures, low foreheads, and piggish faces.” Half-orcs, which are half-human and therefore playable according to Player’s Handbook rules, are “not evil by nature, but evil does work within them.” Some venture into the human-dominated world to “prove their worth” among “other more civilized races.” Genetic determinism is a fantasy tradition. Dwarves are miners and forgers. Half-orcs are rampageous. Elves have otherworldly grace and enjoy poetry. Dark elves, known as Drow, have skin that “resembles charcoal” and are associated with the evil spider queen Lolth. As both a ruleset and a fantasy backdrop, D&D is in the business of translating these racial differences into numerical scores: Dwarves get extra points when they try to hit something with a battleaxe. Elves get plus two dexterity. Half-orcs’ “savage attack” lets players reap extra damage off a critical hit. All because of their race. D&D has mostly shunned the same approach when it comes to gender. The original version, from 1974, had no special rules for women player characters, but a Dragon magazine column from 1976, with the header “Bringing the Distaff Gamer into D&D,” gave some women’s strength scores a nerf compared to men’s, and replaced their charisma scores with one for “beauty.” Those rules didn’t stick, and the latest Players’ Handbook reminds gamers that they “don't need to be confined to binary notions of sex and gender.” Over the years, however, D&D has made only trivial movements away from racial essentialism. Sure, publisher Wizards of the Coast has removed, for example, half-orcs’ –2 debuff to intelligence. One faction of orcs has more complex, even humanizing qualities in a recent book. Yet the stereotyping remains. View Quote https://www.wired.com/story/dandd-must-grapple-with-the-racism-in-fantasy/amp Wtf |
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“Racism was not a problem on the Discworld, because—what with trolls and dwarfs and so on—speciesism was more interesting. Black and white lived in perfect harmony and ganged up on green.”
? Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad |
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I demand equal representation for zombies among my D&D heroes. 2d6 damage is just embarrassing.
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Shows how tarded SJWs are. Orcs were created as a literary device so that Aragorn could kill 87 at a time without looking like a serial killer. Then some edgelord AD&D player says "wHy CaN't I rOlL aN oRc?" And here we are. If they remade Baldur's Gate today it would be unwinnable. Can't fight Amelyssan because "mUh ViOlEnCe AgAiNsT wAhMyn?"
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Only one class of charater in RPGs should be exiting.
Wizzard Lives Matter On a differnt subject I as a middle aged slightly overweight man want to be in the next Boy Band |
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Quoted: Shows how tarded SJWs are. Orcs were created as a literary device so that Aragorn could kill 87 at a time without looking like a serial killer. Then some edgelord AD&D player says "wHy CaN't I rOlL aN oRc?" And here we are. If they remade Baldur's Gate today it would be unwinnable. Can't fight Amelyssan because "mUh ViOlEnCe AgAiNsT wAhMyn?" https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/61337/Melissan_png-1795110.JPG View Quote This guy gets it. Swords not words!! |
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I might have killed a thousand kobolds in my youth. Silly weakling lizard people.
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gay and retarded.
next time i DM a game im gonna make the female characters super fucking weak. |
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Or, people could realize it's just a game, and not play it if they don't like it.
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Well the most prevalent question that needs to be answered is, can I have a mountain dew?
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Racist is a word completely lack of any real meaning anymore.
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the wokeness consumes all. And once it has everything, it will consume itself.
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View Quote Boo! |
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I can't find it. Someone on 4Chan posted a story about playing D&D with a friend who was an SJW. The SJW asked the DM if the kingdom they were in allowed gay marriage, and when told no, they turned the whole game into a campaign to legalize gay marriage.
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So what you're saying is that when the Litch King joins up with the Dark Elves and invades the Forest Kingdom, I can't kick gnomes around the tavern like footballs for a bit 'O fun, cannot assume Dwarves like mining and I must take into account that the Litch King himself may be transsexual and does not wish to be referred to with gender-specific pronouns?
Dear God, just wait until the Left integrates Common Core into D&D! Attached File |
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Tolkien Dwarves are jews.
Short. Big nose. Crave gold and gems. And more. And they have some minor troubles with the True story. |
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Thank God all the other pressing issues of the country have been taken care of and we can move on to things like this.
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Let's talk about magic access discrimination. Tank barbarians should be able to cast spells equal to wizards that have trained since birth in magical arts. To do otherwise is discrimination. All players should pay 50 gold to help send barbarians to wizard school and they will get preferential grading.
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Quoted: Let's talk about magic access discrimination. Tank barbarians should be able to cast spells equal to wizards that have trained since birth in magical arts. To do otherwise is discrimination. All players should pay 50 gold to help send barbarians to wizard school and they will get preferential grading. View Quote I see you've never played Skyrim. |
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Quoted: Me, the Thief, and the Acrobat for the win! (Don't worry, I brought protection) https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/525420/Screenshot_2021-01-24-16-59-41-1-1795155.png View Quote |
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If you give SJWs enough time, they will find a way to ruin everything.
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Quoted: Shows how tarded SJWs are. Orcs were created as a literary device so that Aragorn could kill 87 at a time without looking like a serial killer. Then some edgelord AD&D player says "wHy CaN't I rOlL aN oRc?" And here we are. If they remade Baldur's Gate today it would be unwinnable. Can't fight Amelyssan because "mUh ViOlEnCe AgAiNsT wAhMyn?" https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/61337/Melissan_png-1795110.JPG View Quote Uh ... BG3 is a thing now. |
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*sigh* I miss the good old days when people were only worried D&D was turning kids into devil worshipers.
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The Orcs as a racist play on black people has been a lefty claim forever. Makes you wonder about how they view black people.
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I didn't think anyone played this anymore until an attorney in her 30s mentioned it to me when we were sitting around waiting for court.
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Quoted: Shows how tarded SJWs are. Orcs were created as a literary device so that Aragorn could kill 87 at a time without looking like a serial killer. Then some edgelord AD&D player says "wHy CaN't I rOlL aN oRc?" And here we are. If they remade Baldur's Gate today it would be unwinnable. Can't fight Amelyssan because "mUh ViOlEnCe AgAiNsT wAhMyn?" View Quote What this really telegraphs is that they're trying to normalize behavior that is bordering on orcish. And it's not because they're stupid, it's because they're evil. |
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This is why you always gatekeep your hobbies.
Keeping women out is ultimately a plus as well. |
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View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: This guy gets it. Swords not words!! Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes! |
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Quoted: What this really telegraphs is that they're trying to normalize behavior that is bordering on orcish. And it's not because they're stupid, it's because they're evil. View Quote Naw, Orcs have trended over to the "Noble Savages" stereotype in the geek world as of late. Attached File |
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Quoted: gay and retarded. next time i DM a game im gonna make the female characters super fucking weak. View Quote Attached File |
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Quoted: Naw, Orcs have trended over to the "Noble Savages" stereotype in the geek world as of late. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/495488/QrjNLnR_jpg-1795194.JPG View Quote |
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Yeah they already started making drow blue and pathfinder has all sorts of different sexual orientations and relationships.
If you are going to equate a fantasy race with any particular race you are the racist one. And these aren't even just all humans they are a different species of humanoid. Also you are generally welcome to choose features like skin tone and gender anyway. Of course if you were a white drow the other drow would probably ostracize you The idea of dehumanizing certain evil races in these games was more for the sake of expediency. It's an encounter where you are supposed to kill everything. We will make them all monsters and evil races so you don't have to bother negotiating for 4 hours only to battle anyway... I'm not sure what parallels tolkien had in mind when developing the races of middle earth but it was likely not entirely racially related. It was likely that hobbits were likely americans being from a far away land sheltered from all the evils in the world. I suspect orcs were intended to simply represent all the evil from Nazis to socialists to imperialists. But then those are just guesses |
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Quoted: Quoted: Let's talk about magic access discrimination. Tank barbarians should be able to cast spells equal to wizards that have trained since birth in magical arts. To do otherwise is discrimination. All players should pay 50 gold to help send barbarians to wizard school and they will get preferential grading. I see you've never played Skyrim. The last time I even touched those weird dice was about the time of Desert Storm. Loved playing them Dwarf's, though. |
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Quoted: Let's talk about magic access discrimination. Tank barbarians should be able to cast spells equal to wizards that have trained since birth in magical arts. To do otherwise is discrimination. All players should pay 50 gold to help send barbarians to wizard school and they will get preferential grading. View Quote Look up bloodrager |
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Quoted: The Orcs as a racist play on black people has been a lefty claim forever. Makes you wonder about how they view black people. View Quote Right and they are fucking green. They picked a color that no one actually is to not racify them. Drow being dark and evil has to do with elves being made of starlight or some bullshit |
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Quoted: Never. The last time I even touched those weird dice was about the time of Desert Storm. Loved playing them Dwarf's, though. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Let's talk about magic access discrimination. Tank barbarians should be able to cast spells equal to wizards that have trained since birth in magical arts. To do otherwise is discrimination. All players should pay 50 gold to help send barbarians to wizard school and they will get preferential grading. I see you've never played Skyrim. The last time I even touched those weird dice was about the time of Desert Storm. Loved playing them Dwarf's, though. Skyrim is a video game and although it's D&D inspired it's not D&D. The joke is that it's so wide open that you can become the leader of the Mages Guild, the Thieves Guild, the Assassins guild and the fighters guild (the Companions) all with the same character in a few hours which is kinda silly for an RPG. |
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Quoted: Shows how tarded SJWs are. Orcs were created as a literary device so that Aragorn could kill 87 at a time without looking like a serial killer. Then some edgelord AD&D player says "wHy CaN't I rOlL aN oRc?" And here we are. If they remade Baldur's Gate today it would be unwinnable. Can't fight Amelyssan because "mUh ViOlEnCe AgAiNsT wAhMyn?" https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/61337/Melissan_png-1795110.JPG View Quote Ohhh I never thought about that angle..........just let someone say they want the Dark Lady to be a raid boss in WoW now! |
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So...the whining is about D&D not being an accurate reflection of reality, or because of it's undesirable similarity?
I get so confused... |
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