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Posted: 3/28/2024 8:18:09 AM EDT
Can your wife bench press your current body weight one time using standard Olympic weights/bar?
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[#1]
Shit no.
207# Not sure I could either. |
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[#2]
Of course, she weighs 94 pounds.
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[#3]
My wife might be able to bench her body weight of 102, but certainly not mine at 165.
She’s a striker, the heaviest weight she moves is a 30lb kettle bell. |
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[#4]
Well, she's not a man, so no
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[#5]
She's stronger than most women her size but, NO.
I'm not sure if I can bench 210 pounds either. |
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[#7]
Your wife should not be able to press your body weight, that’s weird.
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[Last Edit: JimEb]
[#8]
Not a chance. Although she’s fit with 6-pk abs she’s never been strong.
I can’t even bench her body weight at the moment, current bench is only 65lbs. Still taking it easy since my shoulder surgery. A bit gun shy with bench press since that’s what blew out my shoulder. |
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[#9]
Is this a nice way to ask if a man's wife has or had a penis?
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[#13]
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Endeavor to Persevere
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The country I come from is called the Midwest
KS, USA
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[Last Edit: GordonFreeman1]
[#14]
I doubt most on GD could bench their wife’s body weight.
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[#15]
Only if she turned into something I would not want to be married to.
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[Last Edit: KillerDyller]
[#16]
Originally Posted By Jarcese: Of course. You're a failure if you don't go home to this every night?! https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/473548/Jx91I93X4xLRDrl0OfgbHUpC3vMuQzRf_lg_jpg-3171626.JPG View Quote You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla every night!? Forget about it. And no, she ain't putting up 180. |
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[#17]
For that to be the case, one or more of the following conditions needs to exist:
1) Dude is of small stature. 2) Wife is a muscular beast Either way that's a I'm a big dude, not just fat but tall. Even in the best shape of my life I was still 230. Wife is 5' 2", 125 lbs, and probably 44-26-34. No way she's gonna bench almost 2x her body weight, much less what I weigh now. |
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[#18]
No lol
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[#19]
No but she can deadlift my bodyweight
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[#20]
I'm over 250 pounds; of course not.
Then again, most ARFCOMers couldn't bench that. I doubt I could, either: My max is 175. |
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[#21]
Thankfully no
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[#23]
LOL
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Not fly enough to be halal....
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[#25]
My old lady could not bench press half of me.
But if I pissed her off, she'd kick me for a 40 yard field goal. I don't piss off Miss JOS. No way. |
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[#26]
No. I would not want a woman who would be able to.
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[Last Edit: JustDaniel]
[#27]
Lol no. I’m a 6’1 195 lb man. She’s a 5’6” 115 lb woman. Is this a low key tranny thread?
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[#28]
Zero chance in hell.
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[#29]
Nope. Not a chance. Shes 5’ tall and weighs maybe 115. Not a weight lifter.
I weigh 185. For all you dudes who can’t bench your own body weight, get out there and start lifting heavy things. I’m only a couple times a week lifter and I can rep my body weight. My 15 year old daughter can squat 200 though. |
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[#30]
Be kinda weird if one could.
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[#31]
I can't even bench my own body weight. I used to fantasize about having a guy lift me up like they do in the movies but I let go of that dream a long time ago. I've never been fat but I was really self conscious when the paramedics had to pack me out to the ambulance when I dislocated my hip. I don't weigh as much as a man my height would but growing up we had to get measured and weighed in high school. I was rail thin and everyone would go ewww when I weighed. I weighed the same as the fat girls-only I was 9" taller.
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[#32]
Originally Posted By RustedAce: Your wife should not be able to press your body weight, that’s weird. View Quote This. I'm a decently sized man and my wife isnt fat or a hoss. She's very fit but probably couldn't bench her own body weight. Is OP Obama's shill account? I'll bet the wookie can bench press that little cunt for sure! |
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[#33]
no -- she's very fit but that would be too much my guess would be -- she might be able to do ~60% for the record i can bench my weight ~6-7 reps (we're in the 50s) |
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[#34]
Only if she also angrily yells, "GET OFF OF ME!!!"
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[#35]
Originally Posted By wakeboarder: Can your wife bench press your current body weight one time using standard Olympic weights/bar? View Quote Goofy-ass post is goofy |
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[Last Edit: FlyingIllini]
[#36]
Read it wrong.
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[Last Edit: wildearp]
[#37]
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[#38]
Not a chance.
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[#39]
Wife is in great shape but def not. I however can overhead press her weight.
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[#40]
No. I weigh about 190-195. My wife can bench 160.
Some of you have seen my wife. She's not weak. |
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[#41]
She doesn't have, and never had, a penis.
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[Last Edit: Dieselman]
[#42]
Maybe when she was young, but not anymore. She used to be a very strong woman. After she hit her 40's that strength began rapidly declining.
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[#43]
Some sap will be along for Wakeboarder’s trap |
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[#44]
Voted no because she can’t currently
My lowest weight lately was 187, which matches her best competition bench, but she’s a bodybuilder now. Think she did 170 the other day after not benching for months. With a little work she could probably get close to benching what I currently weigh |
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[#45]
lol
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[#46]
I would not want a women who can bench 200. I go to gym and I can’t even bench that but I don’t worry what one can bench. Not sure why people are so in love with that.
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[#47]
Yes, because I'm not fat.
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Nonne delectaimini? Nonne hoc est quare adsitis?
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[#48]
No, I'm straight and I did not marry a tranny
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[#49]
lol, data mining thread...
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The threat is real...
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[#50]
No, and personally I don’t want a woman who can bench 215
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