Can your wife bench your BW?

Can your wife bench your BW? (Page 1 of 3)

wakeboarder Member Joined Jan 2010 Posts 28764 EE 100% (1) MI, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 8:18:09 AM EDT Can your wife bench press your current body weight one time using standard Olympic weights/bar?

CDW4ME Enigma Joined May 2012 Posts 12770 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 8:19:25 AM EDT [#1] Shit no. 207# Not sure I could either.
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Paul Self aware sack of star stuff (retired) Joined Nov 2000 Posts 183722 EE 100% (4) MI, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 8:20:20 AM EDT [#2] Of course, she weighs 94 pounds.
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billth777 Joined Oct 2014 Posts 6706 EE 100% (1) GA, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 8:23:56 AM EDT [#3] My wife might be able to bench her body weight of 102, but certainly not mine at 165. She’s a striker, the heaviest weight she moves is a 30lb kettle bell.

HandtoHandWombat Member Joined Jun 2017 Posts 2777 EE 0% (0) KY, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 8:24:11 AM EDT [#4] Well, she's not a man, so no

Bullseye100 Joined Sep 2013 Posts 8769 EE 100% (3) NJ, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 8:26:53 AM EDT [#5] She's stronger than most women her size but, NO. I'm not sure if I can bench 210 pounds either.

mtbike Joined Nov 2008 Posts 174 EE 0% (0) CT, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 8:27:23 AM EDT [#6] Quote History Originally Posted By HandtoHandWombat: Well, she's not a man, so no View Quote Always the correct answer.

RustedAce Peep Supreme Joined Jan 2004 Posts 50345 EE 100% (40) LA, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 8:28:10 AM EDT [#7] Your wife should not be able to press your body weight, that’s weird.
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JimEb Joined Nov 2008 Posts 15595 EE 0% (0) WI, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 8:31:25 AM EDT [Last Edit: JimEb] [#8] Not a chance. Although she’s fit with 6-pk abs she’s never been strong. I can’t even bench her body weight at the moment, current bench is only 65lbs. Still taking it easy since my shoulder surgery. A bit gun shy with bench press since that’s what blew out my shoulder.

Actiondiver Joined Jul 2010 Posts 11818 EE 100% (17) TX, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 8:31:41 AM EDT [#9] Is this a nice way to ask if a man's wife has or had a penis?

jalcon9 Joined Oct 2020 Posts 1242 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 8:32:45 AM EDT [#10] Quote History Originally Posted By Paul: Of course, she weighs 94 pounds. View Quote derp

SAE Member Joined May 2009 Posts 50561 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 8:33:39 AM EDT [#11] Attached File

Jarcese Member Joined Oct 2017 Posts 4334 EE 100% (5) MA, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 8:36:25 AM EDT [#12] Of course. You're a failure if you don't go home to this every night?! Attached File

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GordonFreeman1 The country I come from is called the Midwest Joined Feb 2016 Posts 1227 EE 100% (16) KS, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 8:36:59 AM EDT [Last Edit: GordonFreeman1] [#14] I doubt most on GD could bench their wife’s body weight.

1Bigdog Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 18584 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 8:38:58 AM EDT [#15] Only if she turned into something I would not want to be married to.

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Posted: 3/28/2024 8:40:48 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Jarcese:
Of course. You're a failure if you don't go home to this every night?!

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You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla every night!? Forget about it.

And no, she ain't putting up 180.

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Posted: 3/28/2024 8:41:04 AM EDT

[#17]

For that to be the case, one or more of the following conditions needs to exist:

1) Dude is of small stature.
2) Wife is a muscular beast

Either way that's a

I'm a big dude, not just fat but tall. Even in the best shape of my life I was still 230. Wife is 5' 2", 125 lbs, and probably 44-26-34. No way she's gonna bench almost 2x her body weight, much less what I weigh now.

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CouncilOfDave Canned Food & Shotguns Joined Feb 2008 Posts 33494 EE 100% (6) TX, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 8:41:31 AM EDT [#18] No lol

03RN Brown Coat Joined Jul 2015 Posts 44558 EE 100% (78) NH, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 8:44:07 AM EDT [#19] No but she can deadlift my bodyweight
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GarandM1 Joined Apr 2007 Posts 63392 EE 0% (0) UT, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 8:44:29 AM EDT [#20] I'm over 250 pounds; of course not. Then again, most ARFCOMers couldn't bench that. I doubt I could, either: My max is 175.

jmftexas egotistical extremist Joined Jan 2008 Posts 10300 EE 100% (5) TX, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 8:50:20 AM EDT [#21] Thankfully no

Notcalifornialegal Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023 Joined Sep 2009 Posts 33143 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 8:58:05 AM EDT [#22] An elite level female bench couldn't lift the average arfcommer.
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TxRabbitBane Fishing > Work Joined Feb 2005 Posts 61798 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 8:58:28 AM EDT [#23] LOL
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Notcalifornialegal Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023 Joined Sep 2009 Posts 33144 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 8:59:03 AM EDT [#24] Quote History Originally Posted By TxRabbitBane: LOL View Quote I feel like this was supposed to be worded differently but he just ran with it.
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jos51700 Member Joined Dec 2017 Posts 7011 EE 100% (7) USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 9:08:33 AM EDT [#25] My old lady could not bench press half of me. But if I pissed her off, she'd kick me for a 40 yard field goal. I don't piss off Miss JOS. No way.

macaho45 Member Joined Oct 2014 Posts 9078 EE 0% (0) IL, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 9:12:35 AM EDT [#26] No. I would not want a woman who would be able to.

JustDaniel Joined Feb 2022 Posts 1543 EE 100% (118) NC, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 9:14:18 AM EDT [Last Edit: JustDaniel] [#27] Lol no. I’m a 6’1 195 lb man. She’s a 5’6” 115 lb woman. Is this a low key tranny thread?

Real_PhillBert Member Joined Jun 2014 Posts 7859 EE 100% (2) ND, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 9:14:27 AM EDT [#28] Zero chance in hell.

neostoicism Joined Dec 2022 Posts 1086 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 9:14:57 AM EDT [#29] Nope. Not a chance. Shes 5’ tall and weighs maybe 115. Not a weight lifter. I weigh 185. For all you dudes who can’t bench your own body weight, get out there and start lifting heavy things. I’m only a couple times a week lifter and I can rep my body weight. My 15 year old daughter can squat 200 though.

doty_soty Member Joined Oct 2008 Posts 24926 EE 100% (167) OK, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 9:19:22 AM EDT [#30] Be kinda weird if one could.

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Posted: 3/28/2024 9:20:53 AM EDT

[#31]

I can't even bench my own body weight. I used to fantasize about having a guy lift me up like they do in the movies but I let go of that dream a long time ago. I've never been fat but I was really self conscious when the paramedics had to pack me out to the ambulance when I dislocated my hip. I don't weigh as much as a man my height would but growing up we had to get measured and weighed in high school. I was rail thin and everyone would go ewww when I weighed. I weighed the same as the fat girls-only I was 9" taller.

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RRA_223 Joined Jul 2006 Posts 12552 EE 100% (15) OH, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 9:33:36 AM EDT [#32] Quote History Originally Posted By RustedAce: Your wife should not be able to press your body weight, that’s weird. View Quote This. I'm a decently sized man and my wife isnt fat or a hoss. She's very fit but probably couldn't bench her own body weight. Is OP Obama's shill account? I'll bet the wookie can bench press that little cunt for sure!

MFP_4073 Joined Jan 2006 Posts 9216 EE 100% (2) NC, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 9:45:55 AM EDT [#33] no -- she's very fit but that would be too much my guess would be -- she might be able to do ~60% for the record i can bench my weight ~6-7 reps (we're in the 50s)

ItWasntMe Artful Dodger Joined Feb 2013 Posts 6945 EE 100% (2) NE, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 9:52:00 AM EDT [#34] Only if she also angrily yells, "GET OFF OF ME!!!"

txinvestigator CHL Instructor Joined Aug 2003 Posts 13034 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 9:53:05 AM EDT [#35] Originally Posted By wakeboarder: Can your wife bench press your current body weight one time using standard Olympic weights/bar? View Quote Goofy-ass post is goofy

FlyingIllini Joined Feb 2008 Posts 7970 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 9:53:56 AM EDT [Last Edit: FlyingIllini] [#36] Read it wrong.

wildearp CURATOR Joined Jun 2003 Posts 96834 EE 100% (67) AZ, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 9:54:20 AM EDT [Last Edit: wildearp] [#37] Quote History Originally Posted By ItWasntMe: Only if she also angrily yells, "GET OFF OF ME!!!" View Quote Wrong-hole her and she can bench press a house!
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JTX23 Member Joined Jan 2016 Posts 4532 EE 100% (22) TX, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 9:56:46 AM EDT [#38] Not a chance.

bdover Member Joined Feb 2017 Posts 3630 EE 100% (127) OH, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 9:56:52 AM EDT [#39] Wife is in great shape but def not. I however can overhead press her weight.

brouhaha Ammunition Moderator Joined May 2001 Posts 19120 EE 100% (16) TX, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 10:01:55 AM EDT [#40] No. I weigh about 190-195. My wife can bench 160. Some of you have seen my wife. She's not weak.
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dirtyboy Member Joined Oct 2008 Posts 38999 EE 0% (0) CO, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 10:02:06 AM EDT [#41] She doesn't have, and never had, a penis.

Dieselman Farmer Joined May 2004 Posts 10630 EE 100% (1) USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 10:04:10 AM EDT [Last Edit: Dieselman] [#42] Maybe when she was young, but not anymore. She used to be a very strong woman. After she hit her 40's that strength began rapidly declining.

Edge-To-Life Member Joined Feb 2013 Posts 29310 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 10:05:49 AM EDT [#43] Some sap will be along for Wakeboarder’s trap

baize82 Joined Jun 2010 Posts 1166 EE 100% (3) KY, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 10:09:20 AM EDT [#44] Voted no because she can’t currently My lowest weight lately was 187, which matches her best competition bench, but she’s a bodybuilder now. Think she did 170 the other day after not benching for months. With a little work she could probably get close to benching what I currently weigh

DK-Prof PsychoPolitical Master and Father Boog Joined Feb 2001 Posts 157588 EE 100% (11) VA, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 10:13:50 AM EDT [#45] lol
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TC450 Joined May 2010 Posts 6510 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 10:14:18 AM EDT [#46] I would not want a women who can bench 200. I go to gym and I can’t even bench that but I don’t worry what one can bench. Not sure why people are so in love with that.

chibajoe Praeteritum Terminum Est Joined Jun 2006 Posts 18554 EE 100% (18) LA, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 10:16:18 AM EDT [#47] Yes, because I'm not fat.
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ricko1 Nothing To See Here Joined Jul 2008 Posts 16041 EE 0% (0) NC, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 10:18:28 AM EDT [#48] No, I'm straight and I did not marry a tranny

RIP-Yataski My Mind Is A Trapdoor... Joined Apr 2013 Posts 117532 EE 100% (2) ID, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 10:24:53 AM EDT [#49] lol, data mining thread...
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Action45 Member Joined Oct 2006 Posts 23663 EE 100% (101) FL, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 10:26:18 AM EDT [#50] No, and personally I don’t want a woman who can bench 215

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