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Posted: 8/25/2021 2:43:39 PM EDT
I had no idea that he was a Air Force sniper with over a dozen confirmed kills in Somalia.  The story of him beating to death the home intruder with a curtain rod was crazy.  

All this time I just thought he painted trees.
Link Posted: 8/25/2021 2:51:33 PM EDT
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oh, you...
Link Posted: 8/25/2021 2:57:30 PM EDT
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Sigh... 13 er's.

Still not as bad as the last bunch though.
Link Posted: 8/25/2021 2:58:30 PM EDT
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Just painted trees?

I dare you to try it.
Link Posted: 8/25/2021 3:00:17 PM EDT
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He never painted any tigers eating penguins
Link Posted: 8/25/2021 3:00:58 PM EDT
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Mr Rogers was his spotter in Korea
Link Posted: 8/25/2021 3:05:47 PM EDT
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Just painted trees?

I dare you to try it.

He never painted any tigers eating penguins



And if he did, I'd dare you to try that too.

Dude was some kind of painting visionary.

Link Posted: 8/25/2021 3:11:17 PM EDT
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where would I find this at?
Link Posted: 8/25/2021 3:12:20 PM EDT
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Fun fact:

When he paints those little trees, he adds a hidden Vietcong sniper in each one.
Link Posted: 8/25/2021 3:15:41 PM EDT
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If this was true, I could die today a happy man.
Link Posted: 8/25/2021 3:17:44 PM EDT
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You never saw the snipers behind the trees.
Link Posted: 8/25/2021 3:23:34 PM EDT
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He wore the sweater to cover his sleeve tats.
Link Posted: 8/25/2021 3:25:21 PM EDT
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Widely known that he had toenail on the end of his dick.
Link Posted: 8/25/2021 3:25:59 PM EDT
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If this was true, I could die today a happy man.

 
  Peapod I'd like some extreme prejudice on the bitch in the happy tree out their along the beach.
Link Posted: 8/25/2021 3:30:26 PM EDT
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did it talk about his confirmed e-tool kill?
Link Posted: 8/25/2021 3:31:56 PM EDT
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The Air Force has snipers?  I thought they all flew F15s with nukes on board.
Link Posted: 8/25/2021 3:33:22 PM EDT
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I get the sense that Bob Ross would be laughing along with this thread.

We are going to paint a portrait of General Discussion.  A few trees, a hill, some morons, a giant flying cock, a smoked brisket, and a chick with sad titties. So peaceful...

Link Posted: 8/25/2021 3:34:33 PM EDT
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24/7 Bob Ross channel on Pluto tv.    
Link Posted: 8/25/2021 5:09:00 PM EDT
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Shut your whore mouth.
Link Posted: 8/25/2021 5:11:41 PM EDT
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The weirdest part for me was that his brushes were custom crafted from the hair of his sniper kills.
Link Posted: 8/25/2021 5:23:31 PM EDT
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"I know what the m97 flamethrower sounds like, it's dragon roar purging every living thing in it's path...I know the silence after..."
Link Posted: 8/25/2021 5:25:03 PM EDT
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And right here we are going to put in some happy F-5s that are gonna lay down some snake and nap.
Link Posted: 8/25/2021 5:34:46 PM EDT
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Squirrelly.
Link Posted: 8/25/2021 6:21:54 PM EDT
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He was there when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
Link Posted: 8/26/2021 8:43:13 PM EDT
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Dude was in a SAM site.  He personally waxed four German Migs, but refused his medals for that day.
Link Posted: 8/28/2021 7:32:45 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/28/2021 7:41:16 PM EDT
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So the Bob Ross painting shows do not benefit any of Bob Ross family.  BRI or Bob Ross Internation was a con job perpetrated on his family with his half brother involved.  They basically got the rights to his name and shows.  His son gets no benefits.  

So when you watch BRI episodes you are contributing to the people who basically stole Bob Ross' legacy.
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UH! SPOILER ALURRRT!
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So the Bob Ross painting shows do not benefit any of Bob Ross family.  BRI or Bob Ross Internation was a con job perpetrated on his family with his half brother involved.  They basically got the rights to his name and shows.  His son gets no benefits.  

So when you watch BRI episodes you are contributing to the people who basically stole Bob Ross' legacy.



UH! SPOILER ALURRRT!

A Few Good Men Don't I Feel Like the Fucking Asshole
Link Posted: 8/28/2021 7:45:53 PM EDT
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