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Posted: 6/23/2022 7:30:36 PM EDT

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'YOU take YOUR seat': Very specific cheat sheet reminds Biden how to act https://t.co/eGJGqRzzlY pic.twitter.com/lil708FVho
New York Post (@nypost) June 23, 2022

President Biden on Thursday inadvertently held up a comically detailed cheat sheet prepared by his staff instructing the gaffe-prone leader of the free world to “take YOUR seat” and to limit his remarks to “2 minutes.”

A photographer snapped an image of the document when Biden held it up backward at a meeting with wind-industry executives, which he attended after skipping his administration’s morning meeting with oil companies about combatting record gas prices.

The prepared instructions for Biden — titled “Offshore Wind Drop-By Sequence of Events” — tell Biden to “enter the Roosevelt Room and say hello to participants.”

Then, the paper says, “YOU take YOUR seat.”

The typed-up note says that after reporters arrive, “YOU give brief comments (2 minutes).”

When reporters depart, “YOU ask Liz Shuler, President, AFL-CIO, a question” and then “YOU thank participants” and “YOU depart.”

Biden’s use of staff notes at events has been embarrassing before, such as last July, when an aide scrawled, “Sir, there is something on your chin.” Biden also held that note so it faced reporters and photographers.

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:32:33 PM EDT

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Pathetic.

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:32:45 PM EDT

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Note:
Liz is joining virtually, you cannot shake her hand

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:34:54 PM EDT

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And the worthless cocksucker still fucks it up.

FJB

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:34:59 PM EDT

[#4]

No one he can sniff?

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:35:05 PM EDT

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Naw that can't be real it's gotta be some 4chan joke or something.

[ watches video ]

Holy shit it's fucking real! We are so fucked. Who is actually in control?

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:35:31 PM EDT

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The adults are in charge.

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:36:15 PM EDT

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Saw that earlier and halfway thought it was fake.

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:36:46 PM EDT

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He has a cheat sheet for how to wipe his ass when an aide isn’t around.

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:36:47 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/23/2022 7:37:21 PM EDT

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YOU Joe, YOU.

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:37:28 PM EDT

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Or sniff her hair.

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:37:58 PM EDT

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We are fucked.

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:38:43 PM EDT

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Saw that earlier and halfway thought it was fake.

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Please tell me that it’s fake.

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:39:00 PM EDT

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The adults are in charge.

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Adult diapers

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:45:52 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/23/2022 7:46:39 PM EDT

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Please tell me that it’s fake.

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If you follow it to the nypost article, in the video he's holding the note up and reading things from the other side of it. It's not fake.

He doesn't know the difference between shall and may either

https://nypost.com/2022/06/23/a-very-specific-cheat-sheet-reminds-biden-how-to-act/

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:46:50 PM EDT

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They forgot the parts about not raping children and shitting himself.

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:47:57 PM EDT

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Its beyond that...

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:48:43 PM EDT

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Also I note that joes mental sharpness has greatly improved. They didn’t have to write on there that he had to shit all over the constitution and he still did it all by himself! Great job you faggot!

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:49:34 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/23/2022 7:50:14 PM EDT

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YOU will resign, effective immediately.

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:50:25 PM EDT

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It's also not the first time. From March

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:51:29 PM EDT

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This is worse man. He doesn’t know where to fucking seat in his own “home”

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:51:39 PM EDT

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The guy literally has a room temp IQ. And no, it's not because he is old and demented. He was always this way.
The radical nutjobs actually running our country must laugh themselves to sleep at all of this

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:53:19 PM EDT

[#25]

We did this already

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:54:20 PM EDT

[#26]

Proud Democrat voters have no shame.

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:54:36 PM EDT

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Geez!!!

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:54:49 PM EDT

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Holy shit.

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:55:09 PM EDT

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'YOU take YOUR seat': Very specific cheat sheet reminds Biden how to act https://t.co/eGJGqRzzlY pic.twitter.com/lil708FVho
New York Post (@nypost) June 23, 2022

President Biden on Thursday inadvertently held up a comically detailed cheat sheet prepared by his staff instructing the gaffe-prone leader of the free world to “take YOUR seat” and to limit his remarks to “2 minutes.”

A photographer snapped an image of the document when Biden held it up backward at a meeting with wind-industry executives, which he attended after skipping his administration’s morning meeting with oil companies about combatting record gas prices.

The prepared instructions for Biden — titled “Offshore Wind Drop-By Sequence of Events” — tell Biden to “enter the Roosevelt Room and say hello to participants.”

Then, the paper says, “YOU take YOUR seat.”

The typed-up note says that after reporters arrive, “YOU give brief comments (2 minutes).”

When reporters depart, “YOU ask Liz Shuler, President, AFL-CIO, a question” and then “YOU thank participants” and “YOU depart.”

Biden’s use of staff notes at events has been embarrassing before, such as last July, when an aide scrawled, “Sir, there is something on your chin.” Biden also held that note so it faced reporters and photographers.

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Posted: 6/23/2022 7:55:44 PM EDT

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I like how it's bold and in caps, they're literally shouting at him.

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:55:52 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/23/2022 7:56:18 PM EDT

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That's sad.

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:57:27 PM EDT

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YOU DO NOT SNIFF the little girl

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:58:40 PM EDT

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This is worse than Brezhnev, who was five years younger at the time.

Leonid Brezhnev New Year's Address (1979) [Subtitled]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E66oM2iAMwM

Posted: 6/23/2022 7:58:55 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/23/2022 7:59:11 PM EDT

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Geez!!!

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Posted: 6/23/2022 7:59:29 PM EDT

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His first press 'conference'...

Posted: 6/23/2022 8:00:14 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/23/2022 8:16:02 PM EDT

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The guy literally has a room temp IQ. And no, it's not because he is old and demented. He was always this way.
The radical nutjobs actually running our country must laugh themselves to sleep at all of this

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And it’s a damn cold room, at that.

Biden has been special needs since elementary school. He’s borderline retarded. Throw a couple brain aneurysm surgeries on there. Wait another 25 years until he’s 78 and has Alzheimer’s and install him as President. Good times.

Posted: 6/23/2022 8:17:31 PM EDT

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Pudding can't think for itself

Posted: 6/23/2022 8:19:14 PM EDT

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That’s fancy. Now I wonder how much is spent yearly on shit like that when a fucking hand written list on a sheet of notebook paper would suffice.
Fucking ridiculous what we waste money on.

Posted: 6/23/2022 8:19:40 PM EDT

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The sad part is if he's actually capable of reading those notes he's still doing better than his new press secretary.

Posted: 6/23/2022 8:21:36 PM EDT

[#43]

Resting Biden Face.

Posted: 6/23/2022 8:21:56 PM EDT

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"A photographer snapped an image of the document when Biden held it up backward at a meeting"

The guy is truly sickening.

Posted: 6/23/2022 8:25:20 PM EDT

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The dude plagiarized his law thesis. Probably plagiarized even more than that. They passed him anyway due to political pressure.

IIRC he also didn’t pass the bar on his first couple of attempts.