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Link Posted: 12/24/2017 11:22:52 PM EDT
"$50 or I'll just get your mother"

Ok..$60 but nothing in my ass, you done took all that"
Link Posted: 12/24/2017 11:25:39 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Z_28_0117:
Watch it, one of my favorite Christmas movies.

Bad Santa 2, although a very different movie is worth a watch if you like the first one.

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"Hi Ms. Santa's sister."
Link Posted: 12/24/2017 11:27:53 PM EDT
Oh yes, it's a must see!!!
Link Posted: 12/24/2017 11:28:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/24/2017 11:33:43 PM EDT
One of my top 5 favorites of all time. Funny at the superficial level; peel back its veneer and it's a poignant masterpiece.
Link Posted: 12/24/2017 11:39:20 PM EDT
"Get him out of here? How the fuck do you expect me to do that? I'm 3-and-a-half feet tall motherfucker. Draw me a diagram how you want me to get him the fuck out of here."
Link Posted: 12/24/2017 11:40:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/24/2017 11:41:11 PM EDT by TheYellowThing]
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I felt like he was addressing me.
Link Posted: 12/24/2017 11:46:25 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By CZ75_9MM:
One of my favorites.

I don't know why but the advent calendar scene always cracks me up.

Candy Corn? Aspirin?
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Well they can't all be winners.
Link Posted: 12/24/2017 11:49:38 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By TheYellowThing:
Stupid movie. I am laughing my ass off, though.

Fucking sammiches.
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Is granny spry?
Link Posted: 12/24/2017 11:51:06 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By hoboninja:

I bet her pussy has lips like an orangatan...
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"A hard-on.........seriously"

"Relax it was only a semi"
Link Posted: 12/24/2017 11:51:56 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By precision40:
"$50 or I'll just get your mother"

Ok..$60 but nothing in my ass, you done took all that"
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"Just have him put his dick in your purse he won't know any better".
Link Posted: 12/24/2017 11:53:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/25/2017 12:03:45 AM EDT
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If only THIS song was made....perfect ending to this movie.

Link Posted: 12/25/2017 12:07:31 AM EDT
I beat the shit out of some kids today, but it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something, I don't know. Like I accomplished something.
Link Posted: 12/25/2017 12:07:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/25/2017 12:08:32 AM EDT by CarmelBytheSea]
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Originally Posted By TheYellowThing:
I felt like he was addressing me.
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Just kick him
Link Posted: 12/25/2017 12:12:23 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/25/2017 12:12:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TheYellowThing:
I have never seen this flick. Is it worth the time?
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IMO, no
Link Posted: 12/25/2017 1:02:58 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By MALT0SE:
Ive always wanted to fuck a santa in the ass

well ive always wanted to shit on a tatooed dick so we're perfect for eachother
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Hate to break it to you, thats from #2.. Which I think was better than the 1st..

YMMV
Link Posted: 12/25/2017 1:14:48 AM EDT
The wife and I are watching Bad Santa 2 as we speak. So far so good
Link Posted: 12/25/2017 1:21:59 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Tommy2399:
And Bad Santa II for an encore
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Damn straight
Link Posted: 12/25/2017 1:28:20 AM EDT
"Are you fucking with me kid?"
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