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Link Posted: 12/24/2017 10:22:52 PM EST
[#1]
"$50 or I'll just get your mother"

Ok..$60 but nothing in my ass, you done took all that"
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Link Posted: 12/24/2017 10:25:39 PM EST
[#2]
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Watch it, one of my favorite Christmas movies.

Bad Santa 2, although a very different movie is worth a watch if you like the first one.

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"Hi Ms. Santa's sister."
Link Posted: 12/24/2017 10:27:53 PM EST
[#3]
Oh yes, it's a must see!!!
Link Posted: 12/24/2017 10:28:41 PM EST
[#4]
Link Posted: 12/24/2017 10:33:43 PM EST
[#5]
One of my top 5 favorites of all time. Funny at the superficial level; peel back its veneer and it's a poignant masterpiece.
Link Posted: 12/24/2017 10:39:20 PM EST
[#6]
"Get him out of here? How the fuck do you expect me to do that? I'm 3-and-a-half feet tall motherfucker.  Draw me a diagram how you want me to get him the fuck out of here."
Link Posted: 12/24/2017 10:40:55 PM EST
[#7]
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I felt like he was addressing me.
Link Posted: 12/24/2017 10:46:25 PM EST
[#8]
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One of my favorites.

I don't know why but the advent calendar scene always cracks me up.

Candy Corn?  Aspirin?
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Well they can't all be winners.
Link Posted: 12/24/2017 10:49:38 PM EST
[#9]
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Stupid movie. I am laughing my ass off, though.

Fucking sammiches.
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Is granny spry?
Link Posted: 12/24/2017 10:51:06 PM EST
[#10]
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I bet her pussy has lips like an orangatan...
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"A hard-on.........seriously"

"Relax it was only a semi"
Link Posted: 12/24/2017 10:51:56 PM EST
[#11]
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"$50 or I'll just get your mother"

Ok..$60 but nothing in my ass, you done took all that"
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"Just have him put his dick in your purse he won't know any better".
Link Posted: 12/24/2017 10:53:26 PM EST
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Link Posted: 12/24/2017 11:03:45 PM EST
[#13]
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If only THIS song was made....perfect ending to this movie.

MISSIO - Middle Fingers (Official Video)
Link Posted: 12/24/2017 11:07:31 PM EST
[#14]
I beat the shit out of some kids today, but it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something, I don't know. Like I accomplished something.
Link Posted: 12/24/2017 11:07:54 PM EST
[#15]
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I felt like he was addressing me.
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Just kick him
Bad Santa (10/12) Movie CLIP - Nutcracker (2003) HD
Link Posted: 12/24/2017 11:12:23 PM EST
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Link Posted: 12/24/2017 11:12:49 PM EST
[#17]
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I have never seen this flick. Is it worth the time?
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IMO, no
Link Posted: 12/25/2017 12:02:58 AM EST
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Ive always wanted to fuck a santa in the ass

well ive always wanted to shit on a tatooed dick so we're perfect for eachother
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Hate to break it to you, thats from #2.. Which I think was better than the 1st..

YMMV
Link Posted: 12/25/2017 12:14:48 AM EST
[#19]
The wife and I are watching Bad Santa 2 as we speak. So far so good
Link Posted: 12/25/2017 12:21:59 AM EST
[#20]
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And Bad Santa II for an encore
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Damn straight
Link Posted: 12/25/2017 12:28:20 AM EST
[#21]
"Are you fucking with me kid?"
Link Posted: 12/25/2017 12:50:08 AM EST
[#22]
A great moment...

Link Posted: 12/25/2017 1:20:05 AM EST
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Link Posted: 12/25/2017 1:45:43 AM EST
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Link Posted: 12/25/2017 2:07:59 AM EST
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